brag/beat: new gf is a total nympho
 

Just started seeing this girl on friday. We have had sex 7 times since then. Its not that the sex is bad, its average. Its just that I havent slept in two days. And last night, she insisted on staying over, even though I told her I had a ton of work to do today and that I wanted to get started early.

I am, however, going to set a personal record for number of times gotten laid in one week in all likelyhood.

brag: way more sex than I can handle
beat: no sleep/going to fail school
variance: shes my friends ex

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variance: Its not that the sex is bad, its average.

You'll tire of bangin her in less than a week.

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WWOP

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I'm sure goofyballer can write a letter to help rid you of this problem.

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Bang your friend too. Oh wait, you pretty much are.

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send her to my house

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explain to her how the sexytime can become better than average.

Either the sexytime will improve and you won't care about flunking out or she'll drop you and your beats will resolve themselves.

win-win imo.

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train+pics plz.

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Only 7 times since Friday?
Not even close to nympho status.
Congrats on the action, tho.

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I'm sure goofyballer can write a letter to help rid you of this problem.

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lol nice

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wait i just reread this 7 times in 3 days = nympho? lololololololol.

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I take a long time, its a lot more than it sounds

under no circumstances will there be pictures in this thread

and its more the fact that shes been over every night, even when I was real clear I needed to get up early.

Not saying this is by any means a bad thing. But im so delirously tired after three days of three hours of "sleep" or less that my paper due tomorrow is going to suck donkey balls

additional beat: for some reason there is a giant dead rat in my backyard. Advice on how to get rid of it without touching it?

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I take a long time, its a lot more than it sounds


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how long can you take where 7 [censored] sessions takes up 3 days with no chance for sleep? do you take like 6 hours to cum? jesus just take a [censored] nap and cuddle during your recovery phase.

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under no circumstances will there be pictures in this thread

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Quick, someone start a new thread.

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wait i just reread this 7 times in 3 days = nympho? lololololololol.

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Yeah, none of this adds up.

GF being a nympho can never be anything other than a brag, as long as she's nympho'ing with you.

3.5/day is not nympho level and sample size is too small to come(ha!)to that conclusion.

also, i'm confused by the idea of "average sex". Were you both naked? I think even my masturbation qualifies as better than "average".

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under no circumstances will there be pictures in this thread

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Quick, someone start a new thread.

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qft, /thread this is teh ghey

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...ixsix/poop.jpg

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I think by average sex, he means "boring sex." Missionary position in bed with the lights off.

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I think by average sex, he means "boring sex." Missionary position in bed with the lights off.

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you'd want the lights off too if you were hitting this:

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...ixsix/poop.jpg

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ARE YOUR GOLDEN SHOES TOO TIGHT?

christ man.....bang the ho, buy a shovel for the rat, BS the paper, suck it up and drink caffeine.

also nymphos don't give a damn if you post their picture on the internet, what could possibly happen? more people will try to bang her?? oh god, sounds like she is really against that.

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average sex = not mindblowing but not terrible (yes bbv4l there is such a thing as terrible sex and you know it)

i also dont hang out with her during the day, thats reserved mostly for buddies/drinking, she comes over at the end of the night. First night she was at my place hangin with my roommate around 3am, when I traipsed home after chillin in a neighbors backyard. We mess around (not all sex) till 8, get up at 10.

Saturday we get back from parties relatively early (2ish) mess around twice , sleep at 8, up at 11. Sex again in shower around 12 (dont tell my roommates)

last night was same deal, in around 1ish, mess around till 5, up at 8 to start working

im so tired i can barely see straight.

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way more sex than I can handle

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variance: shes my friends ex

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she was at my place hangin with my roommate

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Yeah, she was "hangin" alright.

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this isnt a very good beat.

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yes bbv4l there is such a thing as terrible sex and you know it

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Only if it's got teeth, bruv.

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stop hating this is a solid brag.

the only beat is taking a long time imo.

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Only 7 times since Friday?
Not even close to avrg.
Congrats on the action, tho.

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fyp

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congrats, you got teh herp

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This thread makes me sad. I hope it turns green and drops off.

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this will be a brag for about 2 more days


at which point it will become a titanic beat and even seeing her name on call ID will put you on lifetilt

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7 times in 3 days is a definite beat.

i'm too old for that action. i mean, i'll brag about, i dunno, 3 days consecutively once each. but 7? hayooge beat.

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way more sex than I can handle

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variance: shes my friends ex

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she was at my place hangin with my roommate

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Yeah, she was "hangin" alright.

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this is actually a hilarious story. she meets my roommate at a party, and she wants to come back to my place thinking ill be here. my roommate thinks hes hooking up with her, and procedes to be a sketchball on the couch. finally i show up, and she literally comes running over. so funny, esp. if u know my roommate (he doesnt get much)

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Are you currently attending Georgetown?

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pics?

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U should get hit by a train for doing your friends ex.

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Condoms? or she's on the pill and you don't care about nympho most likely having super herp?

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Ok i like an aggressive line here, invite her over after work one night, and b4 she gets there hide the big dead rat in your bed under the covers. take her to your room and then say w8 here i gotta get somethin/take a whizz. then leave and come back and when you pull the covers off be all like "ZOMGWTF crazy bitch, why u put this big dead rat in my bed crazy pshycho whore, GTFO" and kick her out naked and throw the dead rat at her and laugh while your wanna be playa room-mate hits on her anyway.

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[] PICS

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U should get hit by a train for doing your friends ex.


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yeah srsly. Why would anyone willingly admit to this?

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easy solution

just keep sexing her till she gets UTI

then you'll get a break for a while

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easy solution

just keep sexing her till she gets UTI

then you'll get a break for a while

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Dunno, my definition of total nympho definitely includes not being deterred in the least bit by those kind of minor distractions. At the very worst/best, its a reason to make you diverge some attention to her other orifices.

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I'm sure goofyballer can write a letter to help rid you of this problem.

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lol nice

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Also,
Brag: Unlimited sex
Beat: You'll be tired after a few days.