Going to a Big Brother eviction - what banner do I take?
 

After 8 years of failed attempts, my girlfriend's finally managed to get a pair of BB eviction tickets (the show's a much bigger deal in the UK than the American CBS version), so we're going to the filming on Friday night. Since capital punishment was abolished here about 40 years ago, this is the closest thing we've got to public executions, and I'm kinda looking forward to my time with the rabble.

This week's nominees are Laura and Chanelle:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...k604/Laura.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...4/Chanelle.jpg

Anyways, about half the crowd stand outside the house with their own banners. They're usually pretty boring and generic: "Get Charley out"/"I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Liam"/"Marry me Davina" etc, so was thinking I might try and sneak something subversive or some kinda BBV tribute through the system and onto primetime British TV. It obviously can't contain bad language or be libellous, but besides that pretty much anything goes.

What's my play? I'll go ahead with the best banner idea and try to follow through with a trip report/TV footage of a giant hypnotoad/donkament/Rick Astley/Alison Stokke poster etc etc...

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put lol bigbrotheraments

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eff it, just do BBV4LIFE and hope it gets on tv

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"I'm a loser" sounds good.

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How about a sneaky goatse? Something like this:

http://www.idiottoys.com/pics/olympic-goatse.jpg

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"FATTY OUT"

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The first girl, I would put on a bacon sandwhich.
The second girl I would bang all night long.


PS: RICKROLL BIGBROTHER.

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"Ignorance is Wisdom"

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"F OOT"

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Evict Laura LDO

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Just put on a banner "BBV4LIFE" I will be watching so Ill know if you manage it or not

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How about a sneaky goatse? Something like this:

http://www.idiottoys.com/pics/olympic-goatse.jpg

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this is awesome

also, do f oot.

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My god. I watched one of the evictions, the reaction of the crowd just makes me want to rip my eyes out. Basically a big crowd of various BB audition rejects who are insanely jealous that they wont get 5min of fame or a movie premier.

OP Did you or your Gf audition for BB?

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OP Did you or your Gf audition for BB?

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Hell no. We purely derive pleasure from the Big Brother circus for the cheap entertainment that comes from watching scenes like this.

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SIIHP

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My vote either lol bigbrotheraments or BBV4LIFE

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put lol bigbrotheraments

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OP Did you or your Gf audition for BB?

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Hell no. We purely derive pleasure from the Big Brother circus for the cheap entertainment that comes from watching scenes like this.

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I would rather shoot myself in the head than go to this show.

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OP Did you or your Gf audition for BB?

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Hell no. We purely derive pleasure from the Big Brother circus for the cheap entertainment that comes from watching scenes like this.

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nothing happened.... It would have only possibly been entertaining if there was like 2.5 minutes less of her crying and if she somehow managed to fall down the stairs and take the host chick w/ her.

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GIVE LAURA THE F OOT !!!!

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I stole some ideas and recombined:

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4567/footzs6.jpg

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I stole some ideas and recombined:

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4567/footzs6.jpg

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lol. I may just enlarge this and print it out as my banner. Success rate depends whether or not the BB producers are savvy enough to know about the goatse thing tho...

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lol bigbrotheraments seems like the best that is sure to get through but no fat chicks is my vote

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Def. "lol bigbrotheraments"

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Bottom broad has amazing eyes, I shud be watching BB

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she best not be going out got a fiver on her to win

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she best not be going out got a fiver on her to win

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on Chanelle?! buh bye fiver...

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Def. "lol bigbrotheraments"

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truth

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FAT CHIX 4 LYFE

LAURA = PERFECT 20

I TRADED MY CAT 4 THESE TICKETS

I'M AN AGGRESSIVE CALLER!

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How bout;

"YGOS"
"Lol Bigbrotheraments" LDO
"F OOT Da UG"
"BB has teh herpes"


Oh and seriously BB is [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] gay! Are you gay or something?

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SIIHP

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Send Laura Home-DUCY?

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http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...rickastley.jpg

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with a boombox blasting it

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ill be watching this now haha

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seriously. find a way to do a live rickroll.

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"SIICHANELLEP4LYFE
Wud it do BBV?"

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put lol bigbrotheraments

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BEAT: YOUR BELLY

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put 101 bigbrotheraments

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