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F DIDS

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F U. You can't contain my sexytime, cockblocker.

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too bad i haven't had sexytime in 3 months [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img], nothing to contain here

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GA's sexytime cannot be contained... DUCY???

http://www.joblog.co.za/wp-content/u...rchick-fat.jpg

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Now that that's over with... I have a date with a really cute looking funny talkative african american woman that I've been chatting with on Match.com.


A small pic:
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2.../23055240F.jpg

Now that myspace is officially scary, match seems like the best way to easily meet chicks.

I sent out a bunch of messages but have only heard back from one chick who winked at me first...

Maybe my profile looks wrong...if anyone has had experience using match to pick up chicks PM me so you can check out my steez.

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Here's the complete convo of me and this 31 yr old woman who winked at me... She said in her profile she was a v unpredictable conversationalist, so

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How unpredictable a conversationalist are you really? I'm imagining something like this:

Me: Hi how's it going, how about that weather outside?
You: I do NOT have to dance the Macarena!
Me: OK...well, what's wrong with the Macerena?
You: Exploding Fish Fortress! I like turtles!

Let's talk about the word "quirky." I find it condescending, don't you? I prefer the term: non-linear. Non-linear Americans Unite!

--GA

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I think I'm overthinking my cold emails...just a single comment should do it, right?
1 week later:

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Hey Peter...

Sorry for the late reply! But thanks for the analogy to the macarena. Perhaps we should add the running man as well? Fond memories of that one! =)

Anyway, I noticed your profile. Intriguing to say the least. First and foremost though is the prominent attention paid to the movie Operation Dumbo Drop. But perhaps more attention should be paid to the reasons for actually having watched it. Or watching more than 5 minutes of it. But perhaps she dare not offend in an initial email! ;-)

Also, are you really into old trashy old movies? I'm a big fan of camp, I must confess. If a movie could be trashy and campy at the same time, that would rock! And a dash of film noir on the side? I'm in!

P.S. I actually like the word quirky. It tends to mean something different depending on who you ask. I say, quirky-lovers, come hither!

Cheers!
XXX


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How to proceed?
I think I'm going with: small joke, then ask for number to continue convo rather than more flirting bs.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2.../55084872B.jpg

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Why do you use internet dating sites instead of conventional methods of just being socially active?

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Because why not? It gets boring meeting chicks in clubs and getting digits/taking them home and finding out they are dumb. I like going on dates and eating food with chicks and stuff if they are smart/funny. Plus I'd like to date some women who are adults rather than 24 yr olds with daddy issues.

Not that I'm gonna stop going to bars and trying to SIIAP.

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I'm sad by your view... Isn't the point of dating just to get with dumb chicks and bang the crap out of them? You don't need to go on dates to get conversation with smart/funny people... thats what your guy friends are for. You shouldn't care about their issues with daddy as long as your hitting it...

You sound like you're trying to find someone to settle down with but you're too young to do it. DON"T LET ME LOOSE YOU GA!

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How unpredictable a conversationalist are you really? I'm imagining something like this:

Me: Hi how's it going, how about that weather outside?
You: I do NOT have to dance the Macarena!
Me: OK...well, what's wrong with the Macerena?
You: Exploding Fish Fortress! I like turtles!

Let's talk about the word "quirky." I find it condescending, don't you? I prefer the term: non-linear. Non-linear Americans Unite!

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I came.


Plus, I have no experience with MATCH but let me check out the steez anyhow.

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I'm sad by your view... Isn't the point of dating just to get with dumb chicks and bang the crap out of them? You don't need to go on dates to get conversation with smart/funny people... thats what your guy friends are for. You shouldn't care about their issues with daddy as long as your hitting it...

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Wait, really?

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GA,

reads like you're trying a little too hard IMO with the weird convo thing.

but then again i have been off the market for so long that my opinion probably means nil anyway

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CC yah rly.

Unyon: I get it, but I like dating. Sex is so much better the third or fourth time you do it with a woman, plus it's way more fun if you actually like each other. Doesn't mean you have to settle down after the 5th date. That's something teenagers do. Adults can date for six months without a real commitment.

And yeah, if I do end up finding some chick who is so incredibly cool and hot and etc that I want to be exclusive with her, I will. Limiting yourself by what you think you should do is silly.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...tercrowley.jpg

--GA

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Doesn't mean you have to settle down after the 5th date. That's something teenagers do. Adults can date for six months without a real commitment.

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NO CHILDRENS ALLOWED

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Yo what is this thread about besides NO CHILDRENS ALLOWED?

Can I talk about a beat?

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NT: Yeah I'm feeling that now. I think a lot of my messages were like that, need to chill out imo. Here's the last one I sent...better?

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Subject: G'day Mate

For some reason I get the feeling from your profile that you really like New Zealand...what could have given me that impression?

I've never been there, but I could put aside my jealousy for a while if you told me all about it...

--GA

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this chicks got like 4 pics with this Tshirt.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2.../58457894A.jpg

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CC, this thread is about sexytime BBVS.

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bigger pix or ban imo

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Couple Double Matches from hotornot.com

http://pix.hotornot.com/pics/H8/HE/H...BRSRBMYNRC.JPG

http://pix.hotornot.com/pics/H8/HE/H...SQNENJXGYX.jpg

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Absolute: What does that mean? I'm not familiar w/h.o.n.

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NT: Yeah I'm feeling that now. I think a lot of my messages were like that, need to chill out imo. Here's the last one I sent...better?

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Subject: G'day Mate

For some reason I get the feeling from your profile that you really like New Zealand...what could have given me that impression?

I've never been there, but I could put aside my jealousy for a while if you told me all about it...

--GA

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this chicks got like 4 pics with this Tshirt.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2.../58457894A.jpg

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haha joke's on you sucka. her shirt really stands for I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] NeedleZ. You've got a [censored] junkie on yr hands broseph.

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BRAG DUCY

Im teh pushaman IMO!

STG please contain your sexytime adventures to this thread also you seem nice.

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he called me Unyon.... i got levelled

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Lol not leveling just inventing new nicknames.
Onions: many layers.

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Absolute: What does that mean? I'm not familiar w/h.o.n.

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Well basically, you register a small profile on HOrN and you can go meet people, and search within your metropolitan area. It's pretty cool, basically a version of myspace, minus the private profile/stalker/creepy bs. Although, I am a stalker/creepy, so...

Go try it out, "meet people".

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BRAG DUCY

Im teh pushaman IMO!

STG please contain your sexytime adventures to this thread also you seem nice.

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My sexytime is already contained to one person pretty much. ie Nothing notable will happen for a while.

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Bump for nation!

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Yeah wtf I was trying to type out a sexytime/internet beat but all this INE biz got out of control.

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Well hurry up I aint got all day.

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Can some please to be explaining what the [censored] is happening here?

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Well hurry up I aint got all day.

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It's not really a sexytime beat, more of an internet match beat. Maybe an indirect sexytime beat.

So, a few years ago I used to run around with this chick. Blah blah, she had a boyfriend, but what's he got to do with me? We got on like beans and cornbread for awhile but had a falling out. It was pretty benign as far as fallouts go and could've been easily resolved, and I can't remember why I didn't resolve it. It had to do with an argument we got into, where she said I was so crazy she could write a book about how crazy I was. I of course countered with the notion that I could write a book about how crazy she was. Master of the comeback, I know. Shortly thereafter I moved out of the neighborhood and seeing as we didn't live a block from each other any longer we lost touch.

Anyhow, she was great but I never really lamented any of this, being too busy with life and other crazier chix. Flash forward to about a week ago, I have this vivid epic dream about her. Well, not so much about her, but she was a main character in my quest. It was like one of those bigger than life dreams where you're on a noble quest, like lord of the rings or some [censored], and she was one of my merry party. Only instead doing of doing some [censored] with a ring and midgets, I was trying to transport and install two air conditioners at some apartment all the while trying to elude these guys that were trying to abduct me and use me in their time travel experiments.

So, whatev, I wake up like whoa and she was on my brain for the first time in awhile so I decide i'll try to contact her and see what's good. With all this myspace and facebook crap it should be easy I thought. Well, I have a myspace page but she didn't. Rats. I look and see she has a friendster page. Solid, the internets comes in handy again. I might've had one of those friendster accoutns at one point but since forgot the login crap, so I make another one and send her a brilliantly witty and charming email thing. Ok that was easy.

Well I didn't receive a reply and thought, damn that's beef, until I noticed yesterday that she hasn't even signed on the thing for many moons. Wtf gay friendster didn't make this obvious upfront, the most work in the whole operation was finding where this login detail was hidden. I guess they want me to get sucked in to their crap, not just use it to contact one person.

So, mini-beat I guess. How shall I proceed? Here's pix in order to properly ascertain the situation:



http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...myNigga/H1.jpg


http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...myNigga/H2.jpg



Bonus link, here's a cool song I was just listening to:

'Since I left you (Cornelius remix)' by The Avalanches

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http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...33/fotcmel.jpg
!!!

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Haha so fun sexytime trip reports are supposed to be contained here and horrible threads with rhyming titles are allowed to monopolize? Where is gildddddddddddd

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http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ia/ihertNZ.jpg

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http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...33/fotcmel.jpg
!!!

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lol

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Haha so fun sexytime trip reports are supposed to be contained here and horrible threads with rhyming titles are allowed to monopolize? Where is gildddddddddddd

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roaming the erf

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Cliff notes from CC's Post: He had sex with Fallout Girl.

Yeah that's happened to me, Friendster sucks. She may have turned off her email notification from it too, so it may be forever 'til she sees it.

I say check facebook, also how did you look for her in myspace? She may have an account without a tie to her name, check her ex's profiles and her friends if you can find them. If you find her I don't think it's overly psycho/stalkerish to be like Haha I sent this to your friendster account but nobody uses that anymore haha. She knows you and knows how crazy you are.

Wait, did you used to hookups with this chick or not?

--GA

PS this thread can also be used for goofyballer to ask me advice re: chix.

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She's gorgeous btw.

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Who the [censored] uses friendster

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My satanic exwife imo.

Facebook sucks too, it's just more popular.

There needs to be a new thing (not hotornot, that place is retarded upon further inspection.)

Nerve.com?
secondlife?
datingserver.twoplustwo.com?