Where is Brandi?
 

For those dying to know... no gossip. No drama. She is in Los Angeles and has been for the past couple weeks.

Currently she is staying at the Commerce and has been playing high stakes cash games and tournaments online. She is also working with a celebrity fitness trainer 5 days a week to get in premium shape. She is on a meal plan and has food delivered to the casino every day for her.

In her limited ammount of spare time, she has been partying with friends and spoiling her broke boyfriend.

Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament at the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

Liar.

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

op sux

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OP, no offense- but who gives a [censored]?

Hope she plays well.

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

She's in my basement fridge, along with Chris Ferguson WSOP CHAMP!

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

Oh yeah...

Does her assistant have a name?

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wow... just wow...

that's just pathetic

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

Since I'm damn near Sherlock Holmes crossed with Encyclopedia Brown, I was able to piece together the clues that proved this post was entirely garbage.

In order of increasing unlikelihood:

1) Brandi can afford food delivered by something other than a vending machine

2) Brandi can afford an assistant

3) Brandi would even NEED an assistant

4) Brandi being able to afford 'high-stakes' cash games (or tourney buyins)


and finally:


5) That Brandi would ever date a dude who is broke



Here endeth the lesson.

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

"Action" Dan

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

also

we dont want to hear about brandi unless she is getting POB or writing nostradamus-like predictions in her own blood on mirrors.

thanks

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

turn 400 bucks into 200,000 again in two weeks

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

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Currently she is staying at the Commerce

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Excellent. I arrive tomorrow.

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

pay back newhizzle

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3) Brandi would even NEED an assistant


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You think Brandi has time to call every restaurant in town to tell them she isn't going to need a reservation?

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but does she need a satilite buy in?

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

who the hell is Brandi?

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

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For those dying to know..

[/ QUOTE ]spit coffee onto laptop at this point which destroyed it and had to buy a new computer in order to make this post to tell forum about previously stated occurrence

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

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who the hell is Brandi?

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You've been here for almost a year.

Is this a level?


/Do a search for her name. Get some popcorn & read some really long discussions.

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3) Brandi would even NEED an assistant


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You think Brandi has time to call every restaurant in town to tell them she isn't going to need a reservation?

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A+, 10/10

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who the hell is Brandi?

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You've been here for almost a year.

Is this a level?


/Do a search for her name. Get some popcorn & read some really long discussions.

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Yes, attempting to level

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

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Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament at the Bike.


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wow how much anal did she do to get staked for all those tournaments??

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

is anyone even interested in brandi anymore? just go away you wench

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

Dear Brandi Assistant,
Why is Brandi not returning my calls, her number is still 1-900-hiv-[censored], right?

It is a sad day when a man can't use a certain s word for loose women with out being censored.

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

Haven't read the rest of the thread, but I can safely say that i don't give a [censored]

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

When I saw the question, "Where Is Brandi"

I figured the answer was:

On her back, legs spread with tons of lube waiting for the camera light to come back on.

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

brandi (or her "assistant"),
why do you care what 2p2 thinks of you when you play high stakes cash games, have a boyfriend, an assistant, and are in great shape! You also probably get bought into sattelites daily, and don't have to worry about paying off your debts.
Regards,
Lurker.

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

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For those dying to know... no gossip. No drama. She is in Los Angeles and has been for the past couple weeks.

Currently she is staying at the Commerce and has been playing high stakes cash games and tournaments online. She is also working with a celebrity fitness trainer 5 days a week to get in premium shape. She is on a meal plan and has food delivered to the casino every day for her.

In her limited ammount of spare time, she has been partying with friends and spoiling her broke boyfriend.

Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament at the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant

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brandi, i've got 25 bucks and i'm bored. how bout u blow me while i watch sportscenter?

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brandi, i've got 25 bucks and i'm bored. how bout u blow me while i watch sportscenter?

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Don't you think that is a bit over the top?

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brandi, i've got 25 bucks and i'm bored. how bout u blow me while i watch sportscenter?

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Don't you think that is a bit over the top?

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not really. they're showing paula creamer and i don't really wanna beat off.

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brandi, i've got 25 bucks and i'm bored. how bout u blow me while i watch sportscenter?

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Don't you think that is a bit over the top?

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Way over the top. 15 would probably do it.

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

Oh Lucky 8 Ball...

Will this thread become a trainwreck?


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Re: Where is Brandi?
 

Get a blog.

Come back when you are again exchanging anal sex for sat buy ins.

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

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Sincerely,
Her assistant

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Re: Where is Brandi?
 

semi trolled, most of you are horrid, jesus.

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Slansky's broke?

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Wow Brandi has more to confess in blood....

http://www.bloodyfingermail.com/message.php?id=1429094

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That pic is as old as your mothers [censored],disconnect please.

Re: Where is Brandi?
 

sooooooooo, really sore bum, then?