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My friends have this game, when we get drunk. Betting a round of drinks, on who will yell the loudest "LONG STORY SHORT....." , we then make up a phrase for the person to say as he is walking out of the restroom. most recent that I can remember


"Loong story short.... I was poopin blood for a week."

"Long story short.....the shag carpet is now all one length".

etc...any ammo?

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Long story short... "herpes" is not plural.

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Long story short... my mom has to wear a chasity belt everytime I come home to visit.

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long story short...I'm the father

long story short...I have two dads

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Long story short...Stone Phillips walks out of the laundry room.

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Long story short... now I pee sitting down.

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Long story short... I tested positive, but its not exactly a "bad" thing.

Long story short... I'm not allowed back in the Waffle House for three months.

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Long story short ... I killed the bitch.

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long story short...mslif is pissed

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Long story short...I punched this retarded kid with no arms or legs.

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Long story short...FYP.

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Long story short...we screwed, she left, I texted her a couple times, she screwed someone else, she covered her tracks with trickery, DRAMABOMB!

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long story short...she couldnt sit down the rest of the day

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Long story short.. my testicles can now glow in the dark

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Long story short...the tiger ate her

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Long story short.

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Long Story short... I have to stay 100 feet away from a school zone at all times.

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long story short...Icouldnt sit down the rest of the day

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FYP

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Long story short...when she said she was a freshman I assumed she meant college.

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Long story short... pacifiers and dildos are interchangeable

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long story short - I got my sister pregnant
long story short - that's why I hate black people
long story short - that's why I won't go back to girls

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long story short... tl;dr

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Long story short ... "Inside?" doesn't work so good.

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Long story short.... OMGDRAMMABOMB!!11!

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Lemme be first to say, great thread.

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Long story short.... I asked myself WWOOTD

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Long story short...Stone Phillips walks out of the laundry room.

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winner so far

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Long story short...they'll never find her, and the chili tastes waaaaay better.

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"Loong story short.... the ring melted in the lava."

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"Loong story short.... a bunch of cubans are dancing in the streets."

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Long story short . . .the dog didn't poop for a week.

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Long story short .... BUSTO

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Long story short ... so, i told her "what do you mean?" and all she said was "you know" and i said like "no, i don't" and she said "yeah, whatever" so i asked her again "so what did you mean then?" and she said "i'm not going to tell you because you know damn well what i mean" so i said like "no, i don't, i told you before i don't know" so she said "come on, you know" and i said "no, seriously" so she said .... [to be continued]

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Long story short... it turns out double penetration can really rip things.

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oh and this definitely has a lot of potential...

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Long story short... they'll have a job getting someone that young to testify.

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Long story short... I now have a lathe in my living room.

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long story short, the midget wouldn't pay up

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Long story short... I now have a lathe in my living room.

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Do I even know you? Wtf?

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Long story short... I now have a lathe in my living room.

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Do I even know you? Wtf?

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Whaaahhaaahha... I think I just might get fired for laughing too loud at work.

excellent

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Long Story Short...If it wasnt for my horse, I would have never spent that year in college