optimal drunkeness
 

I just bought a bottle of morgan private stock, and a 6 pack of Stella to try per BMW's suggestion. I'm trying to achieve an optimal drunken state by 6pm this evening, how should I go about drinking?

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In tha mouth

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2 cups 1 mouth?

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Put in the the mouth

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how much of the bottle and how many beers to drink? What start time? I'm bad at pacing myself.

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enema

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I don't like enemas

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Eat something first, then start chugging.

Conspire

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I'm making a hamburger right now.. I'm thinking the morgan and some coke will go better with that.

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TR to follow

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Why don't you go ahead and drink the 6 pack and then fine tune matters with the Morgan

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Why don't you go ahead and chug the morgan and then fine tune matters with the 6 pack

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fyp

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http://www.mikethemouth.com/images/pic_mike_home1.jpg

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Burger was very good.. Angus steak burger with some sharp cheddar cheese, lettuce and onions mmmmm. I'm starting with the morgan.

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ty for posting a pic of my hero in this thread.. I love Mike

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very tasty.. the private stock is a little smoother than regular morgan. Goes very well with the coke.. although it's a little too sweet.

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if you drink it all you will have teh optimal drunken state also try mixing the morgan with 7up

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I don't have any 7up.. I do like it that way though. Only mixers I have are raspeberry tea (ewww), coke, vanilla coke, cranberry juice, and v8 splash or beer.

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I'm going with the vanilla coke for my 2nd shot.. it's slightly less sweet since it's generic cola, the vanilla adds a nice finish to it.

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3rd and 4th shots I'm sticking with the vanilla, have a very slight buzz.

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still have 3 1/2 hrs to go till 6 though.. at this rate I'll be drunk and passed out.

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I forgot arkansas/lsu was starting.. now i got something to get drunk to besides law and order

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with the 4th pick in the NFL draft.. the New England Patriots select Darren McFadden

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I'm making a hamburger right now.. I'm thinking the morgan and some coke will go better with that.

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Forget Morgan and Beers, just do the coke IMO

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I don't have any powder right now.. will have some later most likely.

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Ok 4 shots in a little over 30 minutes.. my face is a little flushed, feels hot. Starting to get a decent buzz going. Shot #5 I'm going to try with the raspberry white tea lol.

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are you mixing these 50/50?

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ya pretty much.. I don't put much soda in my drinks.. maybe a little more coke than morgan but not much.

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private stock tastes like gross syrup imo... other than that ur doing it right

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well I wanted Tuaca, but nobody around here has it. I love that stuff. I'd rather drink private stock than nyquil

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Bottle is about 1/3 gone, that's not a good sign

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ok morgan and raspberry white tea is as gross as it sound.. I really can't describe the taste other than it was sweet, and really gross. Back to the coke for shot #6

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Tell us when you puke.


Conspire

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I won't puke bro.. I'm too strong for that.

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shot #6 should prob do it for you, 8 max. then you can sip on the stellas and have a nice buzz goin

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I do have to pee already though.

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Ya maybe 1 more.. then I'd like to maintain this level of buzz till 6pm, when I go out drinking lol.

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someone could post some hot big titty girls in this thread to keep me happy in my buzzed state

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ok #6 is down, 1/3 of the bottle is down.. I think i'm gonna try a stella and see how bad I hate it.