Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
 

OOT -

I'm trying to decide on a profession. I can't find anything that I really love to do, but I do love the sexytime. So I'm going to choose my career for the next 10 years based on the sexy!!!1 I'll explain. Some jobs that the ladies have automatically bump their hotness rating up 0.5-1 in my mind(nurse, grade school teacher, bartender etc). What are my options that will bump my hotness rating in this way? Here are a few thoughts
[*]Firefighter for obvious reasons[*]Doctor, lawyer for the $$[*]Secret agent, ldo

I'm 22, average looking, reasonable physical fitness, athletic ability, somewhat above average intelligence (I'm no cardo if you get what I'm saying [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) and I'm willing to work my ass off. So no actor, model, sports star, or rock star. Salary.com has a really [censored] list that was totally worthless, so I'm coming to OOT for help. Help me with the sexy!

PS - I did just get a bachelor's in history.

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If you're willing to work your ass off, Doctor is the way to go. You make good money, get a lot of community respect, and get to bone the gold digging hotties.

If you want the lazier route, firefighter is indeed your best bet. Near no money, but the women get moist just being around you. There is that whole "higher potential of dying in a grease fire than if you were a BBV4L poster in OOT" issue tho....

Ray

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OP,

I can't see any of those careers working out for you. I recommend you set your sight son something attainable like strip club DJ.

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I don't think strip club DJ will actually help me with non-strippers, but I like where your head's at 42it. After a 2nd special brownie I've come up with some more brilliant [censored] ideas. I think the keys here are danger and money.
[*]Cowboy - not really for me as I hate tobacco and country music, plus I don't really have attractive cousins.[*]Soldier could be kinda interesting, although death would be kinda -ev.

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Have you tired rich socialite?

Ray

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http://people.ucsc.edu/~jkli/Batman-color.jpg

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professional suicide committer

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This is pretty sexy.

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Cabana Boy.

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cowboy is very historical and way sexay

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Cop
Construction Worker
Biker
Cowboy
Sailor
Indian

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Construction Worker
Biker
Cowboy
Sailor
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LOL

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool (listed in perfect order too) time for a pole:

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The obvious answer is cosmetic surgeon.

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Construction Worker
Biker
Cowboy
Sailor
Indian

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WINNUR

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Choose by type of girl:

Tattoo artist, to get you in with all the skanks. Con: You don't know where that thing has been. Pro: You don't care.

"Raw food" chef to get you in with all the vegans. Pro: you can be a chef without learning how to cook! And lots of vegans appear crazy, so happy sack time. Con: Will probably have to eat own food, at least in public, and vegan chicks don't shave/bathe.

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blarg,

Can't see why he couldn't do both. Just thinking about the things vegan chicks with tattoos would do to OP makes me want to crawl under my desk and get into the fetal position.

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Choose by type of girl:

Tattoo artist, to get you in with all the skanks. Con: You don't know where that thing has been. Pro: You don't care.

"Raw food" chef to get you in with all the vegans. Pro: you can be a chef without learning how to cook! And lots of vegans appear crazy, so happy sack time. Con: Will probably have to eat own food, at least in public, and vegan chicks don't shave/bathe.

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You just might be a genius with these answers.

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Bartender

Yugoslav

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History teacher obviously: http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...ry_johnson.jpg

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...istryteach.jpg

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OOT -

I'm trying to decide on a profession. I can't find anything that I really love to do, but I do love the sexytime. So I'm going to choose my career for the next 10 years based on the sexy!!!1 I'll explain. Some jobs that the ladies have automatically bump their hotness rating up 0.5-1 in my mind(nurse, grade school teacher, bartender etc). What are my options that will bump my hotness rating in this way? Here are a few thoughts
[*]Firefighter for obvious reasons[*]Doctor, lawyer for the $$[*]Secret agent, ldo

I'm 22, average looking, reasonable physical fitness, athletic ability, somewhat above average intelligence (I'm no cardo if you get what I'm saying [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) and I'm willing to work my ass off. So no actor, model, sports star, or rock star. Salary.com has a really [censored] list that was totally worthless, so I'm coming to OOT for help. Help me with the sexy!

PS - I did just get a bachelor's in history.

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My father is a firefighter, has been for 30 years. All through high school I had to hear all the girls talk about how they wanted to **** him, he was in his late 40s.

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blarg,

Can't see why he couldn't do both. Just thinking about the things vegan chicks with tattoos would do to OP makes me want to crawl under my desk and get into the fetal position.


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Hmm, if OP finds a way to cross skank with healthy, it may open the door to a new dimension of pussy foretold by the ancients or something. But would it start the Age of Aquarius or the rebirth of Cthulhu? Trying to become a vegan chef/tattoo artist may be too risky.

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Poker Theorist

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Firefighter ftw
Bartender
GMAT/LSAT tutor LDO

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Secret agent, ldo

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If you go up to random women and tell them you're a secret agent, you won't be a secret agent for very long.

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Art Gallery Curator, this makes you seem a bit important and very intellectual. You can show all the hotties around and impress them with your knowledge of art, you should also say that everything "symbolises the physical intimacy between man and women", say this in the right way and you can probably bang them right there and then amongst the Picasso's.

Other options:
Drug Baron.
Plumber
Milkman

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shaolin monk and its not close.

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bartender/waiter.

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Secret agent, ldo

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If you go up to random women and tell them you're a secret agent, you won't be a secret agent for very long.

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I beg to differ:

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/376/10101909avt4.jpg

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Being Sean Connery would definately help with the ladies.

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OOT -

I'm trying to decide on a profession. I can't find anything that I really love to do, but I do love the sexytime. So I'm going to choose my career for the next 10 years based on the sexy!!!1

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Male porn star sounds like your best bet..

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Auditor

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be a dealer for a blackjack table at some vegas casino. You will get hit on by many women, some hot and most not. Your flirting will only increase your tips.

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Jizz Mopper....

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Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
[Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels]
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest [censored] you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!


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[ QUOTE ][*]Soldier could be kinda interesting, although death would be kinda -ev.

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military pilot