Beat: Met some Scientologists today
 

I delivered some packages today to the local Sclentology place for the first time. I've driven by there a bunch of times, and I think I even delivered some food (for a different job) to a sauna at a nearby gym one time while a bunch of the Scientolog1sts were in there doing one of their "techs" (lol), but this was my first time going inside the actual Church.

Anyway I've always found Sc/ientology fascinating and a little creepy so I played dumb and asked if I could look at some of the literature while I was there. Quickly one of the guys pounced on me ("Mailmen are dumb" obv). He told me he would give me a "quick breakdown" (lol yeah right...as if they would tell me about thetans and Xenu for free). What he proceeded to tell me was that the FONT of these books is un-IQUE because EACH has its OWN character...Wait a second, I realized; this mofo is hypnotizing me! My god. AND GUESS WHAT, [censored], I LDO HAVE TO OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY AFTER I LEAVE HERE, RATFUCKER. I made a break for it but not before he gave me a bunch more "religious literature" that looked strangely like catalogues full of stuff to buy to take home.

I'm so peeved at them for trying to hypnotize me I think I'm gonna follow ED's suggestion and magazine-bomb 'em, now that I know their address.

Variance: There was one smoking hot chick in there wtf.

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tl;dr. i can, however, confirm that anything involving "Scientology" is a huge beat

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Variance: There was one smoking hot chick in there wtf.

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You have already been sucked in, it was nice knowing you

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You have already been sucked in, it was nice knowing you

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I have the sudden urge to make weird Scientologist babies to not talk to for the first two weeks of their life with her!

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I walk by one pretty often and I keep wanting to roll in there all stoned but I'm afraid they'll kidnap me. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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tl;dr. i can, however, confirm that anything involving "Scientology" is a huge beat

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orly?


hey op, why do you intentionally misspell scientology like every time you say it?

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tl;dr. i can, however, confirm that anything involving "Scientology" is a huge beat

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orly?


hey op, why do you intentionally misspell scientology like every time you say it?

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Wouldn't wanna risk copyright infringement hehe. Nah it's kind of a joke really, but the fact that they have TRIED to sue ppl for merely using words like "Scientology" just further bolsters what a bunch of tools they are.

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fry me on your grill and feed me to your neighbours!

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tl;dr

did you hold the cans?

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Lol, tufat has scientologists doing thetan test on their little contraptions pretty much right outside his door.

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scientology is the funniest thing ever.

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whoisthedrizzle is a scientologist

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This is always fun. Start singing "Jesus loves the little children." They will actually let out the shreaking sound that almost blows your ear drumbs. Trust me I live in Clearwater home of the biggest scientology freak show ever.

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I walk by one pretty often and I keep wanting to roll in there all stoned but I'm afraid they'll kidnap me. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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omg let's both eat brownies, I'll go with you.

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when i was 16 i had to work at this amusement park on the santa monica pier. well after i would get off work on the weekends id start trying to walk back up the ramp and before i would get there they would have this booth of scientologists trying to talk to you and all the blah blah stuff they do.

one day as i finish up a shift in the morning and start walking towards the ramp i glance at this booth and there is this guy with his hands folded and he ends up giving me this mean mugging look and telling this girl to go over to me as im walking. she starts telling me about stuff and im like 'no' while im continuing to walk and then she stands in my way trying to block me to talk more. i loudly tell her 'no, get the [censored] away from me' and she is all stunned as are some people around me.

i ended up having someone report my to my works HR department because of what i said while off duty and trying to go home.