Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
 

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I've stolen some bikes too, started a fire, sold some weed.

Anyone done worse? Anyone here never done anything wrong?

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I've killed about 35 teenage boys and buried them under my house.

Don't tell anyone.

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Btw, like I tried to point out in the other thread, stealing bikes in Isla Vista (town next to UCSB) is about extremely minor and weak. Its pretty bad that he was stealing so many and selling them, but if you actually lived there you'd realize that the ammount of people who steal bikes is insane. I honestly only know a few people who HAVENT stolen 1 bike in their life.

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i got caught doing 65 in a 55 zone once. cost me $150.

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Btw, like I tried to point out in the other thread, stealing bikes in Isla Vista (town next to UCSB) is about extremely minor and weak. Its pretty bad that he was stealing so many and selling them, but if you actually lived there you'd realize that the ammount of people who steal bikes is insane. I honestly only know a few people who HAVENT stolen 1 bike in their life.

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I only stole them in my college town as well. I like to think of a college town as a "bike pool". I invested two bikes into the pool (they were stolen), before I started taking some back. Never did that in my hometown.

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a couple of years ago i purchased some rare cigars that were worth alot of money and had them insured from fire among other things.

i smoked the cigars and after i finished i tried to sue the insurance company because my cigars caught on fire and were burned. they refused to pay and i took them to court.

the judge ruled that i was entitled to $15,000 compensation from the insurance company because despite the fact that i had smoked my own cigars, they were in fact insured against fire. the insurance company paid the check immediately.

shortly after cashing the check, the insurance company had 2 police officers come and arrest me for 24 counts of arson. i was convicted of intentionally burning insured property and was sentenced to a 24 month sentence but was let out after 6 months on parole.

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wtf? that sounds too weird to be true

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wtf? that sounds too weird to be true

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It's a good story though [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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assault charge

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It's a kcufing Brad Paisley song, if nothing else!

Rekcuf!

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i murdered a homeless guy once...

it's ok it was in IV

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Driving Under the Influence of alcohol (official alchol results .213BAC) - netted me a nice 1 night in jail, 1 year probabtion, 6 months no license, and like $800 in fines.

3 speeding tickets. Biggest was 95 in a 70. ( You can imagine what my insurance is going to cost when i start driving again that +DUI = YUCK).

Stole a big street sign in the middle of the country while attacthed to the pole, while driving drunk, while my friend carried it laying down on the roof of my car.

Purchased Mary Jane. pwned numerous mailboxes in the country with baseball bats. Took a quite large grand opening sign from a nearby resturant when it was opening.

Thats about all i can think of, im not such a bad guy most of the things i have done have been stupid/funny things and not like against other people.


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Stole a big street sign in the middle of the country while attacthed to the pole, while driving drunk, while my friend carried it laying down on the roof of my car.

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This made me laugh out loud.

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wtf? that sounds too weird to be true

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Its from a film or TV show, can't quite put my finger on which one though.

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Its from a film or TV show, can't quite put my finger on which one though.


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it is actually a true story.

Melch

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the WORST thing iv'e done is IMO not the most illegal thing.


which is worse, shopliftinga c20 pack of rainbow drops, or dropping some litter? iv'e done both. iv'e also done some more illegal stuff, (and plan to do a lot more shizzle later on.) but as we speak i am doing something pretty illegal, but it's not really practically that bad at all.

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I'd rather not talk about it. But, it's always interested me that the court clerk told me at my arraignment, "This crime doesn't suit you. You should find something else to do."

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Urinating in public.

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Thanks for the cocktease and completely useless post.

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You're welcome.

It was assault, and I am a really nice, pussy-looking kind of guy. That's probably why she said it.

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I hijacked a friends email account who overreacted and contacted the FBI because AOL wouldn't trace the incoming call without an order from the feds. Oops.

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I hijacked a friends email account who overreacted and contacted the FBI because AOL wouldn't trace the incoming call without an order from the feds. Oops.

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What did he use the e-mail account for?

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All college stuff for me, not sure what's criminal.

-Walked up alongside an ATM near my local uni club (the place was packed) and urinated on the wall while stark naked and drunk.
-Jumped into a friend's neighbor's yard on a dare and urinated in their pool. The dare was a turd but I couldn't bring myself to do it with them watching and the neighbors in the house.
-Broke into a locked building while on a research assignment, sent scat and hairy woman porn to my class/lecturers' emails from a cracked account.
-Vandalised several computers (put super strong magnets near the CRTs, causing them to display in warped psycadelic mode forever more.)
-Started going to clubs at 16 (18 is legal here).

Yeah I know, it's pretty [censored] lame. You asked.

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hahahaha thats great.

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i honestly cant say

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I don't know how illegal this is, but it is a good story.

A friend and I travel to Atlanta for Superbowl XXXIV to see our beloved Titans. We buy tickets from a scalper about 3 hours before the game, and when the gates open we try to go inside but are turned away because our tickets are counterfit. I am pissed! No way am I losing $500 and not getting to see the game. So I do the only thing I could think of, I sell the tickets to a St. Louis fan. So I am guilty of scalping (against the law in GA), which isn't a huge offense, but it is a good story.

BTW, we found other tickets to buy, and got to see one of the greatest superbowls ever.

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Big enough to never ever ever ever put it on the internet.

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Once I played poker on the internet.

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Oh no, you didn't...

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wow you ppl are lame.

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What exactly are you expecting people to put in a public forum? Rape and Murder convictions?

You are going to get a bunch of harmless college prank type stuff. Any mention of something harder than that is prolly fake anyway.

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urinating in public is illegal?

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a couple of years ago i purchased some rare cigars that were worth alot of money and had them insured from fire among other things.

i smoked the cigars and after i finished i tried to sue the insurance company because my cigars caught on fire and were burned. they refused to pay and i took them to court.

the judge ruled that i was entitled to $15,000 compensation from the insurance company because despite the fact that i had smoked my own cigars, they were in fact insured against fire. the insurance company paid the check immediately.

shortly after cashing the check, the insurance company had 2 police officers come and arrest me for 24 counts of arson. i was convicted of intentionally burning insured property and was sentenced to a 24 month sentence but was let out after 6 months on parole.

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So that chain email I got was actually about you? When I worked at a movie theater in the box office I'd hit the free pass button and pocket the money.

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Beat the [censored] out of a bunch of 5 year olds.

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What exactly are you expecting people to put in a public forum? Rape and Murder convictions?

You are going to get a bunch of harmless college prank type stuff. Any mention of something harder than that is prolly fake anyway.

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Actually, this is going better than I expected from a bunch of internet geeks. I'm sure you're a real badass.

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Indecent exposure, lewd sexual act(s) in public. Other than that, speeding, parking tickets, etc.

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Interesting that no one's mentioned tax fraud

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Is that illegal?

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I went on a trip to England when i was 16 and as we were landing, a friend of mine says "hey, my brother collects these little life jackets they have under the seats. Lets grab a couple." So we put one in each of our bags, stupidly thinking that it wasnt really illegal. For some reason they have security checks on people getting off planes as well as people getting on them. This british lady puts my bag in the scanner and then the $hit hits the fan. James Bondish looking head official for airport security tells me and my friend (and the crowd of people surrounding us) that we may be charged with attempted manslaughter, because people "would have died without those lifejackets." My teachers are freaking out, we've been in England for 10 minutes and we're already in huge trouble. Eventually they let us go, as i was pretty sure they would. But thats the worst "crime" ive ever commited. (And this is post 9/11 so airport security was really pissed off that we wasted their time)

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I got caught for fraud. I was let off with 5 years probation.