Staff Memo...WTF?!?
 

I teach history and politics at a secondary school. (junior high and high school combined).

I just got a memo from the school office which all staff were to read.

It asked all staff to be on the lookout for students eating oranges in the school or on school property.

Why oranges you ask?

Because apparently kids at the school have begun injecting oranges with vodka and are getting piss drunk between classes and at lunch by eating them.

I am only 25 so I am not far removed from a time when alcohol was not allowed. That being said, I can never remember anyone I know or heard of doing this.

Has anyone?

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hahaha no I've definatly never heard of that, that's gnarly/rediculous

though this would probably belong better in BBV4L

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We used dump vodka into a watermelon, but I guess it'd be tuff to eat between classes.

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We used dump vodka into a watermelon, but I guess it'd be tuff to eat between classes.

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naw, just carry it around in your back pack and break off a peiece whenever the teacher isn't looking

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I drank during a class or two of college on a late Thursday night in order to pregame, who cares?

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I drank during a class or two of college on a late Thursday night in order to pregame, who cares?

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the kids are 12-15 is sounds like from OP. . . .
There is a difference then being like 18-22 in college....

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I've seen the 'loaded orange' trick before. A 3/10 girl tried to get me to eat one. It was a little too 'juicy' so I took a pass. In more ways than one.

[x] Do Not Want

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i went to school in stoke so all we injected was smack

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how much vodka will actually go into an orange.. I mean I know I'm an alcoholic and can drink a bottle of vodka by myself, but I can't imagine you can get enough in there to get drunk.

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When you're 15 years old, I'm sure you can get enough in an orange or two to get drunk...doesnt take a whole lot.

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haha

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what ever happened to going behind the dumpster and lighting up a J?

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don't know about school, but some of my friends do that for fun while on holiday. But they do it with water melons instead.

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Prob. some stupid rumor someone picked up from the internet and decided to send a memo around about. Next it'll be don't flash your lights if you see a car driving around with their headlights off this month, cause some gang members are gonna kill you.

Anyway, a few kids getting drunk is a small price to pay for a scurvy-free school.

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Anyway, a few kids getting drunk is a small price to pay for a scurvy-free school.

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Very nice.

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Is anyone else thinking of going to the shop to buy an orange, vodka and a syringe to see how effective it is?

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When you're 15 years old, I'm sure you can get enough in an orange or two to get drunk...doesnt take a whole lot.

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If they are doing things like this I'm going to go ahead and assume they probably drink quite often though.

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Prob. some stupid rumor someone picked up from the internet and decided to send a memo around about. Next it'll be don't flash your lights if you see a car driving around with their headlights off this month, cause some gang members are gonna kill you.

Anyway, a few kids getting drunk is a small price to pay for a scurvy-free school.

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qft

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This is the kind of stuff that would make me eat oranges every day just to piss the teachers off. No vodka, just oranges... can they ban fruit from schools?

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so the memo is so you can ask to share?

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We used dump vodka into a watermelon, but I guess it'd be tuff to eat between classes.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=9w7YPlGRX5w

1:20 - 2:00

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They did this at my middle and high school back in the mid 90's. Although they weren't banned, teachers would smell every orange they saw to make sure it wasn't loaded.

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Back in my day, we'd just leave at lunch and hit up the pool hall and get our drink on there or park go across the street and sit in another parking lot off campus and get drunk. I remember getting hammered at 7:30 a.m. before a chemistry exam. Not the best idea. Good times. 13 years later, I just realized I was an idiot.

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haha americans

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I teach history and politics at a secondary school. (junior high and high school combined).

I just got a memo from the school office which all staff were to read.

It asked all staff to be on the lookout for students eating oranges in the school or on school property.

Why oranges you ask?

Because apparently kids at the school have begun injecting oranges with vodka and are getting piss drunk between classes and at lunch by eating them.

I am only 25 so I am not far removed from a time when alcohol was not allowed. That being said, I can never remember anyone I know or heard of doing this.

Has anyone?

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did this back in 80's (sister was/is a diabetic) Works amazingly well..

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what happened to just pouring said liquor into a sprite bottle?

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this is awesome