Pushed at a store
I was at a store with my girlfriend buying some christmas gifts, standing in line for checkout I see an innocent young girl with a hat on that said "God Rocks" if it wasnt for the Nova eppisode I had just watched about creationism being taught in public schools I would not have mentioned this however none the less I started educating this girl in front of her mom and dad about the theroy of evolution, and how we evolved from monkeys, the dad asked me what I was doing, then pushed me, after I told him I thought evolution rocks the end.
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Good story.
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douche
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I would have stabbed you in your ear.
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lol
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he pushed you before u got to answer? or after either way thats pretty funny
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humm, I dont think it was socially unexceptable, however, very strange, I think he could have handled it a little better infront of his family
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No I told him evolution rocks in a very concerned tone then he pushed me
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Your ear.
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just because you evolved from a monkey doesn't mean everyone else did. i evolved from a walrus.
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ros;dc (run-on sentence; didn't care)
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Finally someone noticed. I've been waiting for that
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whoa, ed flurlong is always first...
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i heard he's a ninja
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You should have told her you [censored] God in the ass and didn't have the courtesy to give him a reach around. I think that would have lead to a better ending of your story.
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why didnt you push him back
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why didnt you push him back [/ QUOTE ] I stabbed him in the ear. |
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why would you even feel the need to bring something like this up, i know nova is an end all of information, but i probably would have chuckled to myself and dickslapped the mom imo
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It's the end of the world as we know it...
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