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DonkeyKongSr 11-06-2007 04:34 PM

Weiner dog eats baby\'s weiner
 
Wow this sucks. Imagine growing up and living with the fact that a dachshund ate your dick.

Link to story

DonkeyKongSr 11-06-2007 04:56 PM

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More detailed story

Apparently the dad left the baby asleep on his girlfriend's couch while they went to "sleep" in another room.

agent_fish 11-06-2007 09:40 PM

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Wow, looks like his weiner was destroyed too bad to be reattached. What is the kid going to do for a weiner now? Will he be forced to go through life without a weiner? I'm going to google "life without a weiner".

jstnrgrs 11-06-2007 10:03 PM

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Maybe they could raise him as a girl. It has been done before. link

kamana 11-06-2007 11:41 PM

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Maybe they could raise him as a girl. It has been done before. link

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"Reimer later went public with his story to discourage similar medical practices. He committed suicide at the age of 38."

Quicksilvre 11-06-2007 11:52 PM

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Maybe they could raise him as a girl. It has been done before. link

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"Reimer later went public with his story to discourage similar medical practices. He committed suicide at the age of 38."

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Ah, beat me to it. Yeah, raising this kid as a girl does not look promising.

Grey 11-07-2007 04:10 AM

Re: Weiner dog eats baby\'s weiner
 
I'm sure in 14-15 years we'll have the technology to do something.

Keyser. 11-07-2007 04:18 AM

Re: Weiner dog eats baby\'s weiner
 
what a terrible story

bottomset 11-07-2007 07:10 AM

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I'm sure in 14-15 years we'll have the technology to do something.

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stem cells ftw

poor little guy

Boise123 11-07-2007 06:26 PM

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Sad

Madman Madman 11-08-2007 07:45 AM

Re: Weiner dog eats baby\'s weiner
 
[x] you are what you eat

4 High 11-08-2007 10:57 AM

Re: Weiner dog eats baby\'s weiner
 
WTF? I can't imagine a dog biting off a penis without the child's screams waking up the parents. Maybe the dog was trained to kill or fight or something? It just doesn't add up to me.

XXXNoahXXX 11-08-2007 12:32 PM

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WTF? I can't imagine a dog biting off a penis without the child's screams waking up the parents. Maybe the dog was trained to kill or fight or something? It just doesn't add up to me.

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parents left him in the living room while they went in the bedroom probably to screw, shoot up, whatever. also dog was probably just tearing at diaper and ripped penis off incidentally.

Yikes 11-09-2007 07:04 PM

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"chewed through the child's dirty diaper, police said Monday"

I bet if the diaper wasn't dirty, the child would still have his pecker.

Q8offsuit 11-18-2007 02:37 PM

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DOGS [censored] SUCK!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!


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