i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, nsfw
well I registered on some home poker games place like years ago and I think someone from there got my email and is sending me invitiations to their home game. I normally just delete them since driving out to the USC area blows and especially after leaving late at night there its not a pleasant area.
heres the email i got [ QUOTE ] From : CENSORED Sent : Tuesday, October 10, 2006 9:00 PM To : CENSORED Subject : *TOPLESS DEALER* HOME POKER at USC! TUESDAY! 7:00pm Oct 10th! gabe ***-***-****, $1-2 Blinds NL *TOPLESS DEALER* JESSICA is here again tonight! Straight from VEGAS! Everyone keeps requesting her back!! Hey, Southern Cali Poker Players! TUESDAY, 7:00pm- 3:00am, Oct. 10th Please RSVP by Phone, Email, or AIM. Seats limited to 9 spots, then wait list. All players appreciate it: We get $2,000 on the table because of your RSVPs! Come check out our Home Poker Games! We play No Limit Texas Hold'em all the time at USC, right off campus! It's the biggest poker game in the PAC-10, with players coming all the way from Pepperdine & UCLA. It's mostly USC students & alumni, and new friendly players are welcome. * Alcohol Friendly, & Smoking Patio right outside! * Huge Stereo system, with great playlist! * 50" Plasma HDTV with HD Sports & movies playing. Cash Game $1-2 Blinds $1-100 Buy in You're welcome to stop by my game, buy-in & cash out anytime, just give me a call [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Fight on, CENSORED [/ QUOTE ] THERES A TON OF IMAGES and ill post more but goddamn i dont know what to say, it might be something but i dont know what http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5...ker008ajw8.jpg |
Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
AH YAH IM CRUNK AS BUCK HELL YABHHHHHHH
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WE MUST GOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
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more pics dammit. where's that option?
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if her face wasnt ugly this would be cool as hell
wait its cool as hell anyway (since hell is so cold) |
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I can see the hand posts now...
"So I'm in the DD--I mean the BB. And I look down at DD--whoops I meant AA. Guy raises, do I DD here? Whoops make that RR." |
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yeah her face is fugly as everything and im drcunk as [censored] right now and shes still gross, she also needs to do crunches
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boredom i hope you notice its AA just an fyi
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Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
go there and buyin for 1$, since its allowed
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boredom i hope you notice its AA just an fyi [/ QUOTE ] Of course, and I chuckled...unfortunately, after seeing that second pic, I think I'd be limping them if I were that guy. |
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i'd hit it.
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just so you guys know im not resizing this one, the other ones i resized to 640x480 but if any people want full ones ill post them later. this ones full size
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You know you're a real loser when what you're actually most impressed by is the high quality chips. Look at those hockey puck-looking things, me like!
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face doesnt look as busted in the newest pic
i said AS |
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i'd do her. hell i'd even do him. what's that brown thing on her arm?
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birthmark obv, you guys have some low standards [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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if thats a birthmark/mole or whatever its a potential deal breaker for me
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i'd do her. hell i'd even do him. what's that brown thing on her arm? [/ QUOTE ] yuck, lokoks like a weird birthmark to me. also looks like she has blue ink just above her pants maybe a tatoo (whatever paperbag her get her out of your system) |
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"HELL YAH THE FIRST BOOB I EVA TOUCHED HELL YAH BALLIN 2NITE"
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she has a different face in every pic
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nothin makes me feel more manly then sittin around a table w/a bunch of guys touchin one girls titties
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the guy is ratholing in the cup holder, what a mother [censored]
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if thats a birthmark/mole or whatever its a potential deal breaker for me [/ QUOTE ] what, do birthmarks distract you during sex or something? wtf? |
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[ QUOTE ] if thats a birthmark/mole or whatever its a potential deal breaker for me [/ QUOTE ] what, do birthmarks distract you during sex or something? wtf? [/ QUOTE ] basically, nath, people on the internet are retarded edit: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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I'm really at a loss for words right now. Just, wow.
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Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
its actually pretty [censored] creepy that she lets everybody feel her boobies. that said, they look natural and i'd like to touch them. also, i'd do her even w/the birthmark.
lol@op remark about low standards...c'mon. |
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nothin makes me feel more manly then sittin around a table w/a bunch of guys touchin one girls titties [/ QUOTE ] hahahhahah the funniest/worst part is theyre mostly asian guys sitting at that table http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6...oker015qw0.jpg |
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basically, nath, people are the internet are retarded [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] basically, nath, people are the internet are retarded [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] hahahahaha i owned me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] edit: on the internet, btw. |
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cmon guys she looks half retarded with that smile, i dont see any drinks that shes holding so i gotta assume shes retarded and not drunk or coked up or something
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check out the guy in the black shades in the mirror
LOL (her face does change every tim eunreal) |
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they kind of gross me out, depending on size/location/color/wierd hair/etc. you're totally cool w/disfiguring birthmarks? not saying this broads is - for the third time in the thread im saying that i'd hit it.
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Right now I am really glad USC lost the championship last year.
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check out the guy in the black shades in the mirror LOL [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHAHHAHA |
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they kind of gross me out, depending on size/location/color/wierd hair/etc. you're totally cool w/disfiguring birthmarks? not saying this broads is - for the third time in the thread im saying that i'd hit it. [/ QUOTE ] If you can have sex with a girl that had sex with Phil and Kenny I'm shocked that a birthmark would scare you away... |
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check out the guy in the black shades in the mirror LOL [/ QUOTE ] HMMMM GUYS WHILE U FEEL HER BOOBS ILL PRETEND I DONT HAVE ACES HERE AT 200NL, DUNNO BOUT U GUYS BUT THIS GAMES TOUGH ENOUGH TO HAVE TO WEAR SHADES TO http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2...eymakerut5.jpg |
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LEMME MAKE MY STANDARD 12X BB RAISE HERE WITH A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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i bet that [censored] slowplays and bluffs every god damn [censored] hand
god damnit [censored] sunglass wearing bitches |
Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
Where is the MSPaint work guys??? I hope somebody is on it, me my hands get too shaky when I try to paint over boobs.
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