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i am a Robot Professional Poker Player
i am a Robot Professional Poker Player
but i can think my only weakpoint is hungry and sleepy how i work when i wake up,the first thing is open pc,then i go to toilet,wash face,tooth clean in 2 min back to join table, use the time waiting BB to eat,i hire a cooker ($3 two hours one day) then start fighting ! when tired, songs and movie and browse forum, then go on fighting!!! fight till my brain is too tired to think i have no job, i have no girlfriend,i have no friend,i needn't go outside,last month i haven't go outside once!! my only target is poker poker poker i don't do anything except sleep eat poker i don't drink, smoke, i don't entrainment， i don't make love i will be excellent as one canadian youngest player Daniel! he is best on the world!!! before i am a starcraft progamer ,my gamei point is 2188 Terran do you know how korean progamer train? one day 16 hours keep practising you maybe hear of Elky Grrr liquid, i defeat them all i like practice practice practice !!! so let us gogogogo below is my former post, now i use my new id Daniel.No2 last month i completed 30k hands in 0.5/1 full ring limit played about 100 hours, winrate 3.33BB/100 hands i totally win 1000 dollar so i earn 10 dollar/hour, am i a cheap worker? now i move up to 1/2 next month plan 100k hands,300 hands/hour ( 6 multi-tables same time) 10 hours/day, winrate 2BB/100 hands expected money 4000 dollar/month Let us gogogogo and i will played 1/2 one month 2/4 two month 3/6 two month 5/10 two month two month one level one level 200k hands before the end of the year, i will go to top level online !!! next year fly to canada observ how Daniel playing |
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I can't wait for Daniel.No3 to come out.
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I love this post.
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i dont know if you guys actually read his post, because it's probably the best thing ive ever read on these forums
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Ok Ok. Who's gimmick account is this?
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I think he really IS a robot, since he xposted this awesome thing in the software forum.
-Mike |
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Let us gogogogo
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i needn't go outside [/ QUOTE ] Your Chinglish translation program broken? |
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my only weakpoint is hungry and sleepy [/ QUOTE ] lmao |
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Did True finally snap?
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Did True finally snap? [/ QUOTE ] lololol |
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Koreans are great
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awesome, Let us gogogogo
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how i work when i wake up,the first thing is open pc,then i go to toilet,wash face,tooth clean in 2 min [/ QUOTE ] I didn't know Chinese had trailer park rednecks too!! |
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before i am a starcraft progamer ,my gamei point is 2188 Terran do you know how korean progamer train? one day 16 hours keep practising you maybe hear of Elky Grrr liquid, i defeat them all [/ QUOTE ] only part i didnt believe as an scer |
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TOTARRY awesome
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All your base are belong to me.
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I have a great tshirt from there that has a picture of a rainbow and flowers and says "I hate myself and want to die"...huge hit at parties. I also have one that says "Think Testicles" which was from a Japanese road sign and I thought it was utterly hilarious; unfortunately, it has stars on the nipples and looks pretty ridiculous.
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One month update? Did you make that $4000?
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upupup
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get some anthony rother in this hizzy
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then i go to toilet,wash face [/ QUOTE ] Thats really gross |
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bump for hilarity
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This prob deserves its own thread but I'm lazy and wasn't gonna post it till i saw someone bumped this again.
Daniel No.2 IM'ed me this morning and is asking me a bunch of random questions. Apparently his results aren't that great casue he proceeds to tell me that he is not good at 6max then busts out this gem: [10:22] gogo: if you control 3 computer in the same 6 max table , will it be good edge? [10:26] Me: dont do stupid stuff liek that [10:26] Me: its unethical [10:26] Me: and you will amke a lot more money actaully learnign to paly poker [10:27] Me: this month i have made 6.7 BB/100 over 4k hands at 5/10 [10:27] Me: the poker sites have decent security and you will get caught and your funds will get taken [10:27] gogo: ... [10:27] gogo: yeah [10:27] gogo: but will it be easy win [10:28] gogo: i think it is hard to win too [10:28] gogo: where do you play [10:29] gogo: i suggest you go to worldpx [10:29] gogo: there no rake [10:29] gogo: u will earn more [10:30] Me: dude u want to be a cheater go ahead but if so i dont want to talk to you anymore [10:30] gogo: no [10:30] gogo: surely i will not be a cheater [10:30] gogo: i buy 40 poker books and practise now [10:30] gogo: i play 2/4 [10:31] gogo: surely i am a decent player and good manner player |
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This prob deserves its own thread but I'm lazy and wasn't gonna post it till i saw someone bumped this again. Daniel No.2 IM'ed me this morning and is asking me a bunch of random questions. Apparently his results aren't that great casue he proceeds to tell me that he is not good at 6max then busts out this gem: [10:22] gogo: if you control 3 computer in the same 6 max table , will it be good edge? [10:26] Me: dont do stupid stuff liek that [10:26] Me: its unethical [10:26] Me: and you will amke a lot more money actaully learnign to paly poker [10:27] Me: this month i have made 6.7 BB/100 over 4k hands at 5/10 [10:27] Me: the poker sites have decent security and you will get caught and your funds will get taken [10:27] gogo: ... [10:27] gogo: yeah [10:27] gogo: but will it be easy win [10:28] gogo: i think it is hard to win too [10:28] gogo: where do you play [10:29] gogo: i suggest you go to worldpx [10:29] gogo: there no rake [10:29] gogo: u will earn more [10:30] Me: dude u want to be a cheater go ahead but if so i dont want to talk to you anymore [10:30] gogo: no [10:30] gogo: surely i will not be a cheater [10:30] gogo: i buy 40 poker books and practise now [10:30] gogo: i play 2/4 [10:31] gogo: surely i am a decent player and good manner player [/ QUOTE ] Let us gogogogo! |
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Pros move up to 3/6!!
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I have to.
They go together. |
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Daniel please give an update to your progress. Thanks
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Let these classic posts hold you over until he responds:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post6027099 http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post7908078 |
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daniel
gl in your nl carreer |
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