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edfurlong 09-29-2007 11:19 PM

Pigs
 
Why do they have this haircut?

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3...seizureck9.jpg

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3...rkbtjntkz9.jpg

Not very flattering imo

React1oN 09-29-2007 11:23 PM

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http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...ledo/farva.jpg

kkcountry 09-29-2007 11:23 PM

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http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...umb/hdubgc.jpg

I_AM_EVIL 09-29-2007 11:26 PM

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It's a skin head thing. You wouldn't understand.

n/m You're Ed Furlong. You know about skinheads.

4drugmoney 09-29-2007 11:26 PM

Re: Pigs
 
cops is a good show

Conspire 09-29-2007 11:29 PM

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http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3942_19.jpg

edfurlong 09-29-2007 11:35 PM

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omg they just stabbed the [censored] out of some fat lady.

tame_deuces 09-29-2007 11:44 PM

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In a fight its very practical when the other guy starts to fight like a girl and goes for your hair.

That's the truth though, and it might be a tad boring.

Dakotasdad 09-29-2007 11:46 PM

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omg they just stabbed the [censored] out of some fat lady.

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I loved it when they let the dogs tear the carp out of that dude who was resisiting arrest.

edfurlong 09-29-2007 11:50 PM

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In a fight its very practical when the other guy starts to fight like a girl and goes for your hair.


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Couldn't they just shave it or keep it short instead of looking like a retard? What advantage does the copstache give?

I_AM_EVIL 09-29-2007 11:53 PM

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I like that one episode that had the drunk redneck wearing a stained wife beater getting beat up by his 400lb wife. Then the cops come in and beat on him. Then they find a meth lab in the shed in the back yard.

Yea, that's a classic episode.

edfurlong 09-29-2007 11:56 PM

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omg a black midget.

haha he's climbing a pole.

Limesparks 09-29-2007 11:59 PM

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http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3...seizureck9.jpg


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how the [censored] did a dog get all that cash and drugs my dog is [censored] useless

bryan4967 09-30-2007 12:07 AM

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A significant percentage of police have served in the military, where everyone has dumb haircuts like that.

traxamillion 09-30-2007 12:10 AM

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in the military they pretty much make you have a bad haircut

traxamillion 09-30-2007 12:12 AM

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no more than 4 inches in length and 2 inches above the scalp. 3/4 inch max on the sides. There are spatial regulations on hairstyle. No "fad" styles or sideburns

edfurlong 09-30-2007 12:15 AM

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Yeah, I'm not talking about retard military idiots. I'm talking about retard cop idiots. If I had to wear a butt plug at my old job I'd probably stop wearing it when I got a new job.

I_AM_EVIL 09-30-2007 12:19 AM

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Some police departments have a requirement for haircuts. They consider themselves the civilian military. I know the KY State Police are basically the Army without the cool camo uniforms......and tanks.

Spechel EDD 09-30-2007 12:28 AM

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cops is a good show

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React1oN 09-30-2007 12:33 AM

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Yeah, I'm not talking about retard military idiots. I'm talking about retard cop idiots. If I had to wear a butt plug at my old job I'd probably stop wearing it when I got a new job.

[/ QUOTE ]TR on old job.

edfurlong 09-30-2007 12:37 AM

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I was a cook with a wicked case of gas.

benza13 09-30-2007 12:42 AM

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I dont know, but my brother's good friend is a cop and he has this haircut. It does not look good.

He's actually a good guy though, his plan for his first day of retirement is to buy a big bag of weed, go up to some hill he used to smoke at back in HS and smoke til he passes out.

Chump Change 09-30-2007 04:36 AM

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Why do they have this haircut?

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3...seizureck9.jpg

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3...rkbtjntkz9.jpg

Not very flattering imo

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That's a man's haircut. You can set your watch to that haircut.

4drugmoney 09-30-2007 04:44 AM

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They make pretty good calendars too http://www.calendarcops.com/img/CalCops2007Cover.gif

edfurlong 09-30-2007 04:56 AM

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His hair seems fine. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

whoisthedrizzle 09-30-2007 04:57 AM

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His hair seems fine. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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And that's not all.

Conspire 09-30-2007 04:58 AM

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His hair seems fine. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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And that's not all.

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What is the rest?

whoisthedrizzle 09-30-2007 04:59 AM

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His hair seems fine. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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And that's not all.

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What is the rest?

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I'm partial to his utility belt. It brings the whole ensemble together, and quite frankly, it's a little bit all over the place.

4drugmoney 09-30-2007 05:08 AM

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OMG whatever you do dont goole image "gay cops" with safe search off. I just puked

whoisthedrizzle 09-30-2007 05:09 AM

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OMG whatever you do dont goole image "gay cops" with safe search off. I just puked

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Nah it's cool, I just masturbated like a half hour ago.

4drugmoney 09-30-2007 05:11 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dPDIUryHKE

SNOWBALL 09-30-2007 06:28 AM

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http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3...seizureck9.jpg


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Lol, are those twenties? I have that much in my sock drawer
The real bust is in his man-bra imo. honk honk

SkinnyLittleTwig 09-30-2007 06:33 AM

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OMG whatever you do dont goole image "gay cops" with safe search off. I just puked

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lol i love the first result (with the baton)

SNOWBALL 09-30-2007 06:34 AM

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http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3...rkbtjntkz9.jpg


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What's up with the tie? I mean, do they really think they are fooling anyone with the tie? Everyone knows these guys are little more than nascar loving thugs with overbloated salaries. It doesn't make them look respectable.

I prefer Mike Tyson's approach. "I'm gonna talk about fornicating with you and letting you suck my dick, because if I was eloquent with you, you'd still look at me like I'm a scumbag"

SkinnyLittleTwig 09-30-2007 06:35 AM

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did anyone look at Ali like he was a scumbag tho?

SNOWBALL 09-30-2007 06:48 AM

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did anyone look at Ali like he was a scumbag tho?


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Ali never raped anyone or bit off anyone's ear. Like Tyson, cops have done both.

Here's how cops SHOULD dress imo

http://www.rithma.org/images/blogpics/Is_It_Rithma.jpg

and their K-9's too
http://www.everyoneloves.me.uk/mullet.jpg

4drugmoney 09-30-2007 07:03 AM

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http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3...seizureck9.jpg


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I have that much in my sock drawer


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Stake me?

SNOWBALL 09-30-2007 07:09 AM

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Stake me?

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http://blogs.menupages.com/boston/Steak.gif

done

4drugmoney 09-30-2007 07:12 AM

Re: Pigs
 
Im pretty good FWIW

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4drugmoney 09-30-2007 07:13 AM

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oops converter fcked up villian had AK and won


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