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Can we all agree that it's pretty lame that AT > 56 on a QJQ6J board when 56 made a [censored] expert call on somebody's turn push (flop checked through I do not suck FYI).

I think there should be a variable used in poker that rates the gangstaness of a call and adds that to your hand strenght. Since mine was really awesome, I think he should at least have to river an Ace, and maybe only a King in order to win.

Fair right?

Also if you ever tank before calling off 1/8th of your stack with a pair > 66 your computer should expload.

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Dids is nothing in bbv

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this can't be serious...

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this can't be serious...

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SERIOUS AS PROSTATE CANCER (which is a pretty non serious form of cancer)

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C-

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agreed, the luckboxed counterfeit is the worst

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I think there should be a variable used in poker that rates the gangstaness of a call and adds that to your hand strength

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Lolz gangstur coeffcient, I love it.

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where is god when you need him?

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there was a pretty interesting "that's unfair, i have 3-pair" discussion in a German Poker forum, i think the OP of said thread is OpaAufPoka or smthng like that, he posts in German BBV. You should invite him to this discussion.

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AT > 56 on a QJQ6J board

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Story of my [censored] life.

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This isn't about 3 pairs.

I have two pairs.

HE HAS NO PAIRS. NONE OF THE CARDS IN HIS HAND ARE THE SAME AS ON THE BOARD.

Why should he get any credit when he didn't do any work? I worked hard to make my pair!!

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Don't yell at me, i'm not the one who made the rules.....

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F

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lol at dids trying to identify w/ poker players

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As Dids loses weight, he gets worse at posting.

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As Dids loses weight, he gets worse at posting.

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there is a game called poker [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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where is god when you need him?

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Call Raptor Christ instead

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where is Chuck Norris when you need him?

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fyp

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And as BuckLox says we should also petition pokerstars to give you at least some credit for having 4 to a straight (maybe win 50% of the pot??)

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Also they should let you bet less than one big blind if you want to because that would allow good players to utilize more advanced bet-sizing strategies.

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One Pair
Two Pair
Three Pair
Three of a kind
Straight ties with four flush
Flush ties with six card straight
Full House
Super Full House
Four of a Kind
Straight Flush
Uber Boat
Six Card Straight Flush

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can we also change omaha so when I get dealt a four flush I only need one more flush card on the board to win me some monies?

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can we also change omaha so when I get dealt a four flush I only need one more flush card on the board to win me some monies?

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That's even [censored] lazier than winning a hand without your own cards. Get out of my thread and go do some pushups you lazy poster you.

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Looks like you lost a pot there.

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dids you really have been sucking lately.. wtf.

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One Pair
Two Pair
Three Pair
Three of a kind
Straight ties with four flush
Flush ties with six card straight
Full House
Super Full House
Four of a Kind
Straight Flush
Uber Boat
Six Card Straight Flush

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what is

super fullhouse
uber boat

also straights suck balls in that handranking, UI sets even worse

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AAAKK = Full house
AAAKKQQ = Super full house
AAAAKKK = Uber boat
There should also probably be a duplex between super full house and uber boat:
AAAKKK

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AAAKK = Full house
AAAKKQQ = Super full house
AAAAKKK = Uber boat
There should also probably be a duplex between super full house and uber boat:
AAAKKK

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lmao

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One Pair
Two Pair
Three Pair
Three of a kind
Straight ties with four flush
Flush ties with six card straight
Full House
Super Full House
Four of a Kind
Straight Flush
Uber Boat
Six Card Straight Flush

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Pssshh, any self-respecting poker player knows that three pair beats three of a kind.

You also forgot that a seven card straight ties a super full house.

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DIDS IS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN RUN AAAAROUND OR EAT YOU!

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AAAKK = Full house
AAAKKQQ = Super full house
AAAAKKK = Uber boat
There should also probably be a duplex between super full house and uber boat:
AAAKKK

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how about less strong than a straight flush but stronger than a full house... the straight and flush

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straight and flush should be worth more than the ace high flush i agree

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I can only assume that fgators would be the highest level of VIP at didspoker.com

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straight and flush should be worth more than the ace high flush i agree

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Where should the 6 card straight and a flush rank?
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AAAKK = Full house
AAAKKQQ = Super full house
AAAAKKK = Uber boat
There should also probably be a duplex between super full house and uber boat:
AAAKKK

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lmao

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It's funny cuz stud actually has names for some of these, though they aren't actualy ranked hands. The 'uber boat' is 'the penthouse'. No bs.

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This isn't about 3 pairs.

I have two pairs.

HE HAS NO PAIRS. NONE OF THE CARDS IN HIS HAND ARE THE SAME AS ON THE BOARD.

Why should he get any credit when he didn't do any work? I worked hard to make my pair!!

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Omaha is the game for you my friend.

Though you're gonna get pissed when your JQKA loses to 2477 on the JQ666 board.

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You also forgot that a seven card straight ties a super full house.

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Seven cards to a hand? This is madness!

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Seven cards to a hand? This is madness!



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I can only assume that fgators would be the highest level of VIP at didspoker.com

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Fgators is banned from that site 'cause of being Fgators.