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blutarski 11-26-2007 10:33 PM

Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
I was getting my lunch at some upscale take out place and I saw her behind the cash register.

She was built like a Lane Bryant model...thick, but curvy and not fat. Perfect, large breasts, under a toffee skinned, smiling face. No older than 22-23, with an italian accent. Innocent and niave.

I am not ashamed to say I fell in love, my friends. I wanted to kiss that mouth, put my hands on her hips and pull her close to me. The thought of some joker having her drives me crazy.

My path is clear: I must join a fringe Mormon sect that allows polygamy.

runningmarvel 11-26-2007 10:35 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
first. reading it now.

runningmarvel 11-26-2007 10:36 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
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My path is clear: I must join a fringe Mormon sect that allows polygamy.

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so you're telling us you have a boyfriend already, or what?

DblBarrelJ 11-26-2007 10:36 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
[x] Pack your bags hunny, we're moving to Utah!

runningmarvel 11-26-2007 10:36 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
also pics or it didn't happen

blutarski 11-26-2007 10:37 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
she had that sexy confidence that only a zoftic girl can pull off.

Himself 11-26-2007 10:37 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
haven't read op. so it's a dude right?

runningmarvel 11-26-2007 10:38 PM

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haven't read op. so it's a dude right?

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that what I think and what blutarski is trying to conceal

DocForbin 11-26-2007 10:42 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
wait, I thought you were gay?

Kimbell175113 11-26-2007 10:48 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
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zoftic

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[ ] close enough for the spellchecker to guess what you meant

The Mayo 11-26-2007 10:49 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
no

React1oN 11-26-2007 10:49 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
No vids please so I don't fall in love too.

Conspire 11-26-2007 10:51 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
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My path is clear: I must join a fringe Mormon sect that allows polygamy.

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Tell your wife about this and let bbv4life know what she says. Of course a better idea is just to ask her if shes interested in a threesome with a younger girl.


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EvilSteve 11-26-2007 11:15 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
ah the sexy confidence of a zoftic girl

Tartufo 11-26-2007 11:20 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
Ask if you can get an imprint of her genitalia and order one of them silicone models

inside?? 11-26-2007 11:20 PM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
Was she a vampire?

Carolina Pirate 11-26-2007 11:42 PM

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pics or it didn't happen

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The Mayo 11-27-2007 01:06 AM

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it didn't happen

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Doc T River 11-27-2007 01:40 AM

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zoftic

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[ ] close enough for the spellchecker to guess what you meant

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The word is zaftig.

Kimbell175113 11-27-2007 01:46 AM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
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zoftic

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[ ] close enough for the spellchecker to guess what you meant

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The word is zaftig.

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I know, but it's meaner if you don't say it, imo.

fartman77 11-27-2007 01:57 AM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
lose the comma in the title and you might be on to something.

its_just_me 11-27-2007 06:34 AM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
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No older than 22-23, ... Innocent and niave.

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23 and innnocent? its a tarp

rubbrband 11-27-2007 06:36 AM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
What r the lines on blut sexing her? I wanna wager.

its_just_me 11-27-2007 06:44 AM

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What r the lines on blut sexing her? I wanna wager.

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lets just say, if id be you i wouldnt bet any money on him sexing that gyal

BooNaNy 11-27-2007 09:38 AM

Re: Gentlemen, I fell in love today
 
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I was getting my lunch at some upscale take out place and I saw her behind the cash register.


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When did Mickey D's become upscaled?

imo 11-27-2007 09:42 AM

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zoftic

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[ ] close enough for the spellchecker to guess what you meant

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weak... in so many ways


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