OK, girl wants me to help her with removal
 

So this random chick I barely know just texted me this:

Hello, I know we don't know each other for very long. But i wondered if you could help me moving to a new place on sunday. I could cook us a nice dinner afterwards... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

(It's translated and I suck at teh english, cause I'm german etc)

So I need a plan to SIIHP after the work is done. ASAP, plskthxbye.

If I succeed TR and pics will follow, LDO.

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gogogogogogo

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Look forward to it.

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no plan necessary. she wants to make you dinner, so bring a bottle of wine and don't [censored] it up for god's sake

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alcohol ftw

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Tarp

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Tell her you wnat the dinner and sex first that way you know its a done deal before you do the work

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Good thing is I just got my supersharp new cell with a cam. It's small, so when I bang her doggystyle I can shoot photos with one hand.

God, I'm a genius.

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If you have any game you'll probably be able to turn this into humping. Kudos. FWIW, I suspect that she is just trying to use you to help her move.

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Tell her you wnat the dinner and sex first that way you know its a done deal before you do the work

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pretty good idea imo. if she accepts, you should just take off after cause [censored] her thats why.

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hmm i read this as "help her with hair removal" at first

and was disappointed when the story wasnt sexy

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I assumed he was talking about limited for a second.

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C'mon German engineering ftw

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hmm i read this as "help her with hair removal" at first

and was disappointed when the story wasnt sexy

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I think I should buy stuff for shaving her south area. Pretty sexy IMO.

"OK GIRL. NOW LAY DOWN AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS."

LMAO

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C'mon German fungineering ftw

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C'mon German fungineering ftw

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Very nice edit.

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no plan necessary. she wants to make you dinner, so bring a bottle of vodka and don't [censored] it up for god's sake

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FYP holla

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gl op.

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women are such tools.
let her drill you i guess.

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I can't wait until he shows up and there are six other dudes there, all thinking they were going to [censored] her after moving her furniture, and they spend two hours helping her move and actually only get a nice group meal in return.

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Why don't you cross-post in the German forum?

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I can't wait until he shows up and there are six other dudes there, all thinking they were going to [censored] her after moving her furniture, and they spend two hours helping her move and actually only get a nice group meal in return.

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Move-kaki?

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city?

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I can't wait until he shows up and there are six other dudes there, all thinking they were going to [censored] her after moving her furniture, and they spend two hours helping her move and actually only get a nice group meal in return.

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Yep, props to her for the excellent game plan.

Ray

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city?

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Berlin, ldo.

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i thought this was gonna be about shaving vags

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here's what she's saying to you in girl language.

"hey, please [censored] me!"

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I am finished moving. Now let us have an evening of efficient German sex.

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I am finished moving. Now let us have an evening of efficient German sex.

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I am, uh, new tie wearing.

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Why don't you cross-post in the German forum?

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its because all other humor >>> german humor.
And yes, i am a german...

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And yes, i am a german...

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solid beat, imo

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racist ban, afaik

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I can't wait until he shows up and there are six other dudes there, all thinking they were going to [censored] her after moving her furniture, and they spend two hours helping her move and actually only get a nice group meal in return.

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If she pulls some [censored] like this, tell her she must have mistaken you for "Two Krauts and a Truck" and turn around and walk the [censored] out of there, OP.

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Do German girls let you touch their cornholes?

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Do German girls let you touch their cornholes?

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Affirmative. German girls truly understand the equality of all orifices.

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Do German girls let you touch their cornholes?

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Affirmative. German girls truly understand the equality of all orifices.

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price of plane ticket?

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If you manage to [censored] this up you seriously need help mate.

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Do German girls let you touch their cornholes?

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Affirmative. German girls truly understand the equality of all orifices.

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price of plane ticket?

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priceless

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Do German girls let you touch their cornholes?

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Ohhh yeah, they do.

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here's what she's saying to you in girl language.

"hey, please help me move! you look like a big sucker where you will do manual labor for a bowl of nasty spaghetti."

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