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All Hail Mike Haven?
Maybe I am behind the times but when Did Mike Haven become Lord ruler of 2p2. He seems to be a mod in every forum now...
I for one welcome our new overlord PS does this mean he will be a red soon? |
Re: All Hail Mike Haven?
mh is one of the few mods i think most posters like across the board imo
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mh is one of the few mods i think most posters like across the board imo [/ QUOTE ] |
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Gandalf: His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Mat has crossed mods with goblin men. He's breeding an army in the caverns of 2+2. An army that can move in sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Haven is coming for the Ring.
Elrond: This evil cannot be concealed by the power of the Users. We do not have the strength to withstand both Haven and Mat. Gandalf, the Ring cannot stay here. This evil belongs to all of 2+2. They must decide now how to end it. The time of the Users is over, my people are leaving these shores. Who will you look to when we've gone? The Spammers? They toil away in caverns, seeking riches. They care nothing for the troubles of others. Gandalf: It is in Tuq that we must place our hope. Elrond: Tuq? Tuq is weak. The Blood of Numenor is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Tuq the Ring survives. I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of Tuq failed. |
Re: All Hail Mike Haven?
Well, mod wars is coming to its final devastating conclusion, so time to pick sides or get out of the way, all ya non-mods.
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Re: All Hail Mike Haven?
[iron] It's part of an initial experiment to see if a few mods that can mod in any forum might be able to, for instance, zap the current wave of spammers any more efficiently, when the home mods or Admins aren't online. [/iron]
[MH] Tomorrow, the world. [/MH] |
Re: All Hail Mike Haven?
MH,
Are you prepared to receive 408923 PMs and mod notifications daily? |
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Judging from the first hour or two of this, you're not far off the mark with that number. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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If I ever have a problem in German BBV, I know who I'm PMing!
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Are you prepared to receive 408923 PMs and mod notifications daily? [/ QUOTE ] http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...ov/lolmods.jpg Through the modern miracle of science this problem can now be cloned away! |
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i got a pm from mike haven once
i framed it and it is hanging on my wall now |
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i got a pm from mike haven once i framed it and it is hanging on my wall now [/ QUOTE ] i once had mike haven ban me for four days so i could do work. shortly after banning me he sent me a PM, so I get the email notification, but can't check the PM or even know who it was from. sadistic [censored] imo |
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When Mike Haven tells me to jump I always ask "How High?"
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When Mike Haven tells me to jump I always ask "How High?" [/ QUOTE ] noob. You should just jump, and then wait for permission to land again. |
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mh is one of the few mods i think most posters like across the board imo [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] mh is one of the few mods i think most posters like across the board imo [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Sincere in all dealings, unbiased, friendly, non-judgemental. |
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shortly after banning me he sent me a PM, so I get the email notification, but can't check the PM or even know who it was from. [/ QUOTE ] Tee hee! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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I've always suspected that Mike Haven is Mason's gimmick account. I mean, just look at the avatar. This confirms it. Also "Mike", fix your Loc: to something like "everywhere, but mostly my PM box".
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I welcome our new omnipresent overlord.
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Re: All Hail Mike Haven?
So do we send the tribute to your PO Box or the street address?
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]MH |
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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you, mom!
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I cant wait to see MikeHaven posting in BBV4Life. Hopefully one day I may even get banned by the man, the myth, the HAVEN
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once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-Mike Haven recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. -If you can see Mike Haven, he can see you. If you can't see Mike Haven you may be only seconds away from death. -The chief export of Mike Haven is pain. -Mike Haven' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. -Mike Haven once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" -When Mike Haven plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. -Mike Haven does not sleep. He waits. -The quickest way to a man's heart is with Mike Haven' fist. -What was going through the minds of Mike Haven' victims before they died? His shoe. -Mike Haven affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick. -If you spell Mike Haven in Scrabble, you win. Forever. -The following is a short list of things Mike Haven cannot do: . -If you make a list of 10 things Mike Haven cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit. -Mike Haven once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors. -Mike Haven does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Mike Haven goes killing. -When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mike Haven. -Mike Haven can slam revolving doors. -The Big Bang was actually Mike Haven roundhouse kicking God in the face. -Mike Haven has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. -Mike Haven Isn't funny, stop laughing. -Mike Haven has an unbeatable poker face, concealed beneath an even more unbeatable poker beard. -While a normal poker face conceals the emotion of its wearer, Mike Haven’s poker face skips all that and just drives other players insane. As a result, the only way to survive a game of poker against Mike Haven is to play online, and even then you still might go insane. -When Mike Haven sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Mike Haven has not had to pay taxes ever. -Mike Haven was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. -Q: What’s 30 times Mike Haven? A: Oblivion. -Mike Haven doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. -In conversation, Mike Haven often quotes himself, and then laughs about it. -Mike Haven has counted to infinity. Twice. -February 29th only occurs once every four years because Mike Haven wills it to be so. -There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mike Haven allows to live. -Mike Haven really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why. -Mike Haven once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. -In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Mike Haven could use to kill you, including the room itself. -There’s an old Mike Haven saying: “He who has the Mike Haven makes the rules.” It’s one of those nonsensical old sayings, since it implies that someone can “have” Mike Haven. -When Mike Haven falls in water, Mike Haven doesn't get wet. Water gets Mike Haven. -Mike Haven CAN believe it's not butter. -A man stopped Mike Haven on the street and asked him to list 100 Mike Haven facts. Unamused, Mike Haven raised one eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated. -Mike Haven is the reason why Waldo is hiding. -Mike Haven once picked a fight with a duck. The duck turned out to have several 10th degree blackbelts, and was the most formidable adversary Mike Haven ever faced. Funny how random the universe can be. -When Mike Haven does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. -Mike Haven can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" -There are no steroids in baseball, just players Mike Haven has breathed on. -If at first you don't succeed, you're not Mike Haven. |
Re: All Hail Mike Haven?
Too far, Trol.
<font color="white">But I like it! =) </font> |
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LOL TROLL some of those are awesome...
I must admit I got a pm from MH that was about a post I made and well it made my day |
Re: All Hail Mike Haven?
Now that Mike is also mod of Golf things are going a bit far. He's spamming all the threads with demands for golf tips and I think he even banned Bitcho after he referred to fellow Brit Laura Davies as "Mr. Doubtfire". I think this pic sums things up:
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j307/tuq2k2/haven.jpg |
Re: All Hail Mike Haven?
You're going to lose your spot on the Protected Rolls.
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http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...4783/Haven.jpg
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Re: All Hail Mike Haven?
Mike,
Just so you know; It is lonely being a God. -Zeno, Master of the Universe PS. I recall butting heads with you but that is so far back in the pre-history of 2+2 that I forgot what, if anything, it was about. It sure don't matter now. By the way, Power is no fun without abusing it. |
Re: All Hail Mike Haven?
Sorry, Conspire. I have to ban you for posting a PM. Rules is rules.
Just as I was contemplating whether or not to give you a 5,000th Post Thread. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Too far, Trol. [/ QUOTE ] Don't be so modest Mike! It is not possible to overstate The Haven! |
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MH,
Congrats on consolidating power. I think this might rival Stalin's succession. |
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You have the power to delete it, if I have been in the wrong. I want to get the banstick in bbv4life, not ATF!!
Plz lets compromise. |
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Mike,
This would be an awesome time to show the uninitiated that you rule with an iron first. Make him use his 5000th post to assuage your terrible wrath. Hail |
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Genius, iom! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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You have the power to delete it, if I have been in the wrong. I want to get the banstick in bbv4life, not ATF!! Plz lets compromise. [/ QUOTE ] I really am sorry, Conspire, but you posted it here, so you have to die here. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] However, I am willing to compromise. I'll allow you three last posts before you are conspired to the ethernet. |
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[ QUOTE ] You have the power to delete it, if I have been in the wrong. I want to get the banstick in bbv4life, not ATF!! Plz lets compromise. [/ QUOTE ] I really am sorry, Conspire, but you posted it here, so you have to die here. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] However, I am willing to compromise. I'll allow you three last posts before you are conspired to the ethernet. [/ QUOTE ] Obviously The Haven intends to implement this plan: [ QUOTE ] Mike, This would be an awesome time to show the uninitiated that you rule with an iron first. Make him use his 5000th post to assuage your terrible wrath. Hail [/ QUOTE ] |
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