Don\'t ever buy a keg of beer
 

1) they are rip offs
2) they LITERALLY JUST POUR FROTH. IVE POURED 5 PINTS OF FROTH AND THE [censored] KEG IS HALF EMPTY NOW and yes I did keep the glass at a 45o angle im not a mormon
3) beer doesnt make you happy tommorow, but it does now!

then you drink some and make good calls and all ins but you dont win

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1727045

happy now grando? is that ok? huh? punk?
lololol triangles

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tap the keg hours before u plan to drink it?

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what do you meen

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i just tapped it now but nothing happened my knuckle got wet though

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there is so much froth! I can not handle all the froth in this beer!

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dont drink anything but Carlsberg!

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my knuckle is sore from punching the wall so hard, maybe i need to tap it with my left hand

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keg beer is for pussies.

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Cats don't drink beer

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LOL YOU GOT BURNT!

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BBV is the new BBV4L

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Oh it has to be poker related doesnt it ok let me edit soz

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after picking up a keg and bringing it home you have to let it sit for 24 hrs

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You are doing it wrong.

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y

ffs if id known that i wouldnt of bought it what a pos

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[x] op is too stupid to properly tap/drink a keg.

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You can also put it in the dryer, make sure to use the no heat setting.

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You can also put it in the dryer, make sure to use the no heat setting.

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wait now, the keg was in the threshers fridge for like ages, it should be fine what ami doing wrong idk

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you tapped it wrong you idiot

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Wtf is this tapping business

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Release some pressure from the barrel. If the tap is a cylindrical pump, then unscrew the cylinder. If you have a CO2 hookup, there should be a release on the coupler.

Amateur.

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sounds like you got a skunk keg

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No way to release pressue trust me

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You are doing it wrong.

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put your arse in it then drink to obtain a powerful high

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and yes I did keep the glass at a 45o angle im not a mormon


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those dang mormons and their annoying habit of holding the glass flat

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after picking up a keg and bringing it home you have to let it sit for 24 hrs

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lol no

Re: Don\'t ever buy a keg of beer
 

Sounds like you bought some [censored] beer in an even shittier keg.

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I think you're correct.

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[x] op is too stupid to properly tap/drink a keg.

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look we are from great britain, they are play money kegs with the tap attached, five litres., imo some of them need to b pierced on the top

at least u didnt have to pay dollers for it

http://www.kegless.com/images/My%20P...de%20small.jpg

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[censored] that [censored]
do jenkem

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Learn from your mistake and next time buy 7 cans for £5 at a 24 hour Turkish off license.

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beer is for pussies, real men do drugs!

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real men do ho's

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IVE POURED 5 PINTS OF FROTH AND THE [censored] KEG IS HALF EMPTY NOW

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uhhh if your keg only holds 10 pints it was like 1/16th full when you got it

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the keg was in the threshers fridge for like ages

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wait what

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woah you got 21k posts

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err how is keg 1/2 empty after 5 pints of foam? Our ball party drank 1 keg...musta been 15 people! Or you might be talking about a extra large can of beer you bought?

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Ah [censored] yeah it's 1 can of beer sorry I misread it