need advice from BBV4L sexytime heroes
 

sry for 1st post i've always been a passive reader at 2+2.
long story short, i was talkin all day to my ex-girlfriend i'm probably still in love with (beat?) via IM. we had no contact for weeks and now she wanted to apologize for her behaviour but made quite clear, that she sees no future for our reltionship. we agreed to meet each other this week when she'll be home from university.
somehow we came down to talkin about sex for like 3 hours or so. i told her that i'm honestly sad we never had anal sex. she said she feels sorry about that i didn't get to experience erverything i wanted to with her and we could have had anal back then if i had tried to(beat).
now we meet in a few days, maybe more often than just once, since shes her for a few days. what's my line here?
should i definitly go for sexytime or am i trapped in the "good friends" loop?
what about telling her that i want to catch up with the things we didn't do? do you see a possible [censored] buddy for me in this?
if yes, whats my approach to this!?

help me BBV!

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TWO POINTS

1. STOP BEING AIDS BEFORE THE ERECTILE DISS FUNCTION SETS IN FOR GOOD.

2. SEE (1)

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http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/Y/K/oceans11pub4.jpg

you should steal her new boyfriend's casino to win her back.

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i don't even want to win her back, i'm just looking to sex her again.
why am i aids? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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she wants you to get her drunk and sex her butt. be a man and do it.

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do they not teach you about date rape drugs in health class anymore? my health teacher accidently helped me get laid sooo much

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My wife is pregnant

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[ ] PICTURES

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lol emptyness

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[ ] Alcohol
[ ] roofies
[ ] "Pardon me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
[x] All of the Above

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i don't even want to win her back, i'm just looking to sex her again.
why am i aids? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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BECAUSE YOU'RE ASKING US. JUST DO IT.

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she wants you to get her drunk and sex her butt. be a man and do it.

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sounds good imo.

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My wife is pregnant

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there' an other forum than to post that sort of beats, imo, fwiw, iirc, ldo.

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i don't even want to win her back, i'm just looking to sex her again.
why am i aids? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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fwiw thats hawt

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My wife is pregnant

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to keep it within the topic, i'd consider this as a great opportunity for butt sex. way better than mine.

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...0&fpart=all

LINE:
Telling your ex you'll send pics to her new boyfriend of you having sex with her. In which case you'll get anal sex bribes for life.

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and pretty sure there was no one bangin her since i did and for sure there is no new bf, so this won't work.

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Hand in your balls if you can't get laid by an ex.

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SIIHP

the only reasonable answer at a time like this

(no, i did not read the OP)

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put it in her drink, then SIIHP
http://moviedeaths.blacktachyon.com/...-vizzini-3.jpg
http://moviedeaths.blacktachyon.com/...-vizzini-2.jpg

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Hand in your balls if you can't get laid by an ex.

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even if she broke up and is most probably not thinking bout sex with me? come on, i'm pretty sure this won't be that easy!


ok i will hand in my balls [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000...es_man_002.jpg
you should use some classy lines, like: 'Can I buy you a fish sandwich?'

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Pictures to save thread.

[censored] buddies seems hopeless if you still are ever going to have feelings for her. Get some drinkies, put feelings aside, and SIIHP ftw.

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she keeps tellin my how she's dreamin about sex every night [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

if i won't get to bang her this weekend i will die [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
i can't surrender this thread without some post from sexytime containment thread veterans!