Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

lol as stated above, i was getting my wank on, the afterschool special, when the [censored] cat, who is very active and wild, decides to run behind the computer to fight the wires and internet box. I pay no attention as i watch some bitch take it in the pooper. i'm nearing the end after a couple of minutes, ( another beat) when the internet just dies. The stupid ass cat [censored] with some wires and shut it down. I jump under the desk, toss the cat out the window ( jk but that bitch got tossed out of my room) dick in hand, franticly trying to push plugs and buttons , i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding) on my bed and sigh a lonely, midly satisfied sigh.
the end
ps. this was like 10 minutes ago, i saved the computer but too late.

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In before ban.. great post though.

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Someone make a pun about the cat.

-J

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Hi Mike

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at least you didn't shoot a load into your mouth

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great post was expecting to hear about a spider on the ceiling and a little sister walking in the room though.

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http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/pc.jpg

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

Guess this one is appropriate too
http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/ceiling.jpg

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i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding)

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I recently read in a psychology magazine that most things said in jest contain 50% truths. Soooooo......

I'm pretty sure you wanna nail your friends' girlfriend.

Not only that but you totally wanked it to thoughts of her....

and most likely have before.

If I was your "friend" I would give you a nice KITN. Make that twice.

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i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding)

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I recently read in a psychology magazine that most things said in jest contain 50% truths. Soooooo......

I'm pretty sure you wanna nail your friends' girlfriend.

Not only that but you totally wanked it to thoughts of her....

and most likely have before.

If I was your "friend" I would give you a nice KITN. Make that twice.

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wtf

every guy wants the gfs of all their friends

completely standard

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Guess this one is appropriate too
http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/ceiling.jpg

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I lol'ed.

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

Laptop with wireless Internets FTW

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i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding)

[/ QUOTE ]

I recently read in a psychology magazine that most things said in jest contain 50% truths. Soooooo......

I'm pretty sure you wanna nail your friends' girlfriend.

Not only that but you totally wanked it to thoughts of her....

and most likely have before.

If I was your "friend" I would give you a nice KITN. Make that twice.

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wtf

every guy wants the gfs of all their friends

completely standard

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This is not true for me.

I would rather cut my nuts off than ever have my roommate's/one of my best friend's girlfriend.

she's a solid 6 but she's also out of her mind

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Nice post, well worded with the 'boner in hand' and your anguished cry of not being able to restore the porn in time.

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i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding)

[/ QUOTE ]

I recently read in a psychology magazine that most things said in jest contain 50% truths. Soooooo......

I'm pretty sure you wanna nail your friends' girlfriend.

Not only that but you totally wanked it to thoughts of her....

and most likely have before.

If I was your "friend" I would give you a nice KITN. Make that twice.

[/ QUOTE ]

You can't control who you are attracted to.

Everyone wants somebody they can't have etc.

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That pussy screwed you.

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do you ever think that people like OP are long time posters here who create gimmick accounts to tell us stories about their lives like this?

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LDO

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they'll let anyone post on the internet

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I know the OP. He is referencing my girlfriend in his story. He probably is beating it to her. And for the record, if cats could ever be balla, his cat would be the most balla motha [censored] you've ever seen.

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pics plz

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According to his friend and dealer Daniel-Henri Kahnweiler, Picasso improvised around the accident precisely the way Rembrandt was thought to have done in his free-form “sketchpad” plates, some of which anthologized different images of his wife, Saskia. “I said to myself: it’s ruined,” Picasso noted. “I’m going to do any old thing on it. I began to scribble. It became Rembrandt.” The doodle did turn into Rembrandt’s face, though in all likelihood it wasn’t quite the pure accident that Picasso made it out to be.

Because his plate of the Marie-Thérèses recalls the Saskias, he was probably, at some level, thinking of Rembrandt before he’d even begun. But, once Rembrandt was summoned, he and Picasso became one and the same. Rembrandt’s face on that etching grafts him in the prime of his smiling self-congratulation—complete with curly whiskers and feathered beret—onto the puffier, double-chinned visage of Picasso’s own middle age.

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i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding)

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I recently read in a psychology magazine that most things said in jest contain 50% truths. Soooooo......

I'm pretty sure you wanna nail your friends' girlfriend.

Not only that but you totally wanked it to thoughts of her....

and most likely have before.

If I was your "friend" I would give you a nice KITN. Make that twice.

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wtf

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I know the OP. He is referencing my girlfriend in his story. He probably is beating it to her. And for the record, if cats could ever be balla, his cat would be the most balla motha [censored] you've ever seen.

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msg no good w/o pics

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i'll get pics,

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

Another beat for the OP: I most likely called him while he was jerkin it, because he said "I'll call you back, I'm busy"

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bump

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pics plz

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another reason not to have animals in the room while doing that. I dont know why but that creeps me out.

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another reason not to have animals in the room while doing that. I dont know why but that creeps me out.

[/ QUOTE ]ya i just feel wrong like when im about to start i see my dog watching and it makes me feel like i did something horribly wrong