First time at Strip club (Long)
 

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Okay so I turned 18 fairly recently soo.. Friday night I headed out with a couple of friends to the local strip club. For few bucks more I got into the VIP section. The club was called DejeVu or something like that

After sitting in the back row of the pole in VIP club… I was getting bored watching. So I asked this REALLY REALLY hot blonde for a lap dance. For like 3-5 mins for 20 bucks (better hourly wage then me!), the girl will take you to this private space and work her magic! Honestly the [censored] hottest girl ever. The girl was perfect. No girl can even compare to how hot this blonde was...okay I am done DJ announced that she won some award for being the sexiest something…...

Okay so first part in the private booth we talked first about simple [censored] like her age, she said she was really stoked to finally leave in like 25 minutes. She had not ate any food, etc. She complimented my appearance and cologne. I told her she was really hot etc... She told me what college she was going to and her age, As song started she took off some of her clothes, she said I could touch her and then she went to work!! Her skin was like super soft and her ass and [censored] were perfect. She had this really small thong on and her body was flawless. So HOTT...


Anyways, later that night I got 2 other lap dances from these other girls who came up to offer them to me and since I was stupid and new to the strip club I said “sure”, instead of shopping around. Easy to do, when everything’s dark you can not really see their face and they all look pretty hot.

The other 2 girls I got a lap dance from were not even close to being as hot as the first stripper. Plus they were doing freaky [censored] like biting/touching my nipples, and there bodies had plenty of flaws. Both were a little overweight, one had small [censored] and both had mediocre outfits that covered too much.

In VIP club there were showers going off every hour and giving out all these free porn videos. I spent about one hour just getting rid of my dollar bills to different girls who would come on stage every song change. One of the girls did like a flip/summersault on to my body and pulled the dollar bill out of mouth with her pussy. ;-D


Point of this post is that this girl is super hot. Like I feel as if I am “in love with a stripper”. I'd cash out like up to 500 bucks to have sex with this girl. Hell I’d probably make it more for one good night:-D. Its not like I can not get laid, but when you have a girl this hot, o man. The hottest girl at my school is like nothing compared to this one. I don’t care if she has sex with multiple guys a night, I'd love to get with this girl. I dropped around 140+ that night paying for my own dances, giving out singles, and giving a few free dances to my friends. It was a great experience.


Okay back to that hot girl …should I...
a.) forget it about it let my excitement die down, and in a week move on to something else
b.) ask her beforehand if she is interested in giving more then a lap dance
c.) offer her a lot of money
d.) girls are not hot, get a hot boy
e.) stop going after stripper girls!
f.) Stop making long stupid post like this and start playing poker. (Get a life)

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Best gimmick account ever?

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dude, sounds like the blond stripper really likes you. you should go back and ask her out

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Where was this strip club?

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Both were a little overweight


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So you're saying that those chicks were fat? Yo?

Seriously, she's a stipper, she's not going to have secs with some silly high school kid. Get over it.

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Like I feel as if I am “in love with a stripper”.

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She loves you too. Really.

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lol

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Yet, I get the point shes a dancer not a prostitute. Yet, she was just really really hot.

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Where was this strip club?

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Ugh. This reminds me of my geeky existence growing up, one day instead of the arcade we went to an all-nude place (18+). They generally annoy me and only seems fun when I'm wasted, but the two guys with me had never been.

One ended up maxing out his AmEx by running up charges for dances from her until they shut the card off, had his car repo'd, and lost his job because he became obsessed with a dancer. He even co-signed a car loan for her (!) and was a mess.

The other one was a trust fund kid so he had more money. He later estimated dropping ~$40K on a different girl that he had met that day, and did so in a very short amount of time.

One claims that he got laid ONCE from his girl, on a trip to Vegas. The other eventually moved on and became a huge topless bar fanatic, and eventually got stalked by a girl.

Moral: don't do it. Your lust sounds like theirs, but when the song's over she's not your friend. Or, find a way to put a skip in the CD so the song never ends. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Its not like I can not get laid, but when you have a girl this hot, o man.

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(Your friend who didn't have sex tonight)

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Dude, wake the hell up to yourself. She doesn't like you. She does this for money. She makes you feel good so you feel good about giving her more money. The fact that you'd blow $500 just to screw this girl shows that she's doing a pretty good job of that too.

If you want to screw her that badly, that's none of my business, and I'd even say go for it... I'm sure it'd be good. But don't start getting "feelings" for her, that's just retarded. She couldn't care less about you, and if she hooks you on an emotional level, you're going to piss away a mountain of money, and get seriously hurt in the process. Just don't.

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uh...wtf...I know shes probally slept with alot of guys. But she would be a good [censored] and thats all. No feelings whatsoever...

She'd be a really good [censored] end of story. Reality check, I know she is not interested in me. Yet, I am just saying that she was so hot that I'd be willing to spend like cap of 500 for some good sex. Yet, since shes a stripper and not a prostitute I might be out of line to ask. Hence why I posted this, also to give my experience of my first time in strip club.

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Yet, since shes a stripper and not a prostitute I might be better to just drop it.

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Reach for the stars bro.

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First i want to say this post is awesome. Second i felt the exact!! same way about a stripper when i was about 22 , local strip joint also called Deja Vu. I went to get dances from her like 4 weekends in a row and got to know her pretty well. I was so " in love " with how hot she was and couldnt stop thinking about her. I then one day saw her at my job and talked for a little while. It was awkward conversation and she didnt look that hot at all in person. I had a girlfriend at the time and realized my girl was way hotter. I forgot what i was trying to tell you , oh yea i think they just look way hot in that setting only. I just remember it was a dissapointing experiance that did not live up to what i had imagined.

Now the hooker i met in Vegas last month , wow dont get me started on that story [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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Why would she take $500 for sex when she can make 2k a night dancing for kids who are madly in love???

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Yet, I get the point shes a dancer not a prostitute. Yet, she was just really really hot.

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She's in college? You can bang her for money probably. Gotta pay for that parking pass next semester!

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$500 for the herp? Seems like a bargain to me

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For the third time, where was this strip club? I think I know it and the girl.

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you should print out your post, put it in a shoebox and stick it in the back of your closet. I guaruntee you will have a really good luagh a few years from now when you forget all about it and find it while cleaning out your room.

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vegas. its a 18+ non alcohol bar which means full nude on stage. the girls are stellar

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Find out when she's next working there, dress up like a sailor, tip the dJ $20 to play "up where we belong", waltz in there and scoop her up in your arms just as shes pressing her [censored] into some guys face. You will both live happily ever after.

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A good mark is hard to find.

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sounds exactly like my first trip. Trust me, you will forget about her in a week

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For the third time, where was this strip club? I think I know it and the girl.

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vegas. its a 18+ non alcohol bar which means full nude on stage. the girls are stellar

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For all you guys knowing where this club is..realize that DejaVu is probably the largest chain of stripclubs in the world with clubs from LA to Paris. DejaVu also owns Pacers, Dreamgirls and operate Larry Flints Hustler's Club. They also own a lot of porn shops under the name DejaVu and Hustler Hollywood. So unless all you guys live in the same city I doubt you're talking about the same DejaVu.

OP, go to http://main.dejavu.com/ find your club and see if your dancer is featured on the website so we can all check her out!! That way we can give better advice.

Also a lot of guys here are warning you about strippers and while I agree to some extent it isn't too hard to bag a stripper. 80% of the girls i've been withover the last 10yrs have been strippers (i did work and still sometimes work as a bouncer at stripclubs so i had a little advantage). I don't pay to have sex with strippers ever, if i wanna pay then i'd just get a prossie. But you have make up your mind if you wanna pay for it or not. If you're willing to pay then set a limit as to how much you're willing to spend, this includes getting the dances just to talk the girl into it. If you don't wanna pay then just approach it like you approach any other chick, talk to her at the bar but don't get dances from her. You're either a customer or an interest to her. Just buy her a drink and she'll chat for a while, or have a smoke with her, just get used to being interrupted all the time because she is still working and will have to talk to other guys to make her income.

Also DejaVu will kick you out if a girl tells the bouncer that you're proposing sex for money so instead of asking her if she'll have sex for money just ask her if she'll dance at private parties. If she say no, then you won't get her with money and you'll have to just get her by hitting on her. If she says yes then get her to come and dance for you at your house and ask it discreetly when she's there.

One important thing is that you have to recognize when it becomes a lost cause...because if she isn't interested in you she'll take you for all your money.

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the strip club is up in WA state.

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Point of this post is that this girl is super hot. Like I feel as if I am “in love with a stripper”. I'd cash out like up to 500 bucks to have sex with this girl. Hell I’d probably make it more for one good night:-D. Its not like I can not get laid, but when you have a girl this hot, o man. The hottest girl at my school is like nothing compared to this one. I don’t care if she has sex with multiple guys a night, I'd love to get with this girl. I dropped around 140+ that night paying for my own dances, giving out singles, and giving a few free dances to my friends. It was a great experience.


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This is the most pathetic thing I've ever read. She's a stripper for christ's sake. Once she's finished grinding her ass into your knob for $20, you should immediately forget about her -- not pine about her afterwards.

If you really can't get her out of your mind, the next time you're banging a chick at your high school, close your eyes and pretend you're screwing the stripper. The end result will be the same, you won't have spent $500, and you're much less likely to end up with the herp.

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I then one day saw her at my job and talked for a little while. It was awkward conversation and she didnt look that hot at all in person.

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Sorry to bump this thread, but needed to add: if you ever need to cure yourself of a stripper, just stick around until they get to bright lights/kick you out time. It's a very humbling experience for most of those women, and an instacure for many drooling lonely suckers. I'm surprised the dancers don't scurry like cockroaches being attacked by a giant bottle of RAID.

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sometimes one of them has the magic (especially for a novice like yourself), the looks, the charisma. go for it--try to live the dream. why the hell not?? when one really is that hot... . but you need to make a plan, following one of the two options in this thread (for hire, or by charming her), and have an exit strategy to admit defeat promptly, not carry on all worked up and hemorrhaging money. I haven't really heard anything about WA, but in smaller markets I've heard about girls being pretty open to adventure/business. also, a third path is to tempt her with illicit treats, namely nose candy. take that as you will. PS expect there to be at least an 80% chance that you will get nowhere with her beyond what she's already agreed to do for your money in your previous trip. keep that in mind.

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a friend of mine went to a strip club here in vegas, he spent tons of dough on this one stripper (he was annihilated so he assumes around $500-800), she said if he buys one more lapdance for $50 she would go back to his hotel room and [censored] him...

he went back and passed out...he was awoken at 4am by a knocking at the door, stripper came in, [censored] him good, he did have to pay for her cab...but no extra $$$$

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This is a great thread... Paying $500 for sex with a girl you would normally never have a chance to have sex with (as you are describing it) is a gift! You will make money your whole life, but she will probably only be hot/alive for a few more years... You are only 18 once man... Just go back in there...( try to find a realllly slow night when shes working) .. be funny.. be yourself.. and MOST IMPORTANTLY... bust on her face..

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About 4 years ago a friend and I went to Ricks, a sleezy strip club near Seattle, Washington.

A stripper had the hots for for my friend, she couldn't get enough of him. He's a decent looking guy, short though 5'5" or so. But she was all over him, gave him 3-4 lap dances that night for free. Then they talked for 2 hours while I blew $400 on hot chicks that probably went backstage and laughed at how much of a dork I am afterwards.

He claims they kissed some, and he was grossed out by that later.

The moral of this story, get a stripper to fall for you and you can get free lapdances!

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Its not like I can not get laid, but when you have a girl this hot, o man.

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God I hate rebuyboy for bumping this.

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lol @ secks w/ rly hot stripper for $500. not gonna happen for that little, sorry to burst your bubble.

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the strip club is up in WA state.

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LOL. Go up to Vancouver, not down to Vancouver. The strippers there are hotter and the prostitutes are even hotter. Get laid, come home, and grow the [censored] up.

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This thread was like 2 years ago when I was young(er) and stupid. Pains me to read it.

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This thread was like 2 years ago when I was young(er) and stupid. Pains me to read it.

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Your avatar gets you off the hook.

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] snake.

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so you ended up hooking up with her, right?