Google Trip Report w/ Pics. Please HALP!
 

Yes, that's right...I googled google. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] And, I live to tell the fascinating story that it produced. What gave me the idea, and better yet the courage to do this you may ask? Well, I've been a go-getter all my life, and definitley one to risk ripping a hole in the time space continuum. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

What would I get for doing this? Well...I'd get pride. No one has ever done this before, and I decided I want to be the first ever to do it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

I'll give a sort of time-line in to my trip. It may be a short journey, but I will remember forever this amazing feat. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Here's me before typing in google.com in to google... [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Notice that I have complete concentration and control over the situation. I'm listening to a Richard Simmons dance tape to get me in to this sort of "srs biz" attitude, if you will. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Here's what came up after me typing google.com in to google. I did manage to get a picture before my chair was blown back and I was sprawled out on the floor, feeling woozy. I expected more damage to say the least... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I'm not sure exactly what this means, but I'll spend my life time figuring it out. I never let a mystery of this magnitude lay to rest... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Here's my chair... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Oh [censored], what the [censored] is this? [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] I took a picture of my chair, in my room...and this comes up? [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] I'm so confused...

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Thanks for reading. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] If you have any information on what I may have just experienced, please PM me [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] or e-mail me at HALP12345@Yahoo.com. I'll also have a hotline open at 1-800-HALPME [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Wow, give me some of your... whatever ur takin'...

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[x]underage is about to get raped

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wot?

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cool hat

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Oh why thank you sir. I like it. It's very comfy!

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ummmm, in before the guaranteed flaming of this kid!!!! Good effort is about all I can say. . . . . .

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Oh why thank you kiddmother, appreciate the good effort compliment. I did spend countless months preparing for that very moment, I'm glad I went through with it, as it was quite the life changing experience.

I've actually posted pictures before, and it really wasn't that bad. People are obv jealous I make da paper @ 14.

PS: I'm a huge fan of your son, pass that along.

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lil holdem?

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please don't compare me to lilholdem...srsly..

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i wish i knew wtf was going on

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nice trip report, somewhat confusing though but you maybe just missed some necessary details.

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Well...I sort of don't want to give 100% details. I don't want to give away my special tips to actually getting this done and surviving. I spent most of my life pondering this, and I wouldn't throw all that work out of the window. I'll be in the guinness book of world records, and every book you can think of. Hopefully some biographies written about me etc.

Thanks to everyone for the positive comments. Those of you with negative comments, BAH HUMBUG imo!

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So THIS is why half the people in this forum act like preadolescent buffoons.

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wtf ban chuckbomb

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I just read the OP about ten times while high and i dont think ive ever felt this confused in my life.

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santa isn't real

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santa isn't real

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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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i wish i knew wtf was going on

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It's quite obvious IMO.

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ummmmmmmm

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Seriously I've only had 5 calls on the hotline. 4/5 were prank calls from SPB, one was from some guy looking for pizza. Wtf guys?

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So THIS is why half the people in this forum act like preadolescent buffoons.

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ur mom is

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OH SNAP! THE Ed Furlong! ur my fkin hero lolz!

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http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/google-knickers.jpg

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thats nothing. you need to try yahooing yahoo

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[X] OP looks foreign

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head asplode!

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After re-reading this, i conclude the for a 14 yr old, not bad

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Obvious gimmick account, obviously picture is not of OP.

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no idea why, but this just made me laugh so hard at the library at school.... good work

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man u use a ton of those smiley faces

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I just read the OP about ten times while high and i dont think ive ever felt this confused in my life.

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You don't know how lucky you are. I read it sober.

<font color="white"> Lori</font>

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Oh why thank you kiddmother, appreciate the good effort compliment. I did spend countless months preparing for that very moment, I'm glad I went through with it, as it was quite the life changing experience.

I've actually posted pictures before, and it really wasn't that bad. People are obv jealous I make da paper @ 14.

PS: I'm a huge fan of your son, pass that along.

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wait, youre 14?? at first i figured posting the kid picture in OP was part of thte joke

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wow.

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do your algebra homework

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do your algebra homework

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No homework today, we had a quiz homie.

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man u use a ton of those smiley faces

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Wanted to give off a sort of Falloutgirl theme.

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Oh why thank you kiddmother, appreciate the good effort compliment. I did spend countless months preparing for that very moment, I'm glad I went through with it, as it was quite the life changing experience.

I've actually posted pictures before, and it really wasn't that bad. People are obv jealous I make da paper @ 14.

PS: I'm a huge fan of your son, pass that along.

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wait, youre 14?? at first i figured posting the kid picture in OP was part of thte joke

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No, I am 14. I posted a vid of me plying 50NL with audio in uNL if you want to watch. It's called FTP 50NL 6 Max Vid or something like that.

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Obvious gimmick account, obviously picture is not of OP.

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Wrong.

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After re-reading this, i conclude the for a 14 yr old, not bad

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Thanks.