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milesdyson 03-18-2006 11:05 PM

guys
 
1. dont post quad hands.
2. dont post quad hands that you misplay.
3. dont post straight flush hands.
4. dont post straight flush hands that you misplay.
5. dont call/reraise with monsters.
6. dont check a monster on the flop after you raise preflop.
7. dont post 19 hands a day.
8. if you do post 19 hands a day, please post at least 3 that are somewhat more interesting than AK on a A2223 board.
9. party
10. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...godownhill.jpg

save the micros

TommyChong 03-18-2006 11:14 PM

Re: guys
 
Your skills as an artist are outstanding. I really like the little gap between the cars, I bet that was hard to do. But the real question is, as an engineer, would you really put a tree on the course of the roller coaster? This seems quite dangerous. But I am a teacher and I know little about engineering. Maybe it is one of those redwoods with the hole in it that the cars can roll throgh. Now that would kick ass.

MrWookie 03-18-2006 11:14 PM

Re: guys
 
Did you see Dubya's latest post? I think there's hope, but I do agree w/ you.

egocidal 03-18-2006 11:52 PM

Re: guys
 
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9. party

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What about Mac users? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

aK13 03-19-2006 12:09 AM

Re: guys
 
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9. party

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What about Mac users? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

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Virtual PC?

Either way, I think he meant party like with the drinking and the girls and the dancing and such.

aK13 03-19-2006 12:12 AM

Re: guys
 
And I think MODs should lock every thread about playing a monster.

egocidal 03-19-2006 12:25 AM

Re: guys
 
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9. party

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What about Mac users? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

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Virtual PC?

Either way, I think he meant party like with the drinking and the girls and the dancing and such.

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hence: "[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]"

bennyhana 03-19-2006 02:17 PM

Re: guys
 
woot woot

tiltaholic 03-19-2006 02:58 PM

Re: guys
 
is that the pain train?

milesdyson 03-19-2006 03:55 PM

Re: guys
 
yeah, its the pain train. i rode the pain train down and then back up yesterday. check it out

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../36session.png

Ignignokt 03-19-2006 04:07 PM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
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9. party

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What about Mac users? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

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Virtual PC?

Either way, I think he meant party like with the drinking and the girls and the dancing and such.

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To a Mac user, that's the only definition of "party."

bennyhana 03-19-2006 04:07 PM

Re: guys
 
This morning at cryptos.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5461/morning0bb.jpg

And this afternoon at Stars.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7...ternoon1vo.jpg

My poker patterns says it's "expired". I thought that was a free one.

tiltaholic 03-19-2006 04:17 PM

Re: guys
 
i guess i'm still on the train...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63...suckat6max.jpg

Toe-Knee 03-19-2006 04:22 PM

Re: guys
 
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1...tat6max8qw.jpg
There much more aesthetically pleasing...

tehox 03-19-2006 04:24 PM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
i guess i'm still on the train...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63...suckat6max.jpg

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That sucks man, I remember you posting a 200BB heater from 5/10 so hopefully that cushions it a little bit.

V4P 03-19-2006 04:56 PM

Re: guys
 
**GRUNCH**

imo, POTY... however, you forgot to mention Play-Along hands...They are rarely interesting, and always retarded

DavidC 03-20-2006 03:38 AM

Re: guys
 
Miles.

I disagree with points 1 through 4, I'm not sure about 5, and I commonly bust 7, though I shouldn't. Sorry about number 7. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Mainly, I'd like to reiterate that I disagree with 1 through 4.

DavidC 03-20-2006 03:41 AM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
**GRUNCH**

imo, POTY... however, you forgot to mention Play-Along hands...They are rarely interesting, and always retarded

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As the king of retarded play-alongs, I suggest that you should be allowed to post one of those per two months.

I want to reiterate that I disagree with points 1 through 4, though.

sarsen 03-20-2006 11:33 AM

Re: guys
 
Bump

nh. Definately add the rule about a play along...

DavidC 03-21-2006 03:24 AM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
Bump

nh. Definately add the rule about a play along...

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rebump to reiterate my disapproval of the ban on posting of monsters.

milesdyson 03-21-2006 12:44 PM

Re: guys
 
ok, dont post uninteresting monster hands. 90+% of monster hands at the micros should just be bet/raised at every opportunity.

im against set-in-stone rules anyway - this thread is just a "c'mon guys" thing. i just figured i'd throw some 'rules' in for added effect.

sarsen 03-21-2006 12:52 PM

Re: guys
 
considering some of the recent posts here in the micros, I'd say your post is a good idea. The list seems to have been the unspoken ground rules as long as I've been here. Since it appears we have lots of new members lately, it can't hurt to spell it out.

yellowbluebus 03-30-2006 04:54 PM

Re: guys
 
This would make for a great cheap T-shirt for just $2 + $5.95 shipping. More details here.

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/441...emicros3cc.gif

river me please 03-30-2006 05:00 PM

Re: guys
 
I can understand your feelings about these things however there has to be a time a place to post a monster. And yes I am of the theory if you advertise your monster you will get more action. Bet, Raise, Re raise. You win [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Buzz-cp 06-25-2007 09:01 PM

Re: guys
 
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2050/bumpss6.jpg

MrWookie 06-25-2007 09:34 PM

Re: guys
 
Nice bump.

Wetdog 06-26-2007 02:33 AM

Re: guys
 
May I add...

1) AA will lose sometimes. Get over it.
2) KK will lose sometimes. Get over it.
3) QQ will lose sometimes. Get over it.

What can you do to beat the tards who chase their A3 to the river to beat 1, 2 or 3? Nothing. Collect your Sklansky bucks.

What can you do with the Sklansky buck bad beats? Post them in the NC post du month (not french-I dont gaf). Will you get sympathy? No. It's cathartic. Get over it. Post something involved with alcohol or [censored] cats or something.

Really, strat posts have been done 1.624^28.833875* times. Look it up. It's already there. (Note to Mat & DaveW, make search better. kthksluvyabye)

Read the books. All of them. SOP is gold.

kthkscyabye


*rounded to the nth quadrillianth.

Shillx 06-26-2007 02:41 AM

Re: guys
 
New Belgium Sunshine wheat beer 3.5/5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Their Skinny Dip Summer Ale 2/5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
mylesdyson [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

bravos1 06-26-2007 02:51 AM

Re: guys
 
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SOP is gold.

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Suckouts of Poker - by D. Sklansky, Forward by :The donk that hit his 2 outer... twice in back to back hands.

bennyhana 06-26-2007 10:38 AM

Re: guys
 
wow, did I really play 2/4 at some point in my life.

nice bump buzz, i didn't have this one bookmarked yet.

Shillx, how does Fat Tire rate?

ciro bonano 06-26-2007 10:46 AM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
1. dont post quad hands.
6. dont check a monster on the flop after you raise preflop.


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Wow : you even bumped this (03:01 26/06/2007) before miles posted (13:55 26/06/2007) this. That's scary.

V4P 06-26-2007 11:50 AM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
wow, did I really play 2/4 at some point in my life.

nice bump buzz, i didn't have this one bookmarked yet.

Shillx, how does Fat Tire rate?

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I think Fat Tire sucks a fatty: 2.5/5...anyone else?

Lately, I've been drinking a lot of this stuff:

Stone IPA

Let me know what you think

Buzz-cp 06-26-2007 01:23 PM

Re: guys
 
i don't like that IPA. Rogue & Anderson Valley kicks alls that ass, but I can't get them as easily. I think fat tire is kind of a staply beer like Pacifico.


also to that other guy on miles's quads, that is a different situation, ldo

Absolution 06-26-2007 02:19 PM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
1. dont post quad hands.


[/ QUOTE ]

quad hands

bravos1 06-26-2007 02:38 PM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1. dont post quad hands.


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quad hands

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

MrWookie 06-26-2007 07:28 PM

Re: guys
 
So we give Abs the credit for what the n00b found 3 hrs earlier? It's great, but ciro gets my [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].

Shillx 06-26-2007 07:42 PM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
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1. dont post quad hands.


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quad hands

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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Please don't be fake, please don't be fake... [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] How much did you get beratucated after that one?

RemyXO 06-26-2007 07:50 PM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
May I add...

1) AA will lose sometimes. Get over it.
2) KK will lose sometimes. Get over it.
3) QQ will lose sometimes. Get over it.

What can you do to beat the tards who chase their A3 to the river to beat 1, 2 or 3? Nothing. Collect your Sklansky bucks.

What can you do with the Sklansky buck bad beats? Post them in the NC post du month (not french-I dont gaf). Will you get sympathy? No. It's cathartic. Get over it. Post something involved with alcohol or [censored] cats or something.

Really, strat posts have been done 1.624^28.833875* times. Look it up. It's already there.

Read the books. All of them. SOP is gold.


[/ QUOTE ]

The only thing left to do is lock the forum forevah [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Everything has already been posted and discussed - so what's the point??

LOCK MICROS. OPEN TWO NEW FORUMS - "QUAD HANDS" and "(NC) MICROS POKER GRAPHS".

Sup, bro?

bravos1 06-26-2007 07:50 PM

Re: guys
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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1. dont post quad hands.


[/ QUOTE ]

quad hands

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Please don't be fake, please don't be fake... [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] How much did you get beratucated after that one?

[/ QUOTE ]

I never fake [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]!!!!

and Wookie.. you are correct. I did not see Ciro's post!

Still [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Abs tho!

milesdyson 06-26-2007 08:19 PM

Re: guys
 
i think my quad hand is interesting because i pwnt the guy and am not asking for stratego content. current theme of my poker life is HOW HARD CAN I OWN YOU.

CALL ME MILESFTOPDYSON

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6.67SB, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, UTG folds, CO calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5.33BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, CO calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (11.33BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.

Results:
Final pot: 11.33BB
Hero Shows 8s 8d
CO mucks 10s Kc


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