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Should I push from the left or right side?

What's my legal line if the farmer catches me?

Exactly how drunk do I have to be?

The bull is the one with the horns, right? Can I tip those too?

What do I do if none of the cows are sleeping standing up? If I wake them to get them standing, how long will I usually have to wait until they fall back asleep again?

What's the nearest cow farm from Circus Circus? I should probably take a cab because I'll be falling down drunk, right? Does the bus go by there? Does Harrah's have shuttle service?

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Would someone kindly move this thread to OOT so [censored] can ban that [censored]?

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I am pretty sure that cow tipping only works back east where the cows are really fat, slow and stupid. I would be greatly suprised if trying to tip a longhorn or any cattle that ranges out west would earn you anything except a trip to the emergency room.

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I thought this was really funny

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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...ramtipping.jpg

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Since this was posted in Brick & Mortar, I assumed this was going to be a "how much should I tip a fat casino waitress?" thread.

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I thought this was really funny

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but it belongs in OOT or LOL not here

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I thought this was really funny

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And yes, it does belong in B&M, because the threads it mocks come from B&M.

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I saw the thread title and burst out laughing [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] nh!

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I expect TomBrooks to dredge up this tipping thread in about 6 months.

Al Capone should have a computer by then, and be able to kick the cow in the nuts.

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I am pretty sure that cow tipping only works back east where the cows are really fat, slow and stupid. I would be greatly suprised if trying to tip a longhorn or any cattle that ranges out west would earn you anything except a trip to the emergency room.

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Cows are fat & stupid everywhere. Drunk and/or stoned cow tipping was just as funny in Texas and Illinois fwiw.

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and be able to kick the cow in the nuts.

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Anatomy lesson anyone?

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The bull is the one with the horns, right? Can I tip those too?

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No. Your confusing cows with deer. For deer, the males have antlers and the females don't, except for reindeer and caribour, in which both genders have antlers (the males have bigger antlers, though). Both bulls and cows may or may not have horns. You can recognize bulls by the obvious anatomical differences, and bulls are generally bigger, with thicker necks and a more muscular build. The bulls will be kept separate from the cows except at breeding time (usually early summer). You can tip bulls if you want to, but they are a lot more likely to fight back than cows. Don't underestimate the potential of cows to fight back, though. \Tthey can get pretty mean if they get pissed off, or if they are protecting a calf.

I'm a city kid, but my Mom grew up on farms and ranches, so I know a little bit about cows.

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Funniest cow-tipping story ever: http://www.ubersite.com/m/14857

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Funniest cow-tipping story ever: http://www.ubersite.com/m/14857

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LOL He is right, it is the funniest.

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oh, man, I think I pulled something

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oh, man, I think I pulled something

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I'm crying, man. Oh that's good stuff!

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Funniest cow-tipping story ever: http://www.ubersite.com/m/14857

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awesome.