It is offical, I have no game with the ladies.
 

So I played football in college, I got hurt and couldn't play anymore. I quit working out all together and all my muscle turned to fat. I kept eating and my weight balooned up to around 300lbs. I haven't had a date in a few YEARS because I was a fat, sad sack of [censored]. I started reading 2+2 and Dids inspired me to lose weight.

I made a New Year's resolution to get in shape and have been doing well. I've lost 4 and 1/2 inches off my waist and I'm starting to not be so fat anymore.

Tonight I go to a party an old friend is having. His girlfriend intoduces me to a cute single girl and I attempt to throw down my non-existant game.

Things are going pretty well at first. We are chatting it up when this happens.

ME: So I know (host of party) from way back. He and I actually went to elementary school together.
HER: Oh that's funny. When I was in middle school we used to meet sneak out and meet boys at that elementary school.
ME: That's so weird. I go up there to try and cruise for chicks hanging out at the swing set all the time. Ha ha.
HER: Uh....awesome...
*Akward silence*

WHAT THE [censored] IS WRONG WITH ME??? I think I was born without that filter that tells you what not to say to girls. Is there any hope for me BBB4L?

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She sounds like a bitch, that was an awesome line.

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Well chicks dont like fat guys, so stop being so fat.

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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA mackdaddy KAKNIGHT!!!

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Worth it.

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She sounds like a bitch, that was an awesome line.

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Seriously if a girl doesnt laugh at that or get turned on then shes not worth it anyway.

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ME: That's so weird. I go up there to try and cruise for chicks hanging out at the swing set all the time. Ha ha.


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Really funny people laugh at their own jokes...

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She sounds like a bitch, that was an awesome line.

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qft. bitch sounds really dumb

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dude that was a a badass line for sure, u just got the cooler of bitches
and also
"in the poker game of life, women are the [censored] rake"
what??!?!?!

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dude that was a a badass line for sure, u just got the cooler of bitches
and also
"in the poker game of life, women are the [censored] rake"
what??!?!?!

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quote is wrong, its "in the poker game of life, women are the rake and pussy is the rakeback"

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my friend who does play poker doesnt know what rake is apparently. i discovered the other night he thinks that line has something to do with a play on words or something about girls being hoes like the garden tool.

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my friend who does play poker doesnt know what rake is apparently. i discovered the other night he thinks that line has something to do with a play on words or something about girls being hoes like the garden tool.

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lol

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haha those quotes made my night

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LOL

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Seriously if a girl doesnt laugh at that AND get turned on then shes not worth it anyway.

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You know that fat guys have smaller penis's right?

It's because that's the easiest place to get all the extra skin from.

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ME: That's so weird. I go up there to try and cruise for chicks hanging out at the swing set all the time. Ha ha.
HER: Uh....awesome...

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lolpedo

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dude that was a a badass line for sure, u just got the cooler of bitches
and also
"in the poker game of life, women are the [censored] rake"
what??!?!?!

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quote is wrong, its "in the poker game of life, women are the rake and pussy is the rakeback"

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dude this is my new quote for life

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It is unwise to hint at possibly being a pedo, even in an obvious joking way. Thanks to Dateline everyone now assumes every male is a pedo until proven otherwise.

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maybe its just one of those jokes were its not funny if its true

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She sounds like a bitch, that was an awesome line.

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qft. bitch sounds really dumb

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[x] OP sounds like a pedo for the swingset remark, good luck finding women who are turned on by this.

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if you really said that line.. HAHAHA u are a funny guy, but that ain't gonna get u no rakeback