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Gildwulf 12-06-2006 01:05 PM

OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
alright everyone,

We waited long enough for it and it finally came: the special david sklansky forum. I was thinking though today that it was missing something to make it especially "special" (besides arguments about sneeze warfare). Then it hit me:

THE SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM NEEDS A THEME SONG

I am accepting submissions for theme song for the special david sklansky forum. Submissions should attend to the following criteria:

-be based on a hit song everyone knows
-involve david sklansky
-involve some hilarious content from the forum

BONUS: include a special photoshop pic with david sklansky as the lead singer, or something funny and similar.

Winner gets something I haven't figured out yet BUT IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD

LET US GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

Gildwulf 12-06-2006 01:07 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
also for rhyming purposes the SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM can be shortened to

SDSF

SSF

Sklansky forum

Sfo

Shizzle fo rum nizzle

yvesaint 12-06-2006 01:07 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
did ur stupid karaoke thing ever happen

Gildwulf 12-06-2006 01:08 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
did ur stupid karaoke thing ever happen

[/ QUOTE ]

ban plz

Party 12-06-2006 01:08 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
Brown Sugar by Rolling Stones

no edit needed

yvesaint 12-06-2006 01:08 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
id like to take credit for bringing special david sklansky forum to bbv awarnesss

Pudge714 12-06-2006 01:10 PM

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[ QUOTE ]


BONUS: include a special photoshop pic with david sklansky and Tuff Fish's daughter


[/ QUOTE ]
Easiest FYP Ever.

nath 12-06-2006 02:44 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
god i so want to do this but can't think of a catchy tune

durkahdurkah 12-06-2006 02:51 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
"Mas Tequila" FTW

His Boy Elroy 12-06-2006 02:54 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
my bankroll's in the pockets of my jeans

you pussy niggas couldnt see me in ya dreams


I could see Sklansky rollin around to some TI.

nath 12-06-2006 03:00 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
i have a killer photoshop idea
it'll need some work though, all i have right now is a crappy paint version

Pudge714 12-06-2006 03:01 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
i have a killer photoshop idea
it'll need some work though, all i have right now is a crappy paint version

[/ QUOTE ]
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Wools 12-06-2006 03:05 PM

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Are you going to sing it, Gild?

nath 12-06-2006 03:05 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i have a killer photoshop idea
it'll need some work though, all i have right now is a crappy paint version

[/ QUOTE ]
<------------------------------------------

[/ QUOTE ]
really? ok check your PMs in a minute, make it look good

Gildwulf 12-06-2006 03:06 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Are you going to sing it, Gild?

[/ QUOTE ]

if it comes to that

Evenkeal 12-06-2006 03:13 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him
back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him

sklan-sky!!!
when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love
winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub
girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough
i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up
now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car
wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly
telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why?
5 1 9, 9 0 7, three five five four
hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea

[ QUOTE ]

Edit: THIS JUST IN :: ALBUM IN STORES NOW
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7505/backthenmt1.jpg



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elstunar 12-06-2006 03:16 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him
back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him

sklan-sky!!!
when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love
winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub
girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough
i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up
now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car
wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly
telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why?
5 1 9, 9 0 7, 3 five five 4
hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea

[/ QUOTE ]ROFLMASLFDAJPQEIJOFWADS!!!!!!!!!!!ONE

EvanJC 12-06-2006 03:17 PM

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why was i thinking TI too lolz?

Evenkeal 12-06-2006 03:20 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
ROFLMASLFDAJPQEIJOFWADS!!!!!!!!!!!ONE

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks. Honestly I got the idea from when nath posted in this thread, because I remember him posting "3 zero zero eight four" or something like that in another thread and I associate that mike jones lyric with his avatar for some reason now.

elstunar 12-06-2006 03:21 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
yes, whenever i want to make fun of rap songs, that song is often one with some good quotes in it, that's mainly why i thought this was so funny

Dan87 12-06-2006 03:39 PM

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This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the king's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...i want to...[censored] you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

jaustin 12-06-2006 03:50 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
[ QUOTE ]
back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him
back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him

sklan-sky!!!
when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love
winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub
girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough
i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up
now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car
wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly
telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why?
5 1 9, 9 0 7, three five five four
hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea

[ QUOTE ]

Edit: THIS JUST IN :: ALBUM IN STORES NOW
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7505/backthenmt1.jpg



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[/ QUOTE ]

ZOMFG WINNAR. can we get sklansky's reaction to this?

nath 12-06-2006 04:22 PM

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ok here's the image, via photoshop, looks better now, not perfect, but you'll get the idea. a take on a take of a classic:

http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/9...skysongun4.jpg

diebitter 12-06-2006 05:10 PM

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To the tune of YMCA...


Young men, there's no need to feel down
I said, young men, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young men, 'cause you're fishing around
There's no need to be unhappy

Young men, there's some books you can seek
I said, young men, when your poker skills reek
You can read them, and maybe stop your bad leak
Learn many ways to milk the fishies

(Chorus 1:)
It's time to read the guy - Do you see why?
It's time to fold ace-five - Do you see why?
They have everything for young men to learn
Implied odds and pot man-ip-ul-a-tion
It's fun to bet Big Slick - Do you see why?
It's fun to read real sick - Do you see why?
You can make up a set, you can win a big bet
every 40 or so hands


Young men, are you listenin' to me?
I said, young men, won't you follow Sklansky?
I said, young men, you can make real your dreams
If Moneymaker can, anyone can, it seems...

No man does it all by himself
I said, young men, buy that book off the shelf
And just go there to the nearest cardroom
And get busto/robusto soon

(Repeat chorus 1)

Young men, I was once donking bucks
I said, I was down and had a game that sucks
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world knew I was weak-tight

That's when someone came up to me
And said, "Young man, take a walk up the street
It's a forum: Variance, Beat, and Brag
They can start you on the road to Super-LAG"

(Chorus 2:)
It's time to lay down Tens - Do you see why?
It's time to bet the end- Do you see why?
They have everything to fix your game
But O-O-T just isn't the same
It's time to push all-in - Do you see why?
Tell God he'll never win - Do you see why?
You can make up a set, you can win a big bet
every 40 or so hands...

T-God 12-06-2006 05:11 PM

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I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna do math with you
I said I gonna debate with you
You wouldnt want me have to hurt you to
Hurt you to?

I aint, I aint, I aint
A buyin into your fallacies
Im gonna learn ya my philosophy
You wanna know about theology, morality?

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know You know I know You know

I am a man of math
Ill give ya somethin that ya wont forget
I said venn diagrams relieve my stress
I said venn diagrams ease my stress
Ease my stress

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know I know You know

Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun

I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna do math with you
I said I gonna debate with you
You wouldnt want me have to hurt you to
Hurt you to?

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know You know I know You know
I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know You know I know You know

Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun
Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun

durkahdurkah 12-06-2006 05:12 PM

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diebitter,

8/10

Big Bend 12-06-2006 05:28 PM

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[ QUOTE ]

Edit: THIS JUST IN :: ALBUM IN STORES NOW
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7505/backthenmt1.jpg


[/ QUOTE ]

LOLOLOL!! Ding Ding Ding We have a winner!

Superfluous Man 12-06-2006 05:53 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg.

Regulators
We regulate any stealing of his property
And we damn good too
But you cant be any geek from OOT,
Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
Regulators!!! Mount up!

G:
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume
Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks
Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored].

Nath:
Just hit the east side of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G.
Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak
All you fish know whats up with BBV.

G:
So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis,
Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this.
I jumped out the ride, and said whats up?
Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck.

Nath:
Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail
These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail
Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix.

G:
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself.
I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth.
They took my $5k, they took my Stridex
I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next?

Nath:
They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go,
Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo.
I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow,
And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low.

G:
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I cant believe this happenin' in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath.

Nath:
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin'
It's a tad bit late
Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate.

I laid all them bustos down
I let my gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode
If you want chips sit back and observe
I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn.

G:
Now Nath wins the donkaments
And thats a known fact
Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track
Back me back me cause its on
N a t h and me
The Gildy to the g

Nath:
Just like I thought,
HIV was in the same spot
In need of some desperate help.
The Nath dogg and the g-child
Were in need of something else.
One of them games was sexy as hell
I said ooo there's overlay.
HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet,
Would ya let me play?
I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell
The next stop is the robusto motel

G:
I'm modding
Into a whole new era
BBV-funk
Step to this
I dare ya
BBV
On a whole new level

Nath:
The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo

G:
Busto
Downswings
We brings
Malady
BBV-funk
Where variance is life
And life is variance

Nath:
If you know like I know
OOT dont wanna step to this
Its the BBV-funk era
Funked out with a gangsta twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your ass is McBusto
BBV will regulate.

Abones 12-06-2006 05:59 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg.

Regulators
We regulate any stealing of his property
And we damn good too
But you cant be any geek from OOT,
Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
Regulators!!! Mount up!

G:
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume
Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks
Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored].

Nath:
Just hit the east side of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G.
Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak
All you fish know whats up with BBV.

G:
So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis,
Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this.
I jumped out the ride, and said whats up?
Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck.

Nath:
Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail
These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail
Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix.

G:
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself.
I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth.
They took my $5k, they took my Stridex
I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next?

Nath:
They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go,
Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo.
I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow,
And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low.

G:
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I cant believe this happenin' in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath.

Nath:
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin'
It's a tad bit late
Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate.

I laid all them bustos down
I let my gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode
If you want chips sit back and observe
I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn.

G:
Now Nath wins the donkaments
And thats a known fact
Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track
Back me back me cause its on
N a t h and me
The Gildy to the g

Nath:
Just like I thought,
HIV was in the same spot
In need of some desperate help.
The Nath dogg and the g-child
Were in need of something else.
One of them games was sexy as hell
I said ooo there's overlay.
HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet,
Would ya let me play?
I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell
The next stop is the robusto motel

G:
I'm modding
Into a whole new era
BBV-funk
Step to this
I dare ya
BBV
On a whole new level

Nath:
The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo

G:
Busto
Downswings
We brings
Malady
BBV-funk
Where variance is life
And life is variance

Nath:
If you know like I know
OOT dont wanna step to this
Its the BBV-funk era
Funked out with a gangsta twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your ass is McBusto
BBV will regulate.

[/ QUOTE ]

This just might be the greatest single piece of written work in the history of man.

His Boy Elroy 12-06-2006 06:01 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
HOLY [censored]

HOLY [censored]

HOLY [censored]


SM, that was awesome. highlights:

[ QUOTE ]
Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail
These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail


[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
One of them games was sexy as hell
I said ooo there's overlay.
HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet,
Would ya let me play?
I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell
The next stop is the robusto motel

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
And if your ass is McBusto
BBV will regulate.


[/ QUOTE ]

faded 12-06-2006 06:03 PM

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can i have your autograph?

poisonxfree 12-06-2006 06:03 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
diebitter,

10/10

[/ QUOTE ]

Excellent.

Dan87 12-06-2006 06:11 PM

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Where variance is life
And life is variance

rofl

Jiggymike 12-06-2006 06:57 PM

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Evan > diebetter if only because all things music > Village People. I'm still very impressed with both. Also the Regulators song was unreal.

Evenkeal 12-06-2006 07:08 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway.

[/ QUOTE ]

How did you write verses that were not Sklansky related?

edit: in hindsight I shoulda spent more than 10 minutes on my product

2nd edit: I'm gonna go to sleep, but when I wake up I'm gonna come up with a second product (full size) that is gonna blow my previous flow away.

Requin 12-06-2006 07:10 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

...Followed by a verse giving Sklansky's answer

Superfluous Man 12-06-2006 08:09 PM

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[ QUOTE ]

How did you write verses that were not Sklansky related?


[/ QUOTE ]
By copying and pasting?

[ QUOTE ]

edit: in hindsight I shoulda spent more than 10 minutes on my product


[/ QUOTE ]
I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower).

Dan87 12-06-2006 08:16 PM

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[ QUOTE ]

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

...Followed by a verse giving Sklansky's answer

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"A man must walk down a minimum of 20 roads in his lifetime before he can be called a man, anything less is just too small of a sample size to measure manhood. If a man walks down over 100 roads he may no longer be called a man, do you see why?"

Party 12-06-2006 08:19 PM

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I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower).

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Congratulations. You are the first person in the history of the universe to think about David Sklansky while in the shower.

Flavor Slave 12-06-2006 08:24 PM

Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
 
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I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower).

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Congratulations. You are the first person in the history of the universe to think about David Sklansky while in the shower.

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2nd actually. Although it wasn't technically a shower.


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