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PerDoom 06-25-2007 02:32 AM

How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
http://www.pokerretards.com/files/catcher01.jpg

http://www.pokerretards.com/files/catcher02.jpg


http://www.pokerretards.com/files/catcher03.jpg

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

catcher3333: $624.00
Hero: $606.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $18.00</font>, catcher3333 calls $12.00

Flop: ($36) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
catcher3333 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $24.00</font>, <font color="red">catcher3333 raises to $48.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $120.00</font>, <font color="red">catcher3333 raises to $192.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $588.00</font>, catcher3333 calls $396.00

Turn: ($1212) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1212) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,212.00 ($1 Rake)

catcher3333 had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON (+$605.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$606.00)

http://www.pokerretards.com/files/catcher07.jpg

ImsaKidd 06-25-2007 02:34 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
hahah this rocks, vvn perdoom

EDIT: If i minraise you sometime will you msapint me?

ShipitFMA 06-25-2007 02:34 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
Everything about this post rocks

jalexand42 06-25-2007 02:35 AM

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Gary Stevenson 06-25-2007 02:38 AM

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NU Star 06-25-2007 02:39 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
A+

PerDoom 06-25-2007 02:39 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
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hahah this rocks, vvn perdoom

EDIT: If i minraise you sometime will you msapint me?

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Only if you min 4bet me. Unfortunately for you, you'd be all-in before the 3rd min bet.

dtan05 06-25-2007 02:52 AM

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catcher193 06-25-2007 03:01 AM

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catcher193 06-25-2007 03:02 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
dude, that hand was awesome

edit: I can't stop lol'ing

MaxRaises 06-25-2007 03:03 AM

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catcher193 06-25-2007 03:09 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
http://www.pokerretards.com/files/catcher07.jpg


accurate?


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7.../heeetar-2.jpg
lol @ playing 25/50 and 10/20 for some huge drops

dtan05 06-25-2007 03:18 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
i didn't even notice the monkey flinging poo until after.

Reef 06-25-2007 03:24 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
catcher, plz post ur own PT screenshot of like last 3 months or so .. pokergrapher is not rly accurate with all diff levels mixed in

catcher193 06-25-2007 03:27 AM

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Plz post your own PT screenshot of like last 3 months

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http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7...occia/blah.jpg

this is only this month, new database every month, and its kinda embarrasing becaus I don't belong at the bigger games and breaking close to even at 2/4 this month but W/E I'm donk obv. But im positive I do better than most.

lazeeesunday 06-25-2007 03:57 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
congrats magloo!

Barrin6 06-25-2007 03:57 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
Yea catcher is very annoying to have at the tables.

kyleb 06-25-2007 03:59 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
LOL

catcher193 06-25-2007 04:03 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
btw, that tag was awesome ldo.

ipokeder 06-25-2007 04:34 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
PokerStars Game #10605002237: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/06/24 - 21:50:46 (ET)
Table 'Centenaria' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: dont_bother0 ($2524.40 in chips)
Seat 3: jdp131s ($603 in chips)
Seat 4: ipokeder ($600 in chips)
Seat 5: catcher3333 ($709.70 in chips)
Seat 6: gamesandfun ($1058.35 in chips)
jdp131s: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
yesss: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Td 8d]
catcher3333: raises $18 to $24
gamesandfun: folds
dont_bother0: folds
jdp131s: calls $21
ipokeder: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [9d 3d 6h]
jdp131s: checks
ipokeder: checks
catcher3333: bets $63
jdp131s: folds
ipokeder: raises $117 to $180
catcher3333: raises $117 to $297
ipokeder: raises $279 to $576 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $279
*** TURN *** [9d 3d 6h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [9d 3d 6h 3c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Td 8d] (a pair of Threes)
catcher3333: mucks hand
ipokeder collected $1222 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1224 | Rake $2
Board [9d 3d 6h 3c Qh]
Seat 2: dont_bother0 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jdp131s (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Td 8d] and won ($1222) with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: catcher3333 mucked [8c 7c]
Seat 6: gamesandfun folded before Flop (didn't bet)

congraturation!

catcher193 06-25-2007 04:36 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
o plz, you should be able to do better than that. pretty sure ive beated your AK with some A3 garbage.

leatherass 06-25-2007 05:25 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
We know see how he wins so much. Catcher loves to [censored] with everyone. Of course he miracles you....lol. Could it go any other way?

kyleb 06-25-2007 05:51 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
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PokerStars Game #10605002237: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/06/24 - 21:50:46 (ET)
Table 'Centenaria' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: dont_bother0 ($2524.40 in chips)
Seat 3: jdp131s ($603 in chips)
Seat 4: ipokeder ($600 in chips)
Seat 5: catcher3333 ($709.70 in chips)
Seat 6: gamesandfun ($1058.35 in chips)
jdp131s: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
yesss: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Td 8d]
catcher3333: raises $18 to $24
gamesandfun: folds
dont_bother0: folds
jdp131s: calls $21
ipokeder: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [9d 3d 6h]
jdp131s: checks
ipokeder: checks
catcher3333: bets $63
jdp131s: folds
ipokeder: raises $117 to $180
catcher3333: raises $117 to $297
ipokeder: raises $279 to $576 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $279
*** TURN *** [9d 3d 6h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [9d 3d 6h 3c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Td 8d] (a pair of Threes)
catcher3333: mucks hand
ipokeder collected $1222 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1224 | Rake $2
Board [9d 3d 6h 3c Qh]
Seat 2: dont_bother0 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jdp131s (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Td 8d] and won ($1222) with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: catcher3333 mucked [8c 7c]
Seat 6: gamesandfun folded before Flop (didn't bet)

congraturation!

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LOL

Marnixvdb 06-25-2007 05:51 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
PokerStars Game #10321903790: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/06/07 - 18:57:38 (ET)
Table 'Elvira IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: gambler2k4 ($1157.60 in chips)
Seat 3: catcher3333 ($434 in chips)
Seat 4: antikiller1 ($402 in chips)
Seat 5: Marnixvdb ($432 in chips)
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom ($970.90 in chips)
antikiller1: posts small blind $2
Marnixvdb: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Marnixvdb [Ks Kc]
wwwBTHEREcom: folds
gambler2k4: folds
catcher3333: raises $4 to $8
antikiller1: folds
Marnixvdb: raises $20 to $28
catcher3333: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Kh 4d 3s]
Marnixvdb: bets $25
catcher3333: raises $25 to $50
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $75
catcher3333: raises $25 to $100
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $125
catcher3333: raises $25 to $150
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $175
catcher3333: raises $25 to $200
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $225
catcher3333: raises $25 to $250
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $275
catcher3333: raises $25 to $300
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $325
catcher3333: raises $25 to $350
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $375
catcher3333: raises $25 to $400
Marnixvdb: raises $4 to $404 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $4
*** TURN *** [Kh 4d 3s] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 4d 3s Ac] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Marnixvdb: shows [Ks Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
catcher3333: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
catcher3333 collected $864 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $866 | Rake $2
Board [Kh 4d 3s Ac Jd]
Seat 2: gambler2k4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: catcher3333 (button) showed [As Ah] and won ($864) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: antikiller1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Marnixvdb (big blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom folded before Flop (didn't bet)

GameTheory 06-25-2007 05:53 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
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PokerStars Game #10605002237: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/06/24 - 21:50:46 (ET)
Table 'Centenaria' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: dont_bother0 ($2524.40 in chips)
Seat 3: jdp131s ($603 in chips)
Seat 4: ipokeder ($600 in chips)
Seat 5: catcher3333 ($709.70 in chips)
Seat 6: gamesandfun ($1058.35 in chips)
jdp131s: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
yesss: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Td 8d]
catcher3333: raises $18 to $24
gamesandfun: folds
dont_bother0: folds
jdp131s: calls $21
ipokeder: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [9d 3d 6h]
jdp131s: checks
ipokeder: checks
catcher3333: bets $63
jdp131s: folds
ipokeder: raises $117 to $180
catcher3333: raises $117 to $297
ipokeder: raises $279 to $576 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $279
*** TURN *** [9d 3d 6h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [9d 3d 6h 3c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Td 8d] (a pair of Threes)
catcher3333: mucks hand
ipokeder collected $1222 from pot


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The new Gambler?

catcher193 06-25-2007 12:52 PM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
quick, everybody, post a hand where I sucked out, don't let this thread die!

Reef 06-25-2007 12:56 PM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
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PokerStars Game #10321903790: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/06/07 - 18:57:38 (ET)
Table 'Elvira IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: gambler2k4 ($1157.60 in chips)
Seat 3: catcher3333 ($434 in chips)
Seat 4: antikiller1 ($402 in chips)
Seat 5: Marnixvdb ($432 in chips)
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom ($970.90 in chips)
antikiller1: posts small blind $2
Marnixvdb: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Marnixvdb [Ks Kc]
wwwBTHEREcom: folds
gambler2k4: folds
catcher3333: raises $4 to $8
antikiller1: folds
Marnixvdb: raises $20 to $28
catcher3333: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Kh 4d 3s]
Marnixvdb: bets $25
catcher3333: raises $25 to $50
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $75
catcher3333: raises $25 to $100
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $125
catcher3333: raises $25 to $150
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $175
catcher3333: raises $25 to $200
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $225
catcher3333: raises $25 to $250
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $275
catcher3333: raises $25 to $300
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $325
catcher3333: raises $25 to $350
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $375
catcher3333: raises $25 to $400
Marnixvdb: raises $4 to $404 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $4
*** TURN *** [Kh 4d 3s] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 4d 3s Ac] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Marnixvdb: shows [Ks Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
catcher3333: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
catcher3333 collected $864 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $866 | Rake $2
Board [Kh 4d 3s Ac Jd]
Seat 2: gambler2k4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: catcher3333 (button) showed [As Ah] and won ($864) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: antikiller1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Marnixvdb (big blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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quoted for awesomeness

MooBot3000 06-25-2007 01:27 PM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
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PokerStars Game #10321903790: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/06/07 - 18:57:38 (ET)
Table 'Elvira IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: gambler2k4 ($1157.60 in chips)
Seat 3: catcher3333 ($434 in chips)
Seat 4: antikiller1 ($402 in chips)
Seat 5: Marnixvdb ($432 in chips)
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom ($970.90 in chips)
antikiller1: posts small blind $2
Marnixvdb: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Marnixvdb [Ks Kc]
wwwBTHEREcom: folds
gambler2k4: folds
catcher3333: raises $4 to $8
antikiller1: folds
Marnixvdb: raises $20 to $28
catcher3333: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Kh 4d 3s]
Marnixvdb: bets $25
catcher3333: raises $25 to $50
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $75
catcher3333: raises $25 to $100
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $125
catcher3333: raises $25 to $150
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $175
catcher3333: raises $25 to $200
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $225
catcher3333: raises $25 to $250
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $275
catcher3333: raises $25 to $300
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $325
catcher3333: raises $25 to $350
Marnixvdb: raises $25 to $375
catcher3333: raises $25 to $400
Marnixvdb: raises $4 to $404 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $4
*** TURN *** [Kh 4d 3s] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 4d 3s Ac] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Marnixvdb: shows [Ks Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
catcher3333: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
catcher3333 collected $864 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $866 | Rake $2
Board [Kh 4d 3s Ac Jd]
Seat 2: gambler2k4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: catcher3333 (button) showed [As Ah] and won ($864) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: antikiller1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Marnixvdb (big blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: wwwBTHEREcom folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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quoted for awesomeness

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Holy crap.

tcorbin16 06-25-2007 02:19 PM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
this thread if [censored] hilarious lol

Mrage 06-25-2007 02:25 PM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
lol @ all posted hands, keep 'em coming!

Ship Ship McGipp 06-25-2007 03:02 PM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
lol catcher plays rly bad

catcher193 06-25-2007 03:30 PM

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lol catcher plays rly bad

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ok nit

BowToYourSensei 08-01-2007 12:03 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
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PokerStars Game #10605002237: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/06/24 - 21:50:46 (ET)
Table 'Centenaria' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: dont_bother0 ($2524.40 in chips)
Seat 3: jdp131s ($603 in chips)
Seat 4: ipokeder ($600 in chips)
Seat 5: catcher3333 ($709.70 in chips)
Seat 6: gamesandfun ($1058.35 in chips)
jdp131s: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
yesss: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Td 8d]
catcher3333: raises $18 to $24
gamesandfun: folds
dont_bother0: folds
jdp131s: calls $21
ipokeder: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [9d 3d 6h]
jdp131s: checks
ipokeder: checks
catcher3333: bets $63
jdp131s: folds
ipokeder: raises $117 to $180
catcher3333: raises $117 to $297
ipokeder: raises $279 to $576 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $279
*** TURN *** [9d 3d 6h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [9d 3d 6h 3c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Td 8d] (a pair of Threes)
catcher3333: mucks hand
ipokeder collected $1222 from pot


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The new Gambler?

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nah, catcher's cool, gambler's just a retard

hasugopher 08-01-2007 03:26 AM

Re: How Catcher Learned How To Play No Limited Poker (In Picture Form)
 
he definitely sucked out on this one, he had 2 outs, i had 10.

POKERSTARS GAME #10910079373: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/07/12 - 23:08:30 (ET)
Table 'Dhotel' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: magicmosh ($359.30 in chips)
Seat 2: catcher3333 ($471.55 in chips)
Seat 3: hetron ($213.40 in chips)
Seat 4: starviewB ($212.30 in chips)
Seat 5: BRedd81 ($1151.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya ($402 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $2
magicmosh: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ac Kd]
catcher3333: raises $12 to $16
hetron: folds
starviewB: folds
BRedd81: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $42 to $58
magicmosh: folds
catcher3333: calls $42
*** FLOP *** [Td Qs 4d]
Lukieplaya: checks
catcher3333: bets $60
Lukieplaya: raises $284 to $344 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $284
*** TURN *** [Td Qs 4d] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Td Qs 4d 4h] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Ac Kd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
catcher3333: shows [Ts Th] (a full house, Tens full of Fours)
catcher3333 collected $805 from pot


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