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joes28 10-22-2007 03:18 PM

looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/form-searchadv.aspx

lot of high quality ass, and the best part is they are trapped!

Smell The Glove 10-22-2007 03:27 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
wow i'm really disappointed. only three straight white women under 22 came up on my search, and they look like this:

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1973/z77669sp2.jpg

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8636/z1142018th5.jpg

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2061/z1286886px6.jpg



btw, i'll probably spend the rest of my day looking for hot black chicks on here.

Smell The Glove 10-22-2007 03:42 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
oh baby here we go now we're talking.
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5752/zr77920ad3.jpg

Race: Caucasian Seeking Donations: No
Religion: Catholic HomeTown: St. Louis, MO
Earliest Release Date: 04/14/2013 Marital Status Single
Date of Birth: 1/5/1984 Latest Release Date: 2013
Eyes: Hazel Incarcerated Since: 2005
Hair: Brown Ad Type: Personal
Sexual Orientation: BiSexual Sex: Female
Correspond Overseas: Yes Incarcerated For: See Crime
Seeking Legal Help: No Astrological Sign: Capricorn
On Death Row: No Ad Started On: 3/1/2007
Serving Life Sentence: No Ad Ends On: 5/1/2008

Incarcerated for: Aggravated Battery of a Child

sounds like the complete package imo

Smell The Glove 10-22-2007 03:44 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1928/z1145847bk3.jpg
This girl is serving a life sentence for murder. cute face afaik.

AHoboOnFire 10-22-2007 03:44 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
[ QUOTE ]
Incarcerated for: Aggravated Battery of a Child

sounds like the complete package imo

[/ QUOTE ]
QFimo

Droogie 10-22-2007 03:47 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/images...z-176017-2.jpg

Race: Caucasian Seeking Donations: No
Religion: Non-denominational HomeTown: n/a
Earliest Release Date: 2011 Marital Status Single
Date of Birth: 9/26/1980 Latest Release Date: 2011
Eyes: Hazel Incarcerated Since: 2003
Hair: Brown Ad Type: Personal
Sexual Orientation: Straight Sex: Female
Correspond Overseas: Yes Incarcerated For: See Crime
Seeking Legal Help: No Astrological Sign: Libra
On Death Row: No Ad Started On: 4/1/2007
Serving Life Sentence: No Ad Ends On: 4/1/2008

Incarcerated for: Manslaughter 2nd degree, Assault 2nd degree, DUI

Nice...

AHoboOnFire 10-22-2007 03:48 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
she got drunk, drove, and killed someone.


probably.

Droogie 10-22-2007 03:50 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
Sounds like she'd be fun at parties imo.

drunk.hole 10-22-2007 03:51 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
[ QUOTE ]
she got drunk, drove, and killed someone.


probably.

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my kind of girl

tarheeljks 10-22-2007 03:56 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
well, you won't have to worry about the drop-in

RayPowers 10-22-2007 03:58 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
18-30, Female, Arizona, Pics required was apparently too narrow a search. No Results found. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Ray

Smell The Glove 10-22-2007 04:05 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/751/zx07919hg8.jpg

[ QUOTE ]
In the future, I would like to see myself with a respectable family, a loving husband (I have never been married), and hopefully my own business.

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Incarcerated for: Embezzelment

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pretty cute though.

Smell The Glove 10-22-2007 04:16 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
sorry for spamming this thread, but i find caged heat strangely arousing. gonna be requesting a conjugal visit roleplay from gf sometime this week.


btw, only one chick on death row came up on the search, and she's 60. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

AHoboOnFire 10-22-2007 04:22 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q.../z-1419726.jpg

Hello!



I am excited about meeting fun, creative, confident people to write to and get to know.



My main interests include: exotic travel destinations, motorcycles, art, movies and music like Beasties, Beatles, Beethoven, Floyd, Zeppelin, and Rob Zombie. Some of my favorite places are: Amsterdam, Sturgis, Mexico, Vegas, and private beaches! I enjoy playing chess, cards, Frisbee, volleyball, and I love to read scary novels, biographies and true crime. Sports: hockey, racing, football. On sunny days I like to fish, swim, sun bathe, sail and snorkel. Having fun to me is laughing with friends, sharing jokes and celebrating life. I am passionate, spirited, strong, outgoing, insightful, friendly and loyal.



Please write soon and include photos and any artwork. No haters or players.

Race: Caucasian Seeking Donations: No
Religion: Christian HomeTown: Houston, TX
Earliest Release Date: 12/24/2024 Marital Status Single
Date of Birth: 11/8/1971 Latest Release Date: 2044
Eyes: Brown Incarcerated Since: 2004
Hair: Brown Ad Type: Personal
Sexual Orientation: Straight Sex: Female
Correspond Overseas: Yes Incarcerated For: Murder 1st degree
Seeking Legal Help: No Astrological Sign: Scorpio
On Death Row: No Ad Started On: 11/1/2007
Serving Life Sentence: No Ad Ends On: 11/1/2008

drunk.hole 10-22-2007 04:29 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-278888.jpg

[ QUOTE ]
A little about me: I'm 29 years old, 5'4” and I weigh 135 lbs. I'm divorced and I have one daughter. I love the outdoors and being in the sunshine.

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LOL

Quanah Parker 10-22-2007 04:35 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
Wow, they've got their own forum.

Goodbye twoplustwo, I've got the women prisoner's forum!!!

AHoboOnFire 10-22-2007 04:50 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
one hypothetical query: do you think they shave their legs in the joint?

Georgia Avenue 10-22-2007 04:53 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
omnomnomnom

deleteduser 10-22-2007 04:54 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
[ QUOTE ]

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-278888.jpg

[ QUOTE ]
A little about me: I'm 29 years old, 5'4” and I weigh 135 lbs. I'm divorced and I have one daughter. I love the outdoors and being in the sunshine.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

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Shes cute

destro 10-22-2007 04:56 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-w52536.jpg

Its entire possible I'm the woman your mother warned you about. I'm not at all romantic enough. I like candles but mainly because I enjoy seeing what's going on.

My body is quite shapely: 5'6”, 36D-30-34. I like adventure in bed. I've been describe as wild or a hellcat.
I know the meaning of honesty, loyalty and devotion. But I'm more inclined to break all the rules. I'm not at all a conventional lover.



I have my secrets held captive in a deep, dark place. Yes, I'm in prison. I've made huge mistakes; I take responsibility for all of them.



I enjoy being spoiled and pampered. I'm nowhere near perfect unless your idea of perfection is how very naughty I can be.



I'm Prada and Dolce and Gabbana in my dreams. In reality I like you in Kennith Cole and Ralph Lauren. Tell me everything about you. I'd like to enjoy your company.



I know how to please my man. So write me and tell me all about you. I promise to write all who respond to my ad.

Race: Caucasian Seeking Donations: Yes
Religion: Other HomeTown: Orick, CA
Earliest Release Date: 06/26/2010 Marital Status Single
Date of Birth: 5/22/1972 Latest Release Date: Unknown
Eyes: Blue Incarcerated Since: 1993
Hair: Blonde Ad Type: Personal
Sexual Orientation: Straight Sex: Female
Correspond Overseas: Yes Incarcerated For: See Crime
Seeking Legal Help: No Astrological Sign: Gemini
On Death Row: No Ad Started On: 2/1/2007
Serving Life Sentence: Yes Ad Ends On: 2/1/2008


...in for murder

AHoboOnFire 10-22-2007 04:58 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
I was thrown out of school my first day of kindergarten because I wore a dress without panties. The other kids and I were all jumping and playing in class when suddenly my teacher screamed my name in a blood curdling shriek that could almost shatter glass. Then she snatched me up to remove me in case my own legs couldn't carry me fast enough. I thought she had lost her mind so you can bet I kept an eye on her after a stunt like that.



The Parole Board is scheduled to vote on whether they will release me July 2008. If they say yes I'll be released within 45 days after that.



I love carnivals and I would go with my love to the fortune teller's tent where she would tell him he has the mark of the were-wolf in his palm. Then we would go ride the Ferris wheel and he would kiss me every time we reached the top. After that we'll go home and start a fire in the fireplace and sip wine, sitting on the couch. My pulse will race and he'll begin to feel lust in a strange, wild way he's never felt before because he isn't just human anymore. He starts to slowly lower his mouth toward my neck, fangs bared, pause looking confused, then he'll lick his lips, before opening his mouth wider, exposing more fangs and start moving toward my neck again…



Later he'll ask me, “was it as good for you as it was for me”?



I'll say, “Yes, my love”.



If the villagers come to try to take him away I'll fight them off with a flaming torch. Later I'll softly scratch his stomach to make his muzzle smile, manicure his claws, fluff and comb the hair growing on his ears and most of all, love him with all my heart.



If you are my true love, the were-wolf the gypsies sang song about for centuries around their campfires, because they knew you would come someday, write to me.

W...
T...
F...

Smell The Glove 10-22-2007 05:01 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
[ QUOTE ]
I was thrown out of school my first day of kindergarten because I wore a dress without panties. The other kids and I were all jumping and playing in class when suddenly my teacher screamed my name in a blood curdling shriek that could almost shatter glass. Then she snatched me up to remove me in case my own legs couldn't carry me fast enough. I thought she had lost her mind so you can bet I kept an eye on her after a stunt like that.



The Parole Board is scheduled to vote on whether they will release me July 2008. If they say yes I'll be released within 45 days after that.



I love carnivals and I would go with my love to the fortune teller's tent where she would tell him he has the mark of the were-wolf in his palm. Then we would go ride the Ferris wheel and he would kiss me every time we reached the top. After that we'll go home and start a fire in the fireplace and sip wine, sitting on the couch. My pulse will race and he'll begin to feel lust in a strange, wild way he's never felt before because he isn't just human anymore. He starts to slowly lower his mouth toward my neck, fangs bared, pause looking confused, then he'll lick his lips, before opening his mouth wider, exposing more fangs and start moving toward my neck again…



Later he'll ask me, “was it as good for you as it was for me”?



I'll say, “Yes, my love”.



If the villagers come to try to take him away I'll fight them off with a flaming torch. Later I'll softly scratch his stomach to make his muzzle smile, manicure his claws, fluff and comb the hair growing on his ears and most of all, love him with all my heart.



If you are my true love, the were-wolf the gypsies sang song about for centuries around their campfires, because they knew you would come someday, write to me.

W...
T...
F...

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wow link? i think i just found my future wife

Georgia Avenue 10-22-2007 05:03 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
hmmm, that writing style looks familiar...was that chick a scientologist?

soko 10-22-2007 05:03 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
[ QUOTE ]

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-278888.jpg

[ QUOTE ]
A little about me: I'm 29 years old, 5'4” and I weigh 135 lbs. I'm divorced and I have one daughter. I love the outdoors and being in the sunshine.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

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Prisoners get to go outside silly.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9027/14096226mu4.jpg

AHoboOnFire 10-22-2007 05:07 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
[ QUOTE ]
wow link? i think i just found my future wife

[/ QUOTE ]
lollerskates

AHoboOnFire 10-22-2007 05:08 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
Legitimately cute imo

terance 10-22-2007 05:09 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
roflmao american people are funny

Smell The Glove 10-22-2007 05:09 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
wow link? i think i just found my future wife

[/ QUOTE ]
lollerskates

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damn she's been inside for 22 [censored] years and could be getting out in 2008. i would be seriously afraid of her.
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2803/z453302nj9.jpg

Smell The Glove 10-22-2007 05:10 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
this cutie pie lives in Vegas and she gets out in February.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5641/z87684kh7.jpg

Conspire 10-22-2007 05:13 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
This thread is eerily great. In a F****d up stalker but not stalker kinda way. Im not making any sense cuz im thinking about how wild and crazy all these chicks would be in the sack.

One Outer 10-22-2007 05:17 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
Best link ever. TY a thousand times. Hysterical.

AHoboOnFire 10-22-2007 05:17 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
I'd hit it

unfortunately, it might be 14 years until I will be able to

ezdonkey 10-22-2007 05:17 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/images...z-01360178.jpg

Ship it.

AHoboOnFire 10-22-2007 05:18 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/images...z-01360178.jpg

Ship it.

[/ QUOTE ]
she looks like a girl I dated in HS...

Smell The Glove 10-22-2007 05:19 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
another legit cutie She's 5'10" and in for 2nd degree murder.
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2517/z162922jw1.jpg

Conspire 10-22-2007 05:19 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
[ QUOTE ]
I'd hit it

unfortunately, it might be 14 years until I will be able to

[/ QUOTE ]

Word, she is like a 2 hour drive away from me.

bustowithnobra 10-22-2007 05:23 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
A lot of these girls are legit hot [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. I personally think its intriguing, these girls prob a lot more appreciative of the small things than regular chicks my age (early 20's).

ZOMG_RIGGED! 10-22-2007 05:24 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
So appreciative they'd probably be nice enough to wait until you're asleep before they killed you for you roll

BooNaNy 10-22-2007 05:26 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
Pick any of these chicks and you'll have the best sex ever. Only down side is they might kill you after. Is the reward really worth the risk? Someone start writing and let us know how things turn out. GL

bustowithnobra 10-22-2007 05:28 PM

Re: looking for pussy? youve come to the right place
 
MURDER???? THIS GIRL???http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-w75141

jesus, something doesn't seem rite about that chick being in for life...


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