Hidden Valley Ranch trip report
 

A friend flew a couple of us to Hidden Valley Ranch this weekend in this plane.

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We had some diamond-encrusted onion rings to start, I had the chicken wings covered in 24kt gold flakes. It was delish! Our dessert was chocolate-covered stem cells.

This place can be found near SF (SaFeway). We got there real quick in my rich buddy's plane. It took us like 6 parsecs to make the Kessel Run. PS This is one of my rich friend's buddies (not the black guy lol)

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One of the cool things about Hidden Valley Ranch is that they don't allow low class folk to enter. That means no immigrants, homersexuals, muslims, mimes, or BBVers. Now that's what I call one cool ranch!

I wanted to get a banana split, but there was already one stuffed in me. Next time.

It was a beautiful sunny day. The plane ride was great. The only terrifying part was when we were about to jump into hyperspace but the Imperial Fleet caught up to us. Our ship couldn't maneuver very fast because it was weighed down by our egos. I was pretty sure they were going to probe us anally with all sorts of machinery, but then Artoo fixed the computer and we celebrated by playing Yahtzee and thinking of new ways of being condescending.

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PS If you have been to Hidden Valley Ranch, I'd love to hear about your experiences with it. All graphs and MS Paint submissions are welcome, but if you want to start your own new thread about it I'll have to make sure you're not one of the unmentionables.

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Here is a picture of my good friend daryn after visiting Hidden Valley Ranch.

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He sure loves his ranch!

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very nice work

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D+

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Interestingly, even the Millenium Falcon did the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs, but six is very good.

The fact that a parsec is a unit of distance confuses some people, so I thought I'd clear that up.

Travelling through hyperspace is a messy business with all those stars and planets and things in the way, so you can never plot a straight line. Obviously the ship that can take the shortest distance is therefore the best ship.

Hope that clears up a few things before the trolls get in and try to debunk your story.

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

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Our dessert was chocolate-covered stem cells

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mmmmm stem cells

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Ouch. Just saw the original reference. lmao, friggin' genius.

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A+

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Ouch. Just saw the original reference. lmao, friggin' genius.

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link plz

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please continue

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lol

-Al

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All,

Hidden Valley Ranch was also having a sale on human caviar so I picked up a few ovary's worth. Delish! I paired that with some fava beans and a nice chianti. FFTFFTFFTFFTFFTTfft.

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Ouch. Just saw the original reference. lmao, friggin' genius.

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link plz

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link

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All,

Hidden Valley Ranch was also having a sale on human caviar so I picked up a few ovary's worth. Delish! I paired that with some fava beans and a nice chianti. TFFTFFTFFTFFTTfft.

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lol, tough to work in a dumb and dumber quote but you made it work.

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Here is a picture of my good friend daryn after visiting Hidden Valley Ranch.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/4...7f7cfbbe9b.jpg

He sure loves his gentlemen's relish !

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hahahahaa

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That plane is pretty sweet, too.

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Bump required.

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

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I enjoyed making this post.

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lol this is solid A+

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This post is hilarious after reading the original.

Well done OP.

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This post is hilarious after reading the original.

Well done OP.

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ICAME

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ya it was a good post A+