Need Adivce Just got Joked by a Lottery Ticket
 

Game is called 7-11-21.

You get 3 chances to hit either of those numbers.

1st numbers i get dealt are 8+8+6... i was like omg hold on its 21...soon realized it was not it was 22..... if i did have 21 i wulda won 2k.

2nd numbers i get dealt are 3+3+1 so i hit 7...WINNER of $2 what a [censored] joked why wasnt that 2k.

3rd numbers dealt 3+3+9...... that is 15 loser of 100.

So i win [censored] $2 on a ticket that cost $1 which my dad bought. Im gonna tell him it was a loser since he told me to scratch it.

I am going to the gym then wasting the $2 on either 2 new $1 tickets or some kind of food from a 7/11. I will be going to the 7-11 tomorrow morining be4 school. So i need ideas on what to do with the $2.

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so close! keep buying!

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so close! keep buying!

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My [censored] dad bought it not me, i dont ever buy lottery tix or that lotto crap with the balls

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i had quads beat a straight on a holdem scratch off. so i scratch off the prize and it says 100 grand...

then i noticed the straight was a royal flush

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dont be late to your math lesson.

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So i need ideas on what to do with the $2.

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if there are any poisons available for less than $2, you could off yourself that way.

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Was heading to gym while i remembered i have till 10pm Central Time to have advanced registration for fall spring classes. So i turn back home after almost getting there. Withe the $2 i bought 2 mega million lotto tickets

I am in illinois my numbers are as follows

02 05 11 14 41 MBall is 13
23 26 27 52 55 Mball is 33

Both Quick Pick

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the only thing...and I mean the ONLY thing that will save this thread is if you win Mega Millions.

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He already said he might get some 7/11 food

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So you are stealing your Dad's winning $2 lottery ticket?

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So i need ideas on what to do with the $2.

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if there are any poisons available for less than $2, you could off yourself that way.

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antifreeze ftw

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So you are stealing your Dad's winning $2 lottery ticket?

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Pretty much, i lost bout 950 last night playin HU to scumbag had some sick beats. Im not gonnahave any money until i get a job or finish school and be a cop in the CPD
Damn i need money

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So i win [censored] $2 on a ticket that cost $1 which my dad bought. Im gonna tell him it was a loser since he told me to scratch it.

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Great double-up. nh

Odds say go all-in with a $2 ticket and try to double again, shortstack.

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i had quads beat a straight on a holdem scratch off. so i scratch off the prize and it says 100 grand...

then i noticed the straight was a royal flush

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had the exact same thing happen to me.... mofos

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So you are stealing your Dad's winning $2 lottery ticket?

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Pretty much, i lost bout 950 last night playin HU to scumbag had some sick beats. Im not gonnahave any money until i get a job or finish school and be a cop in the CPD
Damn i need money

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awesome, you will make a great cop douchebag

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get as many hotdogs as you can for $2!! Im not sure how many you can get, cuz im not so good at the maths either

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What the hell has happened to BBV?

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scratch card degens are the saddest type by far. sometimes when I am getting gas from one of the stations near one of the trailer parks I see couples going in and buying [censored] $50+ of scratch tickets at a time, it's absurd.

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I thought the title was going to be about the fake lottery tickets ---- LMAO ---- some people in my office gave one of these to the boss who was a bitch ---- it shows that she wins 2 million obviously and then they heard her whispering to her husband that she was going to not tell the office and quit her job since they gave her the ticket. BAHAHA She had to take two days off work when she found out that they had joked her!!!

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I thought the title was going to be about the fake lottery tickets ---- LMAO ---- some people in my office gave one of these to the boss who was a bitch ---- it shows that she wins 2 million obviously and then they heard her whispering to her husband that she was going to not tell the office and quit her job since they gave her the ticket. BAHAHA She had to take two days off work when she found out that they had joked her!!!

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that's pretty awesome lol

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I thought the title was going to be about the fake lottery tickets ---- LMAO ---- some people in my office gave one of these to the boss who was a bitch ---- it shows that she wins 2 million obviously and then they heard her whispering to her husband that she was going to not tell the office and quit her job since they gave her the ticket. BAHAHA She had to take two days off work when she found out that they had joked her!!!

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haha those things are awesome/life destroyers

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So i win [censored] $2 on a ticket that cost $1 which my dad bought. Im gonna tell him it was a loser since he told me to scratch it.

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Great double-up. nh

Odds say go all-in with a $2 ticket and try to double again, shortstack.

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You can't buy 20% of a $10 ticket. The lottery isnt unlimited hold thems.

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i had quads beat a straight on a holdem scratch off. so i scratch off the prize and it says 100 grand...

then i noticed the straight was a royal flush

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had the exact same thing happen to me.... mofos

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OMFG that happened to me to. It's so rigged.

Damn you, Texas Lottery! Damn you to hell!

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Solid brag!!! That's 4 buyins at my regular stakes.

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big gulp and a slim jim

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Next time, change $1 of the winnings into lucky quarters to scratch the next card with.

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

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My girlfriend bought some WSOP scratch off while we were visiting family in Pennsylvania, basically the ticket was just a basic holdem hand, she scratches off the prize box and its a seat in the WSOP ME if she wins the hand, she has 88 and scratches the board off and she has top quads, she starts screaming and yelling "OMG I WON I WON I WON....." then scratches off the area where the prize code is, but it says the ticket is a loser. She's flipping out going crazy trying to figure it out and finally hands me the ticket.

I then have to look at her and say "sorry hun, he runner runnered a straight flush."

Possibly one of the worst scratch off teases i've ever seen.

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Stab someone.

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Those hold'em tickets are great to sell in bars if you like watching drunks get their soul crushed.