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WSOP time. The Ocho and I leave Pure at Caesars with two girls who had flown in for the weekend. The Ocho has had a pretty tough month in the pit and is down to his case 3k. He's a pretty superstitious guy- especially when it comes down to red/black roulette coinflip-type bets. He hates to look at the wheel, never bets against anybody we know, etc. After much gin-fueled deliberation and planning, The Ocho and I slap down 2k each on black. Just before the dealer waves no more bets, Dani decides to stick a huge black voodoo thunder-[censored] up our collective ass and bet 30 dollars on red. WTF.

No, Dani, No!

The Ocho then proceeded to drop his last 1k at the Rhino and spent the remainder of night ever-so-gently spooning Dani whilst not receiving even so much as a sympathy handjob.

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awesome.

"for the love of christ"

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That video tilted me hard. She might as well bet $5 on Don't Come when you got the dice in your hands and $5k on the line.

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That video tilted me hard. She might as well bet $5 on Don't Come when you got the dice in your hands and $5k on the line.

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btw just as an aside, only 2k? even i have bet 2k on colors before and i have less than 1% of your net worth, strass. and how does ocho only have 3k anyway?

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he probably has more than 3k, but who knows.


I wasnt posting this to brag about betting 2k, its just a funny video.

Also if you have less than 1% of my net worth you should not be betting 2k on anything.

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lol, betting 2/3rds of your case money when its not even a lock falling asleep at the wheel situation and some girl is willing to jinx the [censored] out of you??

you guys are such hacks its ridiculous. Its a miracle either of you have money at all.

The only saving grace is that you were smart enough to save the last 1k for the Rhino.

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slot machines tilted me

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I get kicked out when I take my cell phone out to look at the time at a blackjack table, yet somehow you guys are able to shoot a minute long video. Thats running well.

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lol, betting 2/3rds of your case money when its not even a lock falling asleep at the wheel situation and some girl is willing to jinx the [censored] out of you??

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dude, that treacherous wench caught us completely by surprise.

and i dont subscribe to the falling asleep at the wheel theorum. my one ironclad pit maxim is that when foxwoodsfiend introduces a never-fail pit strategy to you (as he did FAATW to me) you should board a rocket sled and send it screaming for the [censored] hills.


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The only saving grace is that you were smart enough to save the last 1k for the Rhino.

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Did they allow you to use your camera phone or did you sneak recording?

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I get kicked out when I take my cell phone out to look at the time at a blackjack table, yet somehow you guys are able to shoot a minute long video. Thats running well.

[/ QUOTE ]haha, probably b/c people have used cell phones to hax roulette before

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Did they allow you to use your camera phone or did you sneak recording?

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its actually raw footage from a camera following around strassa for an upcoming mtv documentary.

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Why don't you two make a video of each other putting on your socks and shoes ?

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Strassa,

Have you posted any updates on how your job has been going?

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More people who would benefit from having me as a paid pit games consultant.

Also, TTIWWP of Dani, duh.

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this video was really funny towards the end, but who the [censored] is The Ocho?

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lol, betting 2/3rds of your case money when its not even a lock falling asleep at the wheel situation and some girl is willing to jinx the [censored] out of you??

you guys are such hacks its ridiculous. Its a miracle either of you have money at all.

The only saving grace is that you were smart enough to save the last 1k for the Rhino.

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strasser taught you FAATW?!? guess everybody's gonna know about it now and the casinos are gonna have to start adjusting. please don't tell anybody else, trying to keep this a secret.

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and i dont subscribe to the falling asleep at the wheel theorum. my one ironclad pit maxim is that when foxwoodsfiend introduces a never-fail pit strategy to you (as he did FAATW to me) you should board a rocket sled and send it screaming for the [censored] hills.


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a) [censored] you. i'm a brilliant pit strategist, i just tilt in the exception cases and blow all my money
b) would you change your tone if i told you that Al Jacob came up w/FAATW? not my creation at all

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wow who can badmouth ariel's pit strategy. im guessing you all just [censored] it up somehow

nice video

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Doesn't this thread belong in the "Who gives a ______?" forum?

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I am tempted to hear about this pit strag in exchange for UB BJ lessons.

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Doesn't this thread belong in the "Who gives a ______?" forum?

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GTFO, n00b

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pricless sng strategy

but itsfree ..!! loolllol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gk-4IxBDJA&NR=1

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lol, betting 2/3rds of your case money when its not even a lock falling asleep at the wheel situation and some girl is willing to jinx the [censored] out of you??

you guys are such hacks its ridiculous. Its a miracle either of you have money at all.

The only saving grace is that you were smart enough to save the last 1k for the Rhino.

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strasser taught you FAATW?!? guess everybody's gonna know about it now and the casinos are gonna have to start adjusting. please don't tell anybody else, trying to keep this a secret.

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the two of you did sort of, with some HSNL thread I thought was hilarious a while back. I have adjusted it somewhat though and most of my profitable roulette playing now relys on my "big and black" theory, as anyone who has ever been within earshot of me while I'm in the pit can attest to.

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dani is a bitch

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wow I never watched it but it's [censored] good.

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most boring video ever

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I clicked the link planning to be sympathetic to someone's pit misfortune. Then I recognized Ocho as the guy that busted me in the shootout this year. ONE TIME RED BABY!!

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Did they allow you to use your camera phone or did you sneak recording?

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its actually raw footage from a camera following around strassa for an upcoming mtv documentary.

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Is it one of those True Life documentaries? Those are really good.

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I clicked the link planning to be sympathetic to someone's pit misfortune. Then I recognized Ocho as the guy that busted me in the shootout this year. ONE TIME RED BABY!!

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http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/ima...e2/grudge2.jpg

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I thought my friends and I are were the only poker players that did this kind of sh,it. We usually smack it for like $1k-$2k chasing the cost of our table service upon leaving the nightclub. It usually ends up martingaling it until we lose all of the money in our pockets. For the love of Christ, great vid.

SS

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I clicked the link planning to be sympathetic to someone's pit misfortune. Then I recognized Ocho as the guy that busted me in the shootout this year. ONE TIME RED BABY!!

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Haha same for me except replace "shootout" with "5k limit" and "busted me" with "ran sick hot against me while I single-handedly kept him alive by winning everyone else's chips and shipping them to him".

-DeathDonkey

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So The Ocho is the "for the love of christ" guy? I'm like 99% sure I have played with him and that I thought he was a nit.

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good ol ocho, tried to give me money at 50/1 and couldn't despite trying his hardest.

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So The Ocho is the "for the love of christ" guy? I'm like 99% sure I have played with him and that I thought he was a nit.

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you have. and i usually spew. you must have caught me on a weird day.

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I clicked the link planning to be sympathetic to someone's pit misfortune. Then I recognized Ocho as the guy that busted me in the shootout this year. ONE TIME RED BABY!!

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Haha same for me except replace "shootout" with "5k limit" and "busted me" with "ran sick hot against me while I single-handedly kept him alive by winning everyone else's chips and shipping them to him".

-DeathDonkey

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huh? i busted in that thing in like 3hrs. the only guy i can recall winning any amount of pots against was scott lazar, who may have been the only player at the table worse than me. what seat were you in?

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Yeah now I remember the last time I played with you was a day where I showed up at Ocean's at 5am or something on my way back from Commerce like the degenerate I am. As I recall you lost like every pot you played which might explain why it didn't seem like you were doing much.

You must have been the one that infected me with this horrid runbad disease that just won't go away. Can you recommend some sort of ointment?

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good ol ocho, tried to give me money at 50/1 and couldn't despite trying his hardest.

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i was only playing that game so i could watch brandi play poker firsthand and see her accept sensual massages from david sklansky. sorry i sucked out on you or whatever.

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this video is awesome