OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
alright everyone,
We waited long enough for it and it finally came: the special david sklansky forum. I was thinking though today that it was missing something to make it especially "special" (besides arguments about sneeze warfare). Then it hit me: THE SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM NEEDS A THEME SONG I am accepting submissions for theme song for the special david sklansky forum. Submissions should attend to the following criteria: -be based on a hit song everyone knows -involve david sklansky -involve some hilarious content from the forum BONUS: include a special photoshop pic with david sklansky as the lead singer, or something funny and similar. Winner gets something I haven't figured out yet BUT IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD LET US GOGOGOGOGOGOGO |
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also for rhyming purposes the SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM can be shortened to
SDSF SSF Sklansky forum Sfo Shizzle fo rum nizzle |
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did ur stupid karaoke thing ever happen
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did ur stupid karaoke thing ever happen [/ QUOTE ] ban plz |
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Brown Sugar by Rolling Stones
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id like to take credit for bringing special david sklansky forum to bbv awarnesss
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BONUS: include a special photoshop pic with david sklansky and Tuff Fish's daughter [/ QUOTE ] Easiest FYP Ever. |
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god i so want to do this but can't think of a catchy tune
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"Mas Tequila" FTW
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my bankroll's in the pockets of my jeans
you pussy niggas couldnt see me in ya dreams I could see Sklansky rollin around to some TI. |
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i have a killer photoshop idea
it'll need some work though, all i have right now is a crappy paint version |
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Are you going to sing it, Gild?
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Are you going to sing it, Gild? [/ QUOTE ] if it comes to that |
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back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him back then they didnt want him now hes hot they all on him sklan-sky!!! when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why? 5 1 9, 9 0 7, three five five four hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea [ QUOTE ] Edit: THIS JUST IN :: ALBUM IN STORES NOW http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7505/backthenmt1.jpg [/ QUOTE ] |
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back then they didnt want him now hes hot they all on him back then they didnt want him now hes hot they all on him sklan-sky!!! when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why? 5 1 9, 9 0 7, 3 five five 4 hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea [/ QUOTE ]ROFLMASLFDAJPQEIJOFWADS!!!!!!!!!!!ONE |
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why was i thinking TI too lolz?
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ROFLMASLFDAJPQEIJOFWADS!!!!!!!!!!!ONE [/ QUOTE ] Thanks. Honestly I got the idea from when nath posted in this thread, because I remember him posting "3 zero zero eight four" or something like that in another thread and I associate that mike jones lyric with his avatar for some reason now. |
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yes, whenever i want to make fun of rap songs, that song is often one with some good quotes in it, that's mainly why i thought this was so funny
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This is the end
Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes...again Can you picture what will be So limitless and free Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand In a...desperate land Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain And all the children are insane All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of town Ride the king's highway, baby Weird scenes inside the gold mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake is long, seven miles Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The blue bus is callin' us The blue bus is callin' us Driver, where you taken' us The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he Paid a visit to his brother, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door...and he looked inside Father, yes son, I want to kill you Mother...i want to...[censored] you C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the blue bus Doin' a blue rock On a blue bus Doin' a blue rock C'mon, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end |
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back then they didnt want him now hes hot they all on him back then they didnt want him now hes hot they all on him sklan-sky!!! when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why? 5 1 9, 9 0 7, three five five four hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea [ QUOTE ] Edit: THIS JUST IN :: ALBUM IN STORES NOW http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7505/backthenmt1.jpg [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] ZOMFG WINNAR. can we get sklansky's reaction to this? |
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ok here's the image, via photoshop, looks better now, not perfect, but you'll get the idea. a take on a take of a classic:
http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/9...skysongun4.jpg |
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To the tune of YMCA...
Young men, there's no need to feel down I said, young men, pick yourself off the ground I said, young men, 'cause you're fishing around There's no need to be unhappy Young men, there's some books you can seek I said, young men, when your poker skills reek You can read them, and maybe stop your bad leak Learn many ways to milk the fishies (Chorus 1:) It's time to read the guy - Do you see why? It's time to fold ace-five - Do you see why? They have everything for young men to learn Implied odds and pot man-ip-ul-a-tion It's fun to bet Big Slick - Do you see why? It's fun to read real sick - Do you see why? You can make up a set, you can win a big bet every 40 or so hands Young men, are you listenin' to me? I said, young men, won't you follow Sklansky? I said, young men, you can make real your dreams If Moneymaker can, anyone can, it seems... No man does it all by himself I said, young men, buy that book off the shelf And just go there to the nearest cardroom And get busto/robusto soon (Repeat chorus 1) Young men, I was once donking bucks I said, I was down and had a game that sucks I felt no man cared if I were alive I felt the whole world knew I was weak-tight That's when someone came up to me And said, "Young man, take a walk up the street It's a forum: Variance, Beat, and Brag They can start you on the road to Super-LAG" (Chorus 2:) It's time to lay down Tens - Do you see why? It's time to bet the end- Do you see why? They have everything to fix your game But O-O-T just isn't the same It's time to push all-in - Do you see why? Tell God he'll never win - Do you see why? You can make up a set, you can win a big bet every 40 or so hands... |
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I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna do math with you I said I gonna debate with you You wouldnt want me have to hurt you to Hurt you to? I aint, I aint, I aint A buyin into your fallacies Im gonna learn ya my philosophy You wanna know about theology, morality? I know you want whats on my mind I know you like whats on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know You know I know You know I am a man of math Ill give ya somethin that ya wont forget I said venn diagrams relieve my stress I said venn diagrams ease my stress Ease my stress I know you want whats on my mind I know you like whats on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know you know I know You know Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun I am, I am, I am I said I wanna do math with you I said I gonna debate with you You wouldnt want me have to hurt you to Hurt you to? I know you want whats on my mind I know you like whats on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know You know I know You know I know you want whats on my mind I know you like whats on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know You know I know You know Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun |
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diebitter,
8/10 |
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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg.
Regulators We regulate any stealing of his property And we damn good too But you cant be any geek from OOT, Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep! Regulators!!! Mount up! G: It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored]. Nath: Just hit the east side of the LBC On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G. Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak All you fish know whats up with BBV. G: So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis, Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this. I jumped out the ride, and said whats up? Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck. Nath: Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix. G: I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself. I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth. They took my $5k, they took my Stridex I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next? Nath: They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go, Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo. I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow, And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low. G: They got guns to my head I think I'm going down I cant believe this happenin' in my own town If I had wings I could fly Let me contemplate I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath. Nath: Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin' It's a tad bit late Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate. I laid all them bustos down I let my gat explode Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode If you want chips sit back and observe I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn. G: Now Nath wins the donkaments And thats a known fact Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track Back me back me cause its on N a t h and me The Gildy to the g Nath: Just like I thought, HIV was in the same spot In need of some desperate help. The Nath dogg and the g-child Were in need of something else. One of them games was sexy as hell I said ooo there's overlay. HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet, Would ya let me play? I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell The next stop is the robusto motel G: I'm modding Into a whole new era BBV-funk Step to this I dare ya BBV On a whole new level Nath: The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo G: Busto Downswings We brings Malady BBV-funk Where variance is life And life is variance Nath: If you know like I know OOT dont wanna step to this Its the BBV-funk era Funked out with a gangsta twist If you smoke like I smoke Then you high like everyday And if your ass is McBusto BBV will regulate. |
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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg. Regulators We regulate any stealing of his property And we damn good too But you cant be any geek from OOT, Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep! Regulators!!! Mount up! G: It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored]. Nath: Just hit the east side of the LBC On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G. Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak All you fish know whats up with BBV. G: So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis, Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this. I jumped out the ride, and said whats up? Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck. Nath: Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix. G: I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself. I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth. They took my $5k, they took my Stridex I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next? Nath: They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go, Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo. I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow, And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low. G: They got guns to my head I think I'm going down I cant believe this happenin' in my own town If I had wings I could fly Let me contemplate I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath. Nath: Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin' It's a tad bit late Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate. I laid all them bustos down I let my gat explode Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode If you want chips sit back and observe I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn. G: Now Nath wins the donkaments And thats a known fact Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track Back me back me cause its on N a t h and me The Gildy to the g Nath: Just like I thought, HIV was in the same spot In need of some desperate help. The Nath dogg and the g-child Were in need of something else. One of them games was sexy as hell I said ooo there's overlay. HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet, Would ya let me play? I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell The next stop is the robusto motel G: I'm modding Into a whole new era BBV-funk Step to this I dare ya BBV On a whole new level Nath: The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo G: Busto Downswings We brings Malady BBV-funk Where variance is life And life is variance Nath: If you know like I know OOT dont wanna step to this Its the BBV-funk era Funked out with a gangsta twist If you smoke like I smoke Then you high like everyday And if your ass is McBusto BBV will regulate. [/ QUOTE ] This just might be the greatest single piece of written work in the history of man. |
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HOLY [censored]
HOLY [censored] HOLY [censored] SM, that was awesome. highlights: [ QUOTE ] Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] One of them games was sexy as hell I said ooo there's overlay. HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet, Would ya let me play? I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell The next stop is the robusto motel [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] And if your ass is McBusto BBV will regulate. [/ QUOTE ] |
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can i have your autograph?
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diebitter, 10/10 [/ QUOTE ] Excellent. |
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Where variance is life
And life is variance rofl |
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Evan > diebetter if only because all things music > Village People. I'm still very impressed with both. Also the Regulators song was unreal.
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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. [/ QUOTE ] How did you write verses that were not Sklansky related? edit: in hindsight I shoulda spent more than 10 minutes on my product 2nd edit: I'm gonna go to sleep, but when I wake up I'm gonna come up with a second product (full size) that is gonna blow my previous flow away. |
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How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man? Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand? Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly Before they're forever banned? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many times must a man look up Before he can see the sky? Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry? Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many years can a mountain exist Before it's washed to the sea? Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist Before they're allowed to be free? Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head, Pretending he just doesn't see? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. ...Followed by a verse giving Sklansky's answer |
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How did you write verses that were not Sklansky related? [/ QUOTE ] By copying and pasting? [ QUOTE ] edit: in hindsight I shoulda spent more than 10 minutes on my product [/ QUOTE ] I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower). |
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How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man? Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand? Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly Before they're forever banned? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many times must a man look up Before he can see the sky? Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry? Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many years can a mountain exist Before it's washed to the sea? Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist Before they're allowed to be free? Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head, Pretending he just doesn't see? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. ...Followed by a verse giving Sklansky's answer [/ QUOTE ] "A man must walk down a minimum of 20 roads in his lifetime before he can be called a man, anything less is just too small of a sample size to measure manhood. If a man walks down over 100 roads he may no longer be called a man, do you see why?" |
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I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower). [/ QUOTE ] Congratulations. You are the first person in the history of the universe to think about David Sklansky while in the shower. |
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[ QUOTE ] I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower). [/ QUOTE ] Congratulations. You are the first person in the history of the universe to think about David Sklansky while in the shower. [/ QUOTE ] 2nd actually. Although it wasn't technically a shower. |
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