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goofyballer 10-29-2007 07:04 AM

So I had a date tonight
 
For those of you that aren't keeping up with the sexytime containment thread, you may not be aware of the fact that while up in Davis two weeks ago to visit my best poker buddy the-terp-formerly-known-as-CA, who attends law school there, I met a classmate ("Emily") who is a big cutie and kinda nerdy and very cool. We met on Saturday night, I facebook friended her when we got back to terp's and asked for her #, and we talked on the phone for like 3 hours on Tuesday night and set up a date for this weekend.

So, last night I went back up to Davis for a halloween party before our date, which she also attended; I wrote about that in the sexytime thread already, but cliff's notes = we make out a bit but she denies the sleepover.

Anyway, our big date was tonight! The plan was dinner and bowling cause we were having an argument about bumper lanes and whether they psychologically affect the quality of your throws, but we hadn't really decided on a restaurant. She said I could pick the kind of food and she'd pick the restaurant; I went with Italian and for a bit of authentic Sacramento flavor she picked the Old Spaghetti Factory downtown. We didn't discover until after we got there that it's actually a national chain with locations all over the place.

Anyway, we get food, I get a glass of wine but she doesn't like wine so she just sticks with water. Conversation is good, she's very smart and we have similar senses of humor. Food is good, after that she doesn't really sound that into the bowling plan so we decide to axe it and find our authentic Sacramento flavor at a place that actually is unique to Sacramento, which is a little dessert cafe with a lot of really tasty looking cakes. We share a piece of mint chocolate cake and head back to her place to play a card game; three-thirteen or something like that. It's like Gin, except you play a bunch of rounds where you make three-card hands, then four-card hands, then five, then six (where you can make a six card hand or two three card hands) etc all the way up to 13. She wins, but only because I don't understand the rules and unfairly assigned myself a ton of points that shouldn't have counted...so really, it was just on a technicality.

After that, and it's like 10:30pm or so? at this point, we just chill on the couch together and talk and make out for a long time. Nothing too raunchy, just cuddling while her kittens jump on us to get in on the lovefest. I head home (beat: 1.5hr drive, beat: work this morning) around 1am or so; no sexytime (obviously, if she doesn't even want me sleeping over), but I'm probably not even going to post if/when that does happen cause it would be a little too disrespectful. We made plans to see each other next weekend and it sounds like we might have a regular thing going on here.

Hopefully she'll actually let me sleep over next time so that terp doesn't have to keep pretending like he's gonna have to give me his couch every time I come visit for the purpose of seeing her. Seems kinda middle-school-ish, no? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

So, yeah. HUGE SUCCESS!

PJo336 10-29-2007 07:05 AM

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FIRST

terp 10-29-2007 07:07 AM

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i endorse

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SnffnMrkrz 10-29-2007 07:08 AM

Re: So I had a date tonight
 
Goofy,

Sounds like things are going well, good luck next weekend. Just curious how the psychology of bumper lanes came up in normal discussion, but I guess it's a nerdy thing.

Good [censored] goofy, good [censored].

BBV4L_TownDrunk 10-29-2007 07:09 AM

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tl;dr im goin back to the horse pron thread imo

Dakotasdad 10-29-2007 07:13 AM

Re: So I had a date tonight
 
Does your backside hurt?

Baloosh 10-29-2007 07:15 AM

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no sexytime (obviously, if she doesn't even want me sleeping over), but I'm probably not even going to post if/when that does happen cause it would be a little too disrespectful.

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WTF. Bros b4 ho's mang

Emily7144 10-29-2007 07:17 AM

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I'm not sure all of these pics of young girls are actually violating the protocol (though some of them obviously are) but i'm going to err on the side of caution. You can make a joke without posting borderline child porn. Way to [censored] up the potential of a good gimmick, actually.

goofyballer 10-29-2007 07:21 AM

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Who are you and why are you messing up my thread? Srs bznss only plz.

Emily7144 10-29-2007 07:24 AM

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Who are you and why are you messing up my thread? Srs bznss only plz.

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my bad. is that not her???

BBV4L_TownDrunk 10-29-2007 07:26 AM

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more pics of emily plzz

goofyballer 10-29-2007 07:27 AM

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uhhhh no? Is that supposed to be serious?

Emily7144 10-29-2007 07:34 AM

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I'm not sure all of these pics of young girls are actually violating the protocol (though some of them obviously are) but i'm going to err on the side of caution. You can make a joke without posting borderline child porn. Way to [censored] up the potential of a good gimmick, actually.

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Shadowrun 10-29-2007 07:37 AM

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OK Thread has become weird. But besides that Congrats Goofy. I predict you and Emily will enjoy lots of sexy time assuming you DO NOT write her an epic love poem.

BBV4L_TownDrunk 10-29-2007 07:37 AM

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NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

Emily7144 10-29-2007 07:40 AM

Re: So I had a date tonight
 
[ QUOTE ]
I'm not sure all of these pics of young girls are actually violating the protocol (though some of them obviously are) but i'm going to err on the side of caution. You can make a joke without posting borderline child porn. Way to [censored] up the potential of a good gimmick, actually.

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Keyser. 10-29-2007 07:49 AM

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ugh I know she has clothes on in every pic but that is seriously disgusting and you should be banned or killed or something.

cameronw01 10-29-2007 08:01 AM

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ugh I know she has clothes on in every pic but that is seriously disgusting and you should be banned or killed or something.

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Seriously, what the [censored]? If you have a real account it should be banned, and you should probably be arrested for good measure.

Chump Change 10-29-2007 08:22 AM

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ugh I know she has clothes on in every pic but that is seriously disgusting and you should be banned or killed or something.

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Seriously, what the [censored]? If you have a real account it should be banned, and you should probably be arrested for good measure.

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The first post was actually ok but the last two were beyond ridiculous and unaccepable.

Conspire 10-29-2007 08:24 AM

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I missed the pics, were boobies involved?

Georgia Avenue 10-29-2007 08:26 AM

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Anyway, back top the topic at hand:

HI5

Georgia Avenue 10-29-2007 08:26 AM

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HI5

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QFT

Chump Change 10-29-2007 08:27 AM

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I missed the pics, were boobies involved?

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No, not actual child porn but definitely beyond the line.

ConspirEDD 10-29-2007 08:28 AM

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not really, they were... ummmmm... borderline @ best, i guess

Labarde 10-29-2007 08:31 AM

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I missed the pics, were boobies involved?

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No, not actual child porn but definitely beyond the line.

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Thanks CC. I don't think it really matters if they violate the terms and conditions if they are obviously [censored] up and creepy like in this case.

Oh, and good work Goofy [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Chump Change 10-29-2007 08:38 AM

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I missed the pics, were boobies involved?

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No, not actual child porn but definitely beyond the line.

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Thanks CC. I don't think it really matters if they violate the terms and conditions if they are obviously [censored] up and creepy like in this case.

Oh, and good work Goofy [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Well the first post was just some young girls playing in a lake, which could've easily been and probably was a family photo.

So, haha, goofy's ladyfriend is 12 years old, haha joke made, let's move on.

But the last two (different girl) clearly violated decency and definitely had the intent of being sexual and provacative.

4_2_it 10-29-2007 08:50 AM

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Goofy,

Well done.

SNOWBALL 10-29-2007 09:00 AM

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very solid stuff Goofy. I hope this doesn't turn into a major catastrophe.

deaders 10-29-2007 09:32 AM

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good stuff goofy, just dont fall in love with her yet because that will mess things up.

4_2_it 10-29-2007 09:34 AM

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very solid stuff Goofy. I hope this doesn't turn into a major catastrophe.

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Huh [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Either way, BBV4L wins [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Teh1337zor 10-29-2007 09:59 AM

Re: So I had a date tonight
 
I lold @ winning of a technicality

gl

Keyser. 10-29-2007 10:03 AM

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good stuff goofy, just dont fall in love with her yet because that will mess things up.

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qft. Not that I'm a relationship expert or anything but I see how this could very easily be a problem.

Georgia Avenue 10-29-2007 10:08 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqLH2Sjatn0

nuggetz87 10-29-2007 10:21 AM

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[img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

prodonkey 10-29-2007 10:47 AM

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so goofy banged an uggo?

Keyser. 10-29-2007 10:50 AM

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so goofy banged an uggo?

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I've seen pics and pretty much no one could call this girl an uggo. goofy seems to have pretty high standards actually, which helps explain his drought.

ghostface 10-29-2007 10:53 AM

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these threads are so depressing

StarkNaked 10-29-2007 11:29 AM

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these threads are so depressing

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It really does feel like a middle school throwback as OP described.

At any rate, do you need some advice on how to continue on from making out to more sexy sexytimes?

I suggest pulling the "starky move" - giving her a kiss on the forehead == the blessing to go downstairs. Or you could just pull the less slick move-her-hand-to-your-crotch. Or just whip it out imo.

GL Sir!

kolotoure 10-29-2007 11:55 AM

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You make a cute couple imo

prodonkey 10-29-2007 11:56 AM

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I missed the kiddy porn? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


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