Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[censored] you.
[censored] you .
[censored] you.
[censored] you.

i wish you the worst pain imaginable, one of these days i will [censored] do unspeakably horrific things to make you feel a slightest hint of the [censored] anguish you cause me daily.

i will anally fist you with a nintendo powerglove and then play [censored] contra up your ass. i'll beat the whole [censored] ghame with no cheat codes you son of a bitch pizzafaced [censored] munching bukkake victim [censored] [censored] [censored].

i hope all yoru kids are midgets

seriously hwo can you possibly call a 4 bet all in with a [censored] full stack with 95o that is not unexploitable sir i mean seriously i played [censored] 10k hands in the apst two days and am making like zero ptbb here is a graph.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...alpoker/m4.jpg



when i am angry i tend to break things so here are pictures of things i broke this week


http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...alpoker/m1.jpg




http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...alpoker/m2.jpg





then i was looking for something more fun to break than mice so i found a coconut in ym fridge. i went [censored] gallagher on that bitch with a hammer and my roommates golf clubs



http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...alpoker/m3.jpg

the end

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

whats that first item

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[x] probably a losing player anyway

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[x]Breaks more household items than bankrolls

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
[x] probably a losing player anyway

[/ QUOTE ]

THREADCAT WILL EAT U

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

is that a [censored] coconut?

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

I like this thread.

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

lol you can't beat stars 1/2

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

Try PLO, theres less tilt.

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
is that a [censored] coconut?

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

lol coconut

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

this thread is awesome

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

Thread cat guy,
Relax, you're legitimately good. If you put in the hands and don't tile and don't break like a mouse an hour, you'll make money.

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
lol coconut

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
lol coco

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

What did the coconut do to you? Bastard.

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

Yeah I've played with you and you really aren't very good.

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah I've played with you and you really aren't very good.

[/ QUOTE ] http://www.playwithlinn.com/Images/f.../oh%20snap.jpg

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah I've played with you and you really aren't very good.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ironic, isn't it...

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

would have been better if mspainted

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

Fake

[ QUOTE ]
i will anally fist you with a nintendo powerglove and then play [censored] contra up your ass. i'll beat the whole [censored] ghame with no cheat codes

[/ QUOTE ]

No one beats contra with out a little
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, ba start.

Funny you mention contra this guy made a rap song about it (my roommate use to be friedns with him). Pretty good and funny. Click on the song that says Contra Code.

http://www.sickabodsane.com/music.html

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
I like this thread.

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah I've played with you and you really aren't very good.

[/ QUOTE ]

dude if this doesnt result in a HU challenge im gonna be sad

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Yeah I've played with you and you really aren't very good.

[/ QUOTE ]

dude if this doesnt result in a HU challenge im gonna be sad

[/ QUOTE ]

Who do you guys think would win?

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

you wouldn't do it, so its irrelevant

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

I would if I got the information I needed from BBV so who do you think would win?

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

Move up to 1000nl where they will respect your raises.

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
Move up to 1000nl where they will respect your raises.

[/ QUOTE ]

People still bring this material?

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
I would if I got the information I needed from BBV so who do you think would win?

[/ QUOTE ]

of course you would win, you'd destroy him

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
I would if I got the information I needed from BBV so who do you think would win?

[/ QUOTE ]

personally I think your HU game is less wrong than your 6max game from a game theory perspective, and I know pennpal is a decent nit, so I dont think I could peg a clear favorite.

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

awesome OP

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I would if I got the information I needed from BBV so who do you think would win?

[/ QUOTE ]

of course you would win, you'd destroy him

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]

i will anally fist you with a nintendo powerglove and then play [censored] contra up your ass. i'll beat the whole [censored] ghame with no cheat codes

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

dear all,
i am pennpal's roomate, and i enjoy my coconuts, so pls to stop 2 outing him kthx

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah I've played with you and you really aren't very good.

[/ QUOTE ]

Legitimate LOL. Thank you FGators.

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

Dealt to RebuyFoolAA [Jd Qc]
$trategy: folds
RebuyFoolAA: raises $6 to $8
azs1077: calls $8
hamint: folds
stbpoker: folds
pennpal: raises $22 to $30
RebuyFoolAA: raises $70 to $100
azs1077: folds
pennpal: raises $152.65 to $252.65 and is all-in
azs1077 said, "nice"
RebuyFoolAA: calls $117.35 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9h Qs 4s]
*** TURN *** [9h Qs 4s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [9h Qs 4s 8h] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pennpal: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
RebuyFoolAA: shows [Jd Qc] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
RebuyFoolAA collected $440.70 from pot

<3<3<3

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

This thread delivers, and I even LOL'd.

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
dear all,
i am pennpal's roomate, and i enjoy my coconuts, so pls to stop 2 outing him kthx

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah but you play like 50nl

Re: Dear Stars 200nl players,
 

[ QUOTE ]
dear all,
i am pennpal's roomate, and i enjoy my coconuts, so pls to stop 2 outing him kthx

[/ QUOTE ]
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