Where were YOU conceived?
 

Both my Mom and Dad agree that I was conceived in a hotel in either Zurich, Switzerland or Lourdes, France during their honeymoon. In fact, when I was 11 years old, we actually stayed at the same Lourdes hotel where there's a 50/50 chance that I got conceived. And no, they didn't tell me about it back then. I just found out where I was conceived in the past week when I asked both of them.

How about you? Where were YOU conceived?

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I've heard the story. Camping trip to a cabin someplace in AZ.

But the cool part was my dad telling me how he was racing a yellow Jag on the way home in his 1962 Vette, with my mother sleeping in the passenger seat.

From the way he tells it, the racing was far more fun than the camping and conception.

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My mother's fallopian tubes I imagine.

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My mother's fallopian tubes I imagine.

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Top-secret government lab for me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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BI just found out where I was conceived in the past week when I asked both of them.

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What motivated you to do this?

-more importantly-

Why did the answer not disturb you?

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I've had this discussion with a friend of mine quite a bit. I'm actually more interested in where others were conceived than where I was, because I don't need to think about my parents getting it on. However, I do think it's a fascinating subject. For what it's worth, the friend in question was fortunate enough to attend the high school graduation of both of his parents in addition to their wedding. Hahaha. Therefore, it could be somewhere very interesting like the backseat of a car or something.

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WTF?

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wtf?

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Eastern Long Island, Montauk I think. I'm more interested in the when though, and the answer is "during the summer of 'Who Shot J.R.?'" It's great that everyone was going nuts about that while I was swimming around.

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During a Motley Crue concert. Seriously.

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I just found out where I was conceived in the past week when I asked both of them.

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Did you ask for visual aids providing positions?

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in heaven with the rest of the angels

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I wasn't conceived. I was torn from the thigh of Zeus.

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During a Motley Crue concert. Seriously.

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if true, there's a 68% chance Tommy Lee is your real father

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Arby's Bathroom [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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I don't know where I was conceived, but I was born in Fort Lauderdale General Hospital. It says so on my birth certificate.

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During a Motley Crue concert. Seriously.

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if true, there's a 68% chance Tommy Lee is your real father

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I said "during" and that's what I meant. Not after, during.

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During a Motley Crue concert. Seriously.

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if true, there's a 68% chance Tommy Lee is your real father

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I said "during" and that's what I meant. Not after, during.

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I could easily find out where I was conceived, but I don't have the stomach to watch the video tape of the event.

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OK this is a terrifying story and I don't tell it to people that I know in real life. I was conceived on a camping trip that my parents took to Arizona. They were planning on having me, so they wrote the date on the sleeping bag they used with a black magic marker. This was the same sleeping bag that I wound up taking to slumber parties/ friends houses/ whatever when I was a little kid. Then when I was 10 or 11 by parents explained that to me and showed me the date on the sleeping bag.

So dozens of times, my parents willingly let me use the sleeping bag that I was conceived in.

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So my parents willingly let me use the sleeping bag that I was conceived in dozens of times.

[/ QUOTE ]Are you Shirley MacLaine?

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in the fires of hell

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So my parents willingly let me use the sleeping bag that I was conceived in dozens of times.

[/ QUOTE ]Are you Shirley MacLaine?

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Both my Mom and Dad agree that I was conceived in a hotel in either Zurich, Switzerland or Lourdes, France during their honeymoon. In fact, when I was 11 years old, we actually stayed at the same Lourdes hotel where there's a 50/50 chance that I got conceived. And no, they didn't tell me about it back then. I just found out where I was conceived in the past week when I asked both of them.

How about you? Where were YOU conceived?

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dude i was there. it wasnt in a hotel. it was in the bathroom of some bar.
Sorry i was drunk.

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bandung indonesia.

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I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN

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i dunno, but i'm pretty sure i was an anniversary present.

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at a bus stop

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in a vagina ldo

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I am Gods son. Im sure many of you have seen my loyal minions.......err I mean followers.



Conspire

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I am Gods son. Im sure many of you have seen my loyal minions.......err I mean followers.



Conspire

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would you ask your dad why he hates me? im a good person, i promise.

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I am Gods son. Im sure many of you have seen my loyal minions.......err I mean followers.



Conspire

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would you ask your dad why he hates me? im a good person, i promise.

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He says that you squeeze the toothpaste from the top of the tube(like a noob), when everyone knows that you squeeze it from the bottom as it is the more efficient way. If you can stop practicing this sin you will be forgiven.



Conspire

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thats a crock of [censored]. i always start from the bottom and work my way up. i even start rolling it from the bottom when it gets real low since i dont like to waste things cause i know there are starving kids in africa that would kill for some toothpaste.

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Anger is the voice of the devil.



Conspire

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nc--outer banks. ocracoke island i think, but it may have been nags head

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in turkey. true story, been teased with it a good share of my childhood [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] (turks are one of the etnnic major minorities in NL )

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Can't remember.

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in turkey. true story, been teased with it a good share of my childhood [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] (turks are one of the etnnic major minorities in NL )

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what about pot limit?

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in turkey. true story, been teased with it a good share of my childhood [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] (turks are one of the etnnic major minorities in NL )

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what about pot limit?

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or even worse, limit.

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in turkey. true story, been teased with it a good share of my childhood [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] (turks are one of the etnnic major minorities in NL )

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haha you were born in the same country as some minorities. that's almost as bad as being a minority!