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TheWorstPlayer 09-10-2007 04:37 PM

I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
POKERSTARS GAME #11970572713: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/09 - 22:17:13 (ET)
Table 'Algorab' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bearbear83 ($127.10 in chips)
Seat 2: WRAITH44 ($578.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Imbacill ($609.65 in chips)
Seat 4: GogUMagog ($1399 in chips)
Seat 5: ipokeder ($710 in chips)
Seat 6: stackbomber ($182.95 in chips)
Imbacill: posts small blind $3
GogUMagog: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GogUMagog [Kc Jc]
ipokeder: folds
stackbomber: raises $6 to $12
bearbear83: folds
WRAITH44: folds
Imbacill: folds
GogUMagog: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [3d As 9c]
GogUMagog: checks
stackbomber: bets $24
GogUMagog: raises $24 to $48
No way this guy has an ace. Most often some suited trash or small pair. He'll fold everything but an ace. I'm awesome.
stackbomber: calls $24
There are no draws. Could he have an ace? Nah, he probably called me with 77 or something. I suck.
*** TURN *** [3d As 9c] [Js]
GogUMagog: checks
stackbomber: bets $60
GogUMagog: calls $60
77 now no good.
*** RIVER *** [3d As 9c Js] [5c]
GogUMagog: checks
stackbomber: bets $62.95 and is all-in
GogUMagog: calls $62.95
77 still no good, sucker. I'm awesome.
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stackbomber: shows [Ts 9s] (a pair of Nines)
Close enough.
GogUMagog: shows [Kc Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
GogUMagog collected $365.90 from pot

Bigka79 09-10-2007 04:38 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
nh

Teh1337zor 09-10-2007 04:41 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
i lole3d

Bikini Wax 09-10-2007 04:47 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
[ QUOTE ]
i lole3d

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life is beautiful when ur a moran

ADK 09-10-2007 05:09 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
[ QUOTE ]
Seat 6: stackbomber ($182.95 in chips)


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well played

Sykes 09-10-2007 05:19 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
i'll never understand this [censored] game.

keikiwai 09-10-2007 05:20 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
bad cause you gave a short stack action

good cause you pwned a short stack off the face of the earth

skillgambler 09-10-2007 05:44 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
[ QUOTE ]
i'll never understand this [censored] game.

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potentialpro 09-10-2007 05:48 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
lol

Crazy Porto 09-10-2007 05:58 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
very nice especially if you make plays like this all the time

blankoblanco 09-10-2007 06:17 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
if he has a full stack this is like 328% more impressive

havewemetbefore 09-10-2007 06:21 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
nh good read man

The Demotivator 09-10-2007 06:25 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
http://www.voidspace.org.uk/gallery/...ion/defeat.jpg

Kala1928 09-10-2007 06:28 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
looks like a limit hand
do you play limit?
if you didnt before, you should play more limit now
its awfully standard hand in limit
vs a shortstacker its prob awfully standard in nlhe too

TheWorstPlayer 09-10-2007 06:49 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
God told me not to play limit

KRANTZ 09-10-2007 06:53 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
more of these!

jcg2005 09-10-2007 06:56 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
[ QUOTE ]
Raptor Christ told me not to play limit

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FYP

SkeetyMcdoogle 09-10-2007 06:56 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
POKERSTARS GAME #11980792843: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/09/10 - 14:41:33 (ET)
Table 'Belisana' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: ivoz ($35.15 in chips)
Seat 3: NickyBaker ($31.90 in chips)
Seat 4: ullieisl ($42.95 in chips)
Seat 6: Schukie ($62.60 in chips)
ivoz: posts small blind $0.10
NickyBaker: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NickyBaker [Qs 2s]
ullieisl: folds
Schukie: raises $0.75 to $1
ivoz: folds
NickyBaker: raises $2.50 to $3.50
Schukie: calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [7d Ac Ah]
NickyBaker: bets $5
Schukie: calls $5
*** TURN *** [7d Ac Ah] [Jd]
NickyBaker: checks
Schukie: checks
*** RIVER *** [7d Ac Ah Jd] [Jc]
NickyBaker: bets $23.40 and is all-in
Schukie: calls $23.40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NickyBaker: shows [Qs 2s] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Schukie: shows [Ad Jh] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
NickyBaker said, "lololol"
Schukie collected $61.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $63.90 | Rake $2
Board [7d Ac Ah Jd Jc]
Seat 2: ivoz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: NickyBaker (big blind) showed [Qs 2s] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 4: ullieisl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Schukie (button) showed [Ad Jh] and won ($61.90) with a full house, Aces full of Jacks

skillgambler 09-10-2007 06:59 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
i thought u had him there fo shizzle

DarkMagus 09-10-2007 07:05 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
omg micro stakes bluffing i can play too


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $25.80
UTG+1: $24.90
CO: $100.30
Hero: $138.75
SB: $29.15
BB: $25

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $0.85</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $3</font>, 2 folds, CO calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($6.35, 2 players)
CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $5</font>, CO calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($16.35, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($16.35, 2 players)
CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $9</font>, CO calls.

Results:
Final pot: $34.35
CO showed Qd 8d
Hero showed 3c Kc

TheWorstPlayer 09-11-2007 01:17 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
Pretty sure this hand should have its own thread, but you devoted TWP fans can get a sneak peek.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $2,822.95
TWP (BB): $2,049.00
UTG: $1,097.00
CO: $4,833.50
BTN: $5,828.50

Preflop: TWP is dealt http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ad.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/6h.gif (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $60.00</font>, CO calls $60.00, BTN folds, SB calls $50.00, <font color="red">TWP raises to $333.00</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $273.00

Flop: ($786) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7h.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/3d.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/8d.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">TWP bets all-in for $1,716.00</font>, SB calls $1,716.00

Turn: ($4218) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/9d.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($4218) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/2s.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $4,218.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ac.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Th.gif (high card Ace) and WON (+$2,167.00)
TWP had http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ad.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/6h.gif and LOST (-$2,049.00)

bottomset 09-11-2007 01:33 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
[ QUOTE ]
Pretty sure this hand should have its own thread, but you devoted TWP fans can get a sneak peek.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $2,822.95
TWP (BB): $2,049.00
UTG: $1,097.00
CO: $4,833.50
BTN: $5,828.50

Preflop: TWP is dealt http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ad.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/6h.gif (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $60.00</font>, CO calls $60.00, BTN folds, SB calls $50.00, <font color="red">TWP raises to $333.00</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $273.00

Flop: ($786) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7h.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/3d.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/8d.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">TWP bets all-in for $1,716.00</font>, SB calls $1,716.00

Turn: ($4218) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/9d.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($4218) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/2s.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $4,218.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ac.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Th.gif (high card Ace) and WON (+$2,167.00)
TWP had http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ad.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/6h.gif and LOST (-$2,049.00)

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wow you got owned really really bad

Redgrape 09-11-2007 01:49 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Pretty sure this hand should have its own thread, but you devoted TWP fans can get a sneak peek.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $2,822.95
TWP (BB): $2,049.00
UTG: $1,097.00
CO: $4,833.50
BTN: $5,828.50

Preflop: TWP is dealt http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ad.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/6h.gif (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $60.00</font>, CO calls $60.00, BTN folds, SB calls $50.00, <font color="red">TWP raises to $333.00</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $273.00

Flop: ($786) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7h.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/3d.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/8d.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">TWP bets all-in for $1,716.00</font>, SB calls $1,716.00

Turn: ($4218) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/9d.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($4218) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/2s.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $4,218.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ac.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Th.gif (high card Ace) and WON (+$2,167.00)
TWP had http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ad.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/6h.gif and LOST (-$2,049.00)

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wow you got owned really really bad

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I hope this doesn't mean you actually think opp made a good call.

snakekilla88 09-11-2007 01:50 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Pretty sure this hand should have its own thread, but you devoted TWP fans can get a sneak peek.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $2,822.95
TWP (BB): $2,049.00
UTG: $1,097.00
CO: $4,833.50
BTN: $5,828.50

Preflop: TWP is dealt http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ad.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/6h.gif (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $60.00</font>, CO calls $60.00, BTN folds, SB calls $50.00, <font color="red">TWP raises to $333.00</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $273.00

Flop: ($786) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7h.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/3d.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/8d.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">TWP bets all-in for $1,716.00</font>, SB calls $1,716.00

Turn: ($4218) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/9d.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($4218) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/2s.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $4,218.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ac.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Th.gif (high card Ace) and WON (+$2,167.00)
TWP had http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ad.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/6h.gif and LOST (-$2,049.00)

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wow you got owned really really bad

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I hope this doesn't mean you actually think opp made a good call.

[/ QUOTE ]
he did ??

Ship Ship McGipp 09-11-2007 01:51 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
i'm ogiong to stop calling you TWP bc i feel like that does you injustice.

writing out "the worst player" is nearly always so applicable that it's worth it.

TheWorstPlayer 09-11-2007 02:01 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
[ QUOTE ]
i'm ogiong to stop calling you TWP bc i feel like that does you injustice.

writing out "the worst player" is nearly always so applicable that it's worth it.

[/ QUOTE ]
Thanks! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

And your call in that hand is brilliant, LDO.

LOL_MODS 09-11-2007 02:53 PM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
FWIW: theres NFW you play that hand the same way with anyone but a shortstack.

TheWorstPlayer 09-12-2007 10:46 AM

Re: I\'m awesome, but I suck, but then I\'m awesome again
 
wanna bet?


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