yvesaint
 

hi guys,

if you have questions about yvesaint I will answer them here to the best of my knowledge

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Why is he so angry?

Why is he so French?

Do you beat up French Canadians? And if you don't, why not?

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Is he really asian?

Is really a French Canadian asian?

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but how much has he lost?

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what are his NL weaknesses?

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Why is he so angry?

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A long time ago, in the great before time, before Sklansky roamed the earth eating shoots and leaves and preying on people's subpar mathematical skills, there was a little boy named Yvesaint who lived in a town called 'le Frau frau frau'.

In this town, Yvesaint was happy; he had as much baguette and old cheese as he could eat, and although he had no friends, he had the complete 'My First Baby Doll Set' to play with whenever he wanted.

One day though, a great injustice was done to Yvesaint. One of the other boys in the village, we will call him GILFwulf, pulled his pants down in front of all the girls in the village and then smashed his doll set. They laughed and they laughed and they laughed. From that point on, after losing the only things he ever loved, Yvesaint swore to take revenge on the weak and innocent on internet message boards.

FIN

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Why is he so French?


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birth defect

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Is really a French Canadian asian?

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How can you be Asian AND French AND Canadian, that's just ridiculous

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but how much has he lost?

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over 600,000 Francs at the horsetrack alone

in the stock market, he made a risky bet against 'Camembert' cheese and took a dive earlier this year...for about 1.2 million francs

in poker, he's up about 10 francs over the last 100,000 hands

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what are his NL weaknesses?

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he bluff calls too often

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in poker, he's up about 10 francs over the last 100,000 hands

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He's a winning player?!?

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Why is he so French?


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birth defect

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Surely you meant le birth defect, eh?

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What are my odds against him in a 10k fight?
Why does he like the SSF so much?

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la, I heard.

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What are my odds against him in a 10k fight?

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he's got about a 50/50 shot of surrendering before you even get there, so I'd say your odds are pretty good

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Does he really view himself as a violent hungry christmas fish?

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Does he really view himself as a violent hungry christmas fish?

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he has multiple personality disorder...on any given day he could be

a) violent hungry christmas fish
b) girlscout selling cookies to raise AIDS awareness
c) a professional poker player
d) the other guy from Wham

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What kind of grotesque mutant children will he have with his soulmate David Skuhuluhansky?

Edit: use MS paint if possible

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What kind of grotesque mutant children will he have with his soulmate David Skuhuluhansky?

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can we get a photoshop of sklanksys head on some sharks plz

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if he tells someone to go kill themselves does he really want them to go kill themselves or is this french canadian slang for "go get me a croissant and a glass of port"?

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What are my odds against him in a 10k fight?

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he's got about a 50/50 shot of surrendering before you even get there, so I'd say your odds are pretty good

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so easy, but NH anyway.

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if he tells someone to go kill themselves does he really want them to go kill themselves or is this french canadian slang for "go get me a croissant and a glass of port"?

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see previous post on multiple personality

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if he tells someone to go kill themselves does he really want them to go kill themselves or is this french canadian slang for "go get me a croissant and a glass of port"?

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see previous post on multiple personality

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does the other guy from Wham! like suicide?

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if he tells someone to go kill themselves does he really want them to go kill themselves or is this french canadian slang for "go get me a croissant and a glass of port"?

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see previous post on multiple personality

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does the other guy from Wham! like suicide?

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I think if he threatens you with suicide it's probably the girl scout on a bad sales day, but it's just kids being kids, i wouldn't worry about it

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What's with his crazy desperate quest to become a mod?

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What's the odds the other guy from Wham wasn't George Michael's secret sex toy?

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If he had a hammer, would he hammer in the morning?

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One of the other boys in the village, we will call him GILFwulf, pulled his pants down ...

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GILF??? wtf, is that like those GMILF's skipper bob talks about?

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What's with his crazy desperate quest to become a mod?

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he thinks that if he bcomes a mod, he'll have the power to bring his dolls back...sad, really

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SHUT UP YOU ARE SO FU))KING STUPID
YOU SUCK
NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN
LOL

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I WAS JUST IMITATING YVES CUZ HE IS IGNORINGN YOU
I PREFER hOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY RATHER
THAN USING CAPS LOCK HOW ABOUT U?
ROFL
DIE PLZ

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is yves ever gonna become mod?

how do you all really feel about each other?

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GA,

PLEASE STOP IMITATING YVES IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG YYSCKY DIE IN A GREASE FIRE YOU SUK AT POKHER I ALSO LIKE THE SHIFT KEY CAPS LOCK IS FOR TEH NOOBS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE HEADS UP FOR ROLO DIE I OWN THIS FORUM IT IS MY WEBLOG DIE PLZ KTHX DIE STOP POSTING DIE KY KITTIES

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KY KITTIES 4LYFE

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I don't understand why this is funny, but it is.

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why is yves so silly? he's such a goosey and i for the life of me don't know why.

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Give a description of how yvesaint would look like on the following game shows, and how we would all think of him after:

Wheel of Fortune
Jeopardy
Press Your Luck

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Give a description of how yvesaint would look like on the following game shows, and how we would all think of him after:

Wheel of Fortune
Jeopardy
Press Your Luck

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...

Deal or No deal
The Newlyweds
Scrabble w/ my man Chuck Woolery

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the deal or no deal chicks are hot

but id have sex w/vanna white even when shes like 80