How to wash a cat.
 

<u>How to wash a cat.</u>

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1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so
that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a “power wash and rinse” which I have found to be
quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and
run outside where he will dry himself.

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ok

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No. Soo much effort. What you do is shave the cat's fur off. Hey presto - dry-wipe cat.

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Meh, just get balla-type monies and take the cat to a professional pet grooming service.

Professional pet grooming = SUPA BALLA.

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evil imo

also then you don't get to see all the fun

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJQdQt65JE

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i think i got this in an e-mail in 1998, nice try tho

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<u> How to poo-poo on a cat</u>

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1. crap in the toilet.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.

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9. Barricade doors as the local faction of the animal liberation front is coming after you.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cute girl + cruelty to animals = 8========D

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WARNING!
OP's method for cat washing may not be suitable for kittens.

I must have flushed at least 5 cute widdle kittens before I realized this wouldn't work.

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Meh, just get balla-type monies and take the cat to a professional pet grooming service.

Professional pet grooming = SUPA BALLA.

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Meh, a real balla would just throw away cats that got dirty and buy new, clean ones.

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Meh, just get balla-type monies and take the cat to a professional pet grooming service.

Professional pet grooming = SUPA BALLA.

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Meh, a real balla would just throw away cats that got dirty and buy new, clean ones.

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That actually reminds me of a Weekend Update joke by Seth Meyers-

"A Long Island cat became the first cat in the New York region to undergo Surgical Hip Replacement, which was just several thousand dollars more expenisve than the common procedure...Total Cat Replacement."

Re: How to wash a cat.
 

Cats are self drying!!!

Never put a cat in a dryer, microwave, or oven, unless intentionally preparing cat as food.

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My cat has been never washed. She licks herself and always smells like fresh pussy.

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I'm upset Miss Chriss

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garden hose imo

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how to wash a cat

step 1: wait for it to rain
step 2: lock cat outside in the rain

voila

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7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

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um, most toilets are on the wall?

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evil imo

also then you don't get to see all the fun

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJQdQt65JE

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i was crying while watching this....but only b/c i was lmao