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eljizzle 10-02-2007 02:35 AM

Beat: LAX Is A Dump
 
I know it's old but seriously...who is dropping the ball when it comes to the cleanliness of that place? I was just there today and every terminal I was in smelled like a dumpster. I couldn't even drop a duece cuz of the THREE bathrooms I checked, every single stall had so much piss on the floor I didn't wanna drop trou in any of them. I seriously felt like I was in a 3rd world country...WTF!?

keikiwai 10-02-2007 02:39 AM

Re: Beat: LAX Is A Dump
 
just delete the "X" in the subject line

kniper 10-02-2007 02:46 AM

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i never feel its that bad

im a model 10-02-2007 02:51 AM

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in las vegas, where i is, theres this club called LAX. i dont know where it is or what it does but maybe its like an airport-themed club. possibly. that wouldnt be so good of a theme for a club though, imo.

Limesparks 10-02-2007 02:51 AM

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just delete the "X" in the subject line

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or add "ATIVE" har har har

kyleb 10-02-2007 02:57 AM

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LAX is such a piece of [censored] it's so bad, never fly there just fly into john wayne airport

eljizzle 10-02-2007 03:02 AM

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It was just weird cuz I had just flown in from Seoul from the APPT event and that airport has got to be one of the nicest/cleanest/most efficient in the world. And then I get here and am going through customs and can barely hold down my lunch cuz it smells like piss so bad. Oh and there was half a dozen of these high quality professional manufactured signs posted that said "The US Transportation and Safety Administration has determinded that the terminal of.....wherever, does not comply with safe aviation standards." I meant to take a picture on my cam phone but didn't wanna piss off the dude checking ID/boarding passes. Its a little scary that the department in charge of keeping me safe as I hurtle through the air 30,000 feet above the ground at 600 miles per hour can't spell "determined."

4drugmoney 10-02-2007 03:39 AM

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Last time I was in LAX I saw Dennis Rodman with a female who appeared to be a hooker or stripper or pornstar. He was pretty cool though and took a picture with me.

But yeah LAX is def trash, I usually try to go through SEATAC on the westcoast

hobbes9324 10-02-2007 04:09 AM

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So true. I live in Reno, so if I have to fly almost anywhere I gotta connect. LAX is the bottom of the [censored] barrel. And I've been in a few 3rd world airports. Most of them are nicer than LAX - and on the whole, more people speak English.....

MM MD

apefish 10-02-2007 04:11 AM

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I couldn't even drop a duece cuz of the THREE bathrooms I checked, every single stall had so much piss on the floor I didn't wanna drop trou in any of them.

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Quit making up excuses and just learn the proper hand and foot signals.

JJT 10-02-2007 04:19 AM

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Sorry, but the agency responsible for you hurtling "through the air 30,000 feet above the ground at 600 miles per hour" is the Federal Aviation Administration, not the Transportation and Safety Administration, which was created after 9/11. They are only GS-09, so yeah, they wouldn't know how to spell "determined".

eljizzle 10-02-2007 04:22 AM

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I couldn't even drop a duece cuz of the THREE bathrooms I checked, every single stall had so much piss on the floor I didn't wanna drop trou in any of them.

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Quit making up excuses and just learn the proper hand and foot signals.

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You know what's even funnier/creepier about this? I lived in Idaho from birth until age 26 a year ago. Larry Craig attended my best friend's eagle scout presentation...I shook his hand... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

apefish 10-02-2007 04:59 AM

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Next time use your powers of seeing the future and ask for tips obv.

lolz- that's pretty funny though.

BooNaNy 10-02-2007 05:25 AM

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LA is overpopulated, dirty, messy, gang infested, bad drivers, really bad traffic... It's not worth it to even visit here, let alone live here. Stay away!!!!

ardubz 10-02-2007 09:40 AM

Re: Beat: LAX Is A Dump
 
This guy had the answer to all of LA's problems:

http://www.bergen-filmklubb.no/image...lling_Down.jpg


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