Strippers at our house tonight.
 

I really don't know where to begin, but i thought some of you gents would enjoy reading about it or have some advice/tips on what to expect.

My two rooommates and I live in a privately rented house on campus. They are both in a business fraternity and tonight is the night of the "Big-Little Party." It is being hosted here at our house and, somehow, the guys of the frat convinced the girls to allow the frat to cover the costs of hiring two strippers to come here for an hour before the actual Big-Little Party.

So my one roommate and I did what any normal college guy would want to do.

We put in a pole.

Went to Menards to buy the pole and some screws, etc. Spent 5 hours on Wednesday putting everything together, and there you see the finished product. The mirrors in the corner of the room made it a gimme spot to put the poll (apparantly some rugby guys who lived here about 4 years ago had a pole in that corner already..and it had gotten taken down since then by female residents).

Anyhow, that is the long backstory.

What the hell should I expect tonight? I'm not much for the stripper stuff, personally. If anyone has read my recent posts, I'm much more of a romantic idealist. While I find strippers to be entertaining somewhat--just because of the idea behind it-- I don't enjoy watching them or paying them, whatever.

So I have no idea what to expect. I'm guessing there will be like 40 guys in our living room and dining room while these strippers just walk around the room giving mini strip teases and collecting the dollar bills?

Honestly, I don't expect this to work out. Maybe I just underestimate how sleezy college guys are, but I expect that they will all be cheapasses and the strippers will leave early feeling like it was a waste of time. Haha.

Anyone have experience with these? I know that frat parties do this type of thing a lot, but this is done like...in our living room.


((And I have every intention, as of now, to give you all pictures from later in the night after the strippers are gone and it is just drunken college sloots pole dancing. They already dance on the top of our bar in the dining room....))

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Adding to say: The picture is my roommate whose idea it was. Not me. My pole picture involves straddling the pole and looking sultry, obv.

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I was at a party with strippers once.

The strippers were ugly and sucked at lap dances. I didn't even get a boner.

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Please post pictures after the party. Thanks!

X

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Pictures will hopefully come. Since I don't know any of the girls that will be here personally, I have less qualms about posting the pictures...plus it will probably be dark and such anyway. But I will try to deliver for my dormmates.

SUBob,
My two roommates picked them out. Apparantly one is a busty blonde nurse, the other is just a brunette friend witha great body but mediocre face. I'm told they're both good for "stripper caliber" though.

Misfire,
Jesus I hope not. But I don't underestimate the sliminess of college guys.


It is too bad the strippers said no pictures. Maybe I'll try to score a pic with them before they change into their "gear"?

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LMAO@PICKING OUT STRIPPERS. That is NOT who will show up if you're going through an actual pimp. I hope they are at least on the same level, but be prepared for the shittiest [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

How did they "pick out" the strippers? This part is key..

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How did they "pick out" the strippers? This part is key..

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Actually I have picked out strippers to come over my house several times and it has always been the girls who came over.

You should expect a car accident. It will be horrible and disgusting and you won't be able to look away. It will most likely not be erotic at all and you will feel dirty afterward but it should be a good time none the less. If any of the people coming over are into blow they should probably do some with the strippers before and after their show; hillarity will probably ensue.

Oh... and they will be on stripper time. Somewhere from thirty minutes to an hour late.

Also, you should probably have one bigger guy who is respected to make sure that nobody gets out of hand. Last thing that you need is a Duke lax allegation on your hands. They will probably not allow you to take pictures but that does not mean that you should not take them anyway

A trip report is required.

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It will most likely not be erotic at all and you will feel dirty afterward but it should be a good time none the less.

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Welcome to 2+2.

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Party is winding down and strippers are long gone...I will trip report and such but it won't be too amazing.

They were well above expected attractiveness..and all in all it was amazing for the guys.

They didn't bring a bouncer at all which shocked me.

That is all for now....and the pictures of the freshman girls dancing on it might not be worth showing....await for update tomorrow I guess.

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Party is winding down and strippers are long gone...I will trip report and such but it won't be too amazing.

They were well above expected attractiveness..and all in all it was amazing for the guys.

They didn't bring a bouncer at all which shocked me.

That is all for now....and the pictures of the freshman girls dancing on it might not be worth showing....await for update tomorrow I guess.

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freshman girls in a business frat? yeah not too great probably...

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define "big-little party" is that like "oh she's my big sister in my sorority" type of thing?

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bumpaments for a update

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where's the damn pics

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Big-Little Party (to the best of my non-affiliated understanding): All of the senior members of the business frat becomes "Bigs" which means they are supposed to "sponsor" one of the new recruits "Littles." Basically they just are the "go-to person" for the new recruits if they ever have questions and stuff. They are supposed to also become friends and bond and crap like that. As an example, the bigs bought the littles beer cups for the after party. Oh boy.

As for the stripper trip report and the afterparty ugly dancers...I shall follow this up with one....give me a few minutes (as if anyone will read this post before I write up a new one).

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All right, so first off, you were right..they were on stripper time. The strippers were supposed to show up at 7:30. They showed up at 7:40. The living room and dining room had over 40 guys standing around drinking beer to try and get buzzed for the show. It felt a little too sausagey for my tastes so I was up and down from the main floor to my room (note: I also don't know or like most of those guys too much).

Anyway, so the strippers finally arrive and we bring them in the back door. They came in the back door next to my roommates bedroom and we put them in there to change into their costumes. They didn't bring a bodyguard or anything which really surprised us. Anyway, so they asked who had some booze for them, etc etc and I guess the guys bought some $40 bottle of Vodka (I have no idea what)...and the girls said there was no way they could drink that straight, but took it and set it down in the room. So the guys got them beer...blah blah blah...onto the fun.

So they come out dressed up as a maid and...some sort of Navy sailor ho, or something to that effect. They made their way into the living room, where we had used furniture and chairs to create a sort of open arena in the middle for awesomeness.

The term "strippers" is pretty inaccurate for the night by the way. Sort of. They themselves actually just ripped off all their clothing within 30 seconds. They were dancing around in only a very thin g-string the rest of the night. In that sense, they were naked dancers. However, we found out why they were called strippers pretty quickly....

They were manhandling guys left and right. The first 5 or 10 minutes they pulled a couple guys out to the middle of the floor and tipped over their chairs so they fell over...then they ripped of his shirt and sprayed whipped cream all over him and licked it off or pushed it around with their knockers (avoiding censor i hope). It was pretty intense for an opening and no one expected it all.

Beyond that they basically just did similar things for the following hour. They would frequently take guys shirts off and rub their chest and then give them the boobies to the face. One guy came with a small hole the size of a penny in his jeans....he left with his jeans shredded the length of his leg. And he was thrilled about it.

My other roommate got shoved on the ground flat out, they ripped open his button up shirt and like undid his pants kind of, then one of the strippers straddled him and said "F*ck me!" And he was drunk enough to just start pelvic thrusting into her hard. This got a huge laugh from everyone and later in the night he proclaimed "I was basically f*cking her! I f*cked a stripper!" Silly boy.

They also hit the pole that we built (shown in link in OP) pretty hard. They climbed it and slid down using only their legs, they jumped into it and swung around, and I'm told (missed this) that they did some sort of two person "teeter totter" thing on it. That was how it was describes, hopefully one of you can elaborate or something, haha.

Also, they were freaky enough that at one point they were hovering over a guy laying down, and the one stripper pulled the other's gstring over and started eating her out briefly. Shocker.

My roommate who led the thing was picking up the tips for them and he said he was picking up 5s and 10s from the floor...must be a lot of rich parents in this business fraternity. Overall, the guys thought it was absolutely amazing and had a time they'll never forget I'd say.

Oh, and that $40 bottle of vodka they wouldn't drink? They took it at the end of the night anyway. Hilarious.

I don't think I left anything out, and sorry if this trip report isn't written well enough to give youa vivid image of what was going on. It really is something that you can't describe too well without seeing it for yourself. It was leaps and bounds different than the experience of a strip club.

Anyhow, here is a picture of the wonderful ladies. These were taken post-show and they were just in street clothes. I thought they were above expected for a stripper, but shrug. They put on a good show.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7600/2stripxk5.jpg

Comments/Questions welcome....

I'll see if it is even worth posting pictures of the after party. The girls were very very very very subpar and the pictures came out with a green hue on my [censored] camera.

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good trip report
i don't see a pic, anyone else having this problem?\
post other pics plz.

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The blond stripper is busted.

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Oh yeah...the blonde is the one on the right...and definitely not the same woman I'm told. So apparantly they got 1/2 right and the other was a serviceable replacement. Whatever.

And the pics are showing...I don't know what else to do? I don't have more.

And the pics of the after party are lame, sorry. i'll try to make up for it later this year somehow.

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them pics are an absolute disgrace.

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Elaborate, if you will. This post alone doesn't really contribute much.

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Out of curiosity, how much do you think the girls made?

Also, nice nice. But... No naked pictures?!

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There seemed to be some confusion among the higher up members as to whether or not their flat fee was $200 or $300. I still think it was $200 but some of the people were saying the head chick of the fraternity ended up paying $300 to them.

That said, like I said before, they made a pretty solid amount of tips. There were 40 guys or so and they all were told to bring at least $5 in ones...and my roommate was picking up some 10s and more 5s off the ground. I have no idea how much they made, but bottom bottom would be $400...thats $200 per hour..and Im guessing it is actually more than double that.

And no naked pictures because the girls told us beforehand that if they caught anyone taking pictures, they would break the camera no questions asked. I guess no guys wanted to risk it. Sorry for the no naked pictures but I did what I could in writing the TR and at least giving you some face shots.

Shrug. Always more parties to get some amateur sloots Im sure.

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No naked pics or what???

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Take time to read the thread...or even my last post you greedy bastard.

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LOL at blacking out the guys faces, but as for the girls f them, their whores anyway.

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I understand how you might want to respect the strippers wishes about how they wouldn't want any pictures taken but I seriously hope that you didn't do it because you were afraid they would break your camera. Seriously? Do you really think a 135 pound stripper can overtake you and break your camera? Also, if you thought that the strippers might leave if you took a picture, take a pic like 2 minutes before they're scheduled to leave. That way you get your money worth. I'm just trying to help you out bro. You're in college so I know that you're smart enough to think about these things beforehand. That's all.

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waj,

In my case it was mostly respecting their wishes. I am not too "into" the stripper thing anyway, which I'm sure you guys think I'm crazy for. But I can't speak for the other guys. For all I know they DID take pictures...but just haven't gotten them around yet.

Rhino,

I blacked out out the faces because one of my roommates would be all pissy if he found out I put that picture up. I don't want to turn my place of residence into a sorority with drama bombs. Yes, I'm serious...sadly.

Anyway, like I said, with any luck we'll get a good party going with some attractive girls rocking the pole. Unfortunately that just hasn't been the case too much.

As a consolation for you, here is a picture from Facebook that was taken on our pole (not by me)
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/3663/polepiczb9.jpg

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You should have just invited more girls like teh facebook ones to play on the pole and then let them suck off your pole. Eff strippers.

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Sackup,

I have zero game. My ability to get girls to suck off my pole at this point is very very very low. Getting out of a 2 year relationship means I'll be rusty at best, and I was terrible before it.

My only hope is that somehow I've gained tons of confidence from the relationship....well that and that maybe I won't care enough and can act like a jackass.

And to respond you more specifically...the two girls you see were by far and away the most attractive ones there I'd say. It was a disappointing turnout.. Shrug.

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Ok good. I just didn't want to hear that you didn't take pictures because you were afraid of what they'd do to your camera. I feel you on the whole stripper thing though. I'm not into strippers at all because they make me feel like a scrub (for having to pay for them to entertain me) and dirty as well. I still would have taken pictures though. For fun I guess.

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Well, not that I would have anyway necessarily, but my camera really really sucks. It is a 3 year old hand me down and it takes pictures in regular mode, blue mode, and green mode....and it's not supposed to [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I'm actually going to U of I's unofficial st. patricks day this weekend. I would say I'll try to take pictures for you guys since I won't be drinking...but my camera will be a crapshoot on whether or not I get anything good.....

But I'm trying to come through for the dormmates.

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I'm actually going to U of I's unofficial st. patricks day this weekend.

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Hell yeahs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The UofI chancellor is trying to crack down on unofficials. I don't think it can happen. I think there will be less drunk students in class, but I cannot imagine the town not being crazy drunk.

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http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w...463_8457-1.jpg

I'm ready for unofficial... ARE YOU?!

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Keystone Light is total [censored] beer.

Even frat paries have better beer than that.

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I'm ready for unofficial... ARE YOU?!

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I love unofficial [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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Keystone goes down like water, and at $11.99 for a 30-can case, you can't go wrong if you're on a budget.

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I just bought a case of IceHouse, a case of PBR, Gem Clear, Boone's farm....gonna be a fun Friday

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i was waiting for Unofficial to be mentioned. we have 3 kegs of green beer. starting at 7am and making green eggs and ham with beer. the first beerpong tourney shall commence at 8am. this is my 2nd favorite holiday behind Christmas.

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I know I'm about to break all you Illini guy's hearts...but I don't drink. I keep wondering why I'm even going, haha. I figure I will get to see old friends though (I went to UIUC Freshman Year, stupid engineering).

Anyway, yeah I'll be down there, but not drinking. So please, by all means, drop one back on my behalf fellas.