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[censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
I've played almost exclusively at Absolute Poker for the past year since the legislation and have consistently beaten the .50-1 game for close to 7bb/100. Since they instituted the BBJ, I've gotten absolutely crushed. Bad beats beyond belief. I've never come close to saying a site is rigged, but I'm starting to wonder. I've heard a lot of other consistent winning players say the same thing recently.
Tonight I loaded up my usual 6 tables and ran into a guy who was consistenly betting like $50 into $2 pots. He was down to $30 and left with over $1100 in 30 minutes. About $900 of it was my money. I've been playing for 7 years solid and have never experienced anything remotely like this. Here is how it when down: I have position on him, so I'm pretty much calling anything preflop or small raises with even garbage hands since he is overbetting the pot every time. First Hand: Absolute Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 6 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $9.75 UTG+1: $98.50 CO: $73.50 Button: $172.25 Hero: $100.50 BB: $21.95 Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3 folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks. Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3, 3 players) Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $24</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $98</font>, BB folds, Button calls. Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($199, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $1.5</font>, Button calls. River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($202, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $202) Results: Final pot: $202 <font color="#ffffff">Button Shows Ah 8c</font> <font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows 9h 3h</font> OK whatever, so now I reload to the full $200 because it's obvious he will give the money back. Next Hand: Absolute Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 6 players Converter Stack sizes: Hero: $199.50 UTG+1: $40 CO: $7.25 Button: $97 SB: $108.95 BB: $255.05 Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5</font>, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, BB calls. Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($15.5, 3 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $45</font>, UTG+1 folds, BB calls. Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($105.5, 2 players) BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $149.5</font>, BB calls. River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($404.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $404.5) Results: Final pot: $404.5 <font color="#ffffff">BB Shows Jc As</font> <font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Ks Ah</font> Whatever...I'm willing to live or die with TPTK against this piece of [censored]. Of course, he flopped top two on me. So I reload and then this hand comes up: Absolute Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 6 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $63.50 UTG+1: $20.70 CO: $94.50 Button: $103.95 SB: $420.65 Hero: $193.50 Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $56</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $193.5</font>, SB calls. Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389) Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389) River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389) Results: Final pot: $389 <font color="#ffffff">SB Shows 3h 4d</font> <font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Qd Qs</font> 34 off is the nuts obv. At this point, I'm wondering WTF is going on. Very next hand: Absolute Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 6 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $97.95 UTG+1: $619.50 Hero: $193.54 Button: $62.50 SB: $18.70 BB: $93.50 Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $2</font>, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls. Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($10, 5 players) SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $134</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $191.54</font>, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls. Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($395.08, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $395.08) River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($395.08, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $395.08) Results: Final pot: $395.08 <font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 Shows 7s 8c</font> <font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows 6s 10h</font> Yeah, I know T6 off sucks, but I was calling any small bet preflop with anything against him. VERY NEXT HAND: Absolute Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 5 players Converter Stack sizes: Hero: $200 CO: $62.50 Button: $16.70 SB: $92.95 BB: $906.54 Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $3</font>, 3 folds, BB calls. Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6.5, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $184</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $197</font>, BB calls. Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($400.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $400.5) River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($400.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $400.5) Results: Final pot: $400.5 <font color="#ffffff">BB Shows Qh 8d</font> <font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Ah Jd</font> He leaves with $1100 after being down to his last $30 just 30 minutes prior. [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER. THIS PIECE OF [censored] SITE THAT CHANGES BONUS AND RAKEBACK RULES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND IN THE MIDDLE OF BONUS TERMS IS NOW CHEATING. |
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bad beats bro [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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I think it's funny how OP assumes it was his "last $30", and also how mad he gets about losing four buy-ins when his opponent was nice enough to take the worst of it everytime.
Whats next, some pissed off pit boss in BBV ranting and raving about some degen who kept hitting twenty one on the roulette wheel? [censored] ! I hate it when I have to pay the guy who stuck $200 in as a 4-1 dog! |
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bad beats bro [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] No, they aren't bad beats. He is calling all ins PREFLOP with 34 off vs. QQ and hitting. Something is weird at AP right now. |
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At least you made someones day alot brighter!
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Damn, that would put me on life tilt.
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Did you ever think that maybe he knows magic?
jeez -Andy |
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Did you ever think that maybe he knows magic? jeez -Andy [/ QUOTE ] pattern mappers aren't magic op, tin foil hat next time LDO |
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for some reason i cant see what your opponent had, on the last couple hands?
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A lot of these beats are brutal but i was still laughing my ass off the whole way through.
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pattern mappers aren't magic op, tin foil hat next time LDO [/ QUOTE ] Pattern mappers tell you what cards are coming next. However when you instead change the cards to the ones you need...well that's something else entirely. Something...MAGICAL! -Andy |
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way to go fish
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if you arent going to get back at him, at least tell us his username.
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if you arent going to get back at him, at least tell us his username. [/ QUOTE ] His name is GROOVYGLEN. Please make his life a miserable [censored] hell. |
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not online now, but ill be sure to watch.
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I won my monies back. I went on Full Tilt and played $10-20 and some $30-60 limit. I'm now down $22 on the day.
[censored] YOU AP. Please make life miserable for AP player GROOVYGLEN. |
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wow, that was actually pretty brutal even for bbv standards.
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, this is a little bit of variance .. and i mean a little.... try losing with top set to runna runna quads in one week... op is seriously retarded...
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, this is a little bit of variance .. and i mean a little.... try losing with top set to runna runna quads in one week... op is seriously retarded... [/ QUOTE ] he actually isnt. |
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[ QUOTE ] if you arent going to get back at him, at least tell us his username. [/ QUOTE ] His name is GROOVYGLEN. Please make his life a miserable [censored] hell. [/ QUOTE ] LMFAO i think I might have been at this table... |
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bumped for relevance
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wow if this is true not only do people have superuser accs but ppl now know AP's rng seed.
That guy has totally haxorz AP's alogarithm |
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every idiot and their brother is coming out of the woodworks now....
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That 34off hand would have just blown me up man that is some sick hands worst thing it was a hit and run so you cant even get it back of the tard.
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I quit playing at AP after being there for 3 years just recently, after the BBJ i just couldnt handle it anymore..
1. Everytime i saw someone hit it at the .25/50 tables i went on life tilt 2. I just wasnt beating the game like i was previous BBJ, dont really know why 3. Once you get about 1/2 NL, the game selection sucks balls |
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every idiot and their brother is coming out of the woodworks now.... [/ QUOTE ] Awww, now you can't steal monies online. *sniff* |
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I quit playing at AP after being there for 3 years just recently, after the BBJ i just couldnt handle it anymore.. 1. Everytime i saw someone hit it at the .25/50 tables i went on life tilt 2. I just wasnt beating the game like i was previous BBJ, dont really know why 3. Once you get about 1/2 NL, the game selection sucks balls [/ QUOTE ] Hey DaCooler, I played a lot with you months ago at AP. Everything you just said here is exactly right. I couldn't have said it better myself. Something weird is going on there and now we have some pretty clear cut evidence that somebody was able to see hole cards. I wouldn't be shocked if more dirt comes out soon. |
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what was your screenname?
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Hmmm. not to jump on the "AP is rigged" bandwagon but you guys have a point. Been playing there for 2yrs now and it definitely took a turn for the worse after BBJ started. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Maybe they started the BBJ to attract new players, and have their superusers stealing money to recover what they lose in BBJ payouts?
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Maybe they started the BBJ to attract new players, and have their superusers stealing money to recover what they lose in BBJ payouts? [/ QUOTE ] The BBJ is funded by player's funds and AP gets a cut of it too. |
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funny but they make extra money by taking a portion of every jackpot.
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Clearly GROOVYGLEN = Mark Seif
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bumped for relevance [/ QUOTE ] it's not relevent, OP is an idiot |
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bumped for relevance [/ QUOTE ] This is not relevant at all, wtf? If the bump is a joke, nicely played. |
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[ QUOTE ] bumped for relevance [/ QUOTE ] it's not relevent, OP is an idiot [/ QUOTE ] Lol, great minds. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] bumped for relevance [/ QUOTE ] it's not relevent, OP is an idiot [/ QUOTE ] Lol, great minds. [/ QUOTE ] locked for general incompetence |
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