most annoying thing someone says after \"allin\"
 

"one time"

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"make me a believer"
or when they have you crushed:
"I'm gonna lose this anyway"
"insurance! I want insurance"

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"all in must win"

- one time probably most annoying though

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"rigged" when AA>KK.

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Either "I Call"
or "I fold"
depending on the situation.

Second most annoying thing said after all in: Nothing...for fifteen minutes.

Third most annoying thing: anything that has the word "chark" in it.

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"have a purpose for me today lord"

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"make me a believer"
or when they have you crushed:
"I'm gonna lose this anyway"
"insurance! I want insurance"

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[censored] insurance by helmuth, what an idiot, does he understand anything?

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i applaud "gg"

jamie golds friend offered insurance from the rail i think before helmuth went all in!

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"Is that your only move" and/or "That works every time but once"

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[censored] insurance by helmuth, what an idiot, does he understand anything?

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Yeah i don't get that too.. first time i saw him doing that i was like: erm ok

But on every freakin' show: PaD, HSP, Premier League Poker, he comes up with this stupid thing.. screaming "INSURANCE" "come on Tony you need the juice, gimme insurance"

I get on life tilt

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"please let me win one of these!" (races, obv)

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the Bernard Lee kissing family pics [censored] is the worst thing in poker

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the Bernard Lee kissing family pics [censored] is the worst thing in poker

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or jerry yang doing the same

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i say nh alot

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When someone does it against Hellmuth and he pushes his stack into the put letting his chips fall forward.

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"I put you all in"

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Before an all-in, the most annoying thing is when a guy has no intention of making a move and then asks his opponent "how many chips do you have left" so he can stall and do some retarded meta-game [censored] when in fact the bluff he ran was plain horrible and he wants to save face.

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why such a big bet?

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"I CALL!!!"

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oh lord please make lee a believer

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"have a purpose for me today lord"

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when there are three people in the pot and one guy says, "I put HIM all-in", while I am still left to act.

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"Boooyah !! "

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when there are three people in the pot and one guy says, "I put HIM all-in", while I am still left to act.

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Are you a woman, or are you just annoyed by gender references in general?

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when there are three people in the pot and one guy says, "I put HIM all-in", while I am still left to act.

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Are you a woman, or are you just annoyed by gender references in general?

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I think the point is that it's a multiway pot but the douche is only putting one person all in for that person's chips, rather than putting himself all in.

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SHIP IT

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why such a big bet?

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Seems like a legit question to ask sometimes.

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Something along the lines of "is that your only move?", or "scared to play poker?" after someone shoves for ~10xBB.

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"I have somewhere to be."

Usually said when someone wants an excuse to bail when they lose and not look like a fool, or they want to double up and quit you.

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"Give me some action"

"I'm tired"

"Time to go home I guess"

LOL, especially when he really means ... \"God, give ME the $$$$$\"
 

the "humble" have-a-purpose-for-me,-Lord prayer never really considers whether the "purpose" might be to give the Other Guy the money on this hand.

No, somehow it always seems to be "Give ME the money, Lord."

Hypocritical crap.

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"call" within .005 seconds

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Actually my least fave is what someone says before they shove:

"I probably shouldn't do this, but..."

Then why the [censored] are you? Shut up and play your hand. I don't care if you shove, just don't be so damn annoying before you do it.

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when there are three people in the pot and one guy says, "I put HIM all-in", while I am still left to act.

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Are you a woman, or are you just annoyed by gender references in general?

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I think the point is that it's a multiway pot but the douche is only putting one person all in for that person's chips, rather than putting himself all in.

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so glad someone responded so I wouldn't have to clarify in a patronizing tone.

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when there are three people in the pot and one guy says, "I put HIM all-in", while I am still left to act.

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I had one situation where this pissed me off so bad I thought I was going to lose it.

Live game, Early small raise from short stack. I re-raise with KK, deep stack donkey cold calls from blinds, short just calls putting mabey 1/3 of his chips in.

On the flop, donkey doesnt even look in my direction. He looks at the flop then turns to the short stack and says
"I'll put you all in"
Shortstack then instamucks and now its on me.
So I say with obvious frustration in my voice "So how much is the bet to me???"
Donkey then asks the short stack who folded his hand to count his chips.

For some reason this had me wanting to lung across the table and strangle this guy. Just posting about it has me in the mood to break something.....

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I say that. Just to annoy ppl. "Gimme da 1 time."

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I seriously go on life tilt when a player is all in and then stands and starts cheering loudly when the flop comes out and it didnt help the other player and they start doing the YESSS! ALRIGHT NO J or K or whatever. CMON DEALER!

but then it makes my day when that magic J or K comes on the turn and you watch their face instantly change and they quietly walk away feeling like a complete idiot for screaming so loud with 2 cards to come

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When he makes a horrendous call for 200BB with AJ against your AA stating "I knew you had me, but there's no way I can fold an ace there".

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SHIP IT

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SHIP IT

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