funny sayings by my wife
 

Background

My wife is from Hong Kong and she has lived in Canada for the last 20+ years. Her english is fair, but when she is tired and she is talking to me, she will often

1)string all the (required) words of a sentance together in a jumbled order ... or

2)make up words to replace the word that she doesn't know.

in the first case the meaning is sometimes the opposite of what she means to say, but mostly for both cases the meaning is just totally jumbled.

This has been going on for as long as I have known her and has made me laugh a LOT, but recently I thought I should start writing some of them down (I have collected 50 so far). So for the next month or so I will be posting one of my wife's sayings.. once per day on weekdays.. and I will post the meaning in the next day's post. (if the previous one needed explaining)

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wtf, just post teh funnay

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Perhaps you should include one in your first post so we know what we're in for.

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"He did not meet the photo stan."

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"He did not meet the photo stan."

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Should we have a pool on who can decipher these?

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Perhaps you should include a pic of your wife in your first post so we know what we're in for.

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[?] lol azns

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I always got a laugh out of my Ukrainian ex saying "fishself" instead of "selfish".

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my friend's italian roommate got into poker and he was obv a big donk and didn't know the jargon. anyway, he got it in overcards vs. underpair in some donkament and said IT'S A FLIPCOIN.

i loled.

and came.

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lol flipcoins

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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3...of/nothing.jpg

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gotta quote this for truth

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22 miles = How many posts?

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Flipcoins are the new 50/50.

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wtf, just post teh funnay

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QFT. OP we don't care that much so just post them or move on.

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post them, dont post them, let her speak english, whatever. Just don't let her drive.

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whatever. Just don't let her drive.

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qft

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Flipcoins are the new fishself.

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[x] relax baby i'm just takin a piss

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I don't think funny means what you think it means.

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We're gonna need pics, either way this thread will become funnier.

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pic of wife with black eye plz

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Is it in yet?

Sucky sucky 5 dolla?

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WRONG HOLE! WRONG HOLE!

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I like it when they say, no daddy! Don't do that, please!

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My Chinese ex used to have a few of these, she said umblelela for umbrella, sometimes their would be even more els in there. She also numally when she was thinking usually and normally. For selfish she would selfelish. There was obviously others but these three always came up.

That being said I used to and continue to make some fairly funny slip ups when I speak Chinese.

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i want an asian gf. they seem so playful ^^

asians are rare here in belgium though [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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"He did not meet the photo stan."

=He was not photogenic.

Todays saying..

Uncle Brendan bought a lot of "jerkeys."
(me falling down laughing)

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jerkeys = turkeys is pretty funny, I'll give you that.

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bought - brought

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haha good guess at thanksgiving but not the right answer.

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"He did not meet the photo stan."

=He was not photogenic.

Todays saying..

Uncle Brendan bought a lot of "jerkeys."
(me falling down laughing)

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U think this crap is funny?

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bought - brought

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lol

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jerkeys = keyjerks

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"He did not meet the photo stan."

=He was not photogenic.

Todays saying..

Uncle Brendan bought a lot of "jerkeys."
(me falling down laughing)

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Dude...you really need to post pics of hot chicks with this because it's not really funny. Maybe post a pic of a hot chick captioned with "today's saying".

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Uncle B did a lot of jerking??

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I get a room every Wednesday night, and sometimes on Thursdays.

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worst thread ever

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funny sayings by OP:

sentance

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Keyjerks are the new flipcoins.

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