Consider my line
 

Background: met girl at my work. she showed many IOI's, twirling her hair with her finger and laughing at all of my jokes, smiling often. She mentioned she was 5th year senior, so I negged her with the "10th year..." comment.

So, 3 weeks later(I broke up with my gf recently) I sent her this message:
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Hey, <girl's name>! I solved all your problems at <my work> weeks ago. I am polling 10th year seniors... about their quality of service at <my work>.

Would you say your service with me was "great" or "the greatest?"

-<my name>
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Her response:
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umm well are they my only options?? and considering i had to come back two days later uuugghhhhh....haah jk...well no i really did have to come back....but its cool....lol,
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My response:
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oh, I'm sorry! That's the first time that's happened.

I'd like to make it up to you.
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Re: Consider my line
 

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fix ur avatar

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srsly?

I think it's very MANFUL

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You do come off like a bit of a weirdo in that exchange.

Who knows, though, I can't judge much from her response.

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op,

when you talk to girls, do you step real close and rub up against them?

you should try it

Re: Consider my line
 

Think about the funky cold medina when talking to girls.

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op,

when you talk to girls, do you step real close and rub up against them?

you should try it

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I know it was a bad move, but I had to try.

I know that I wouldn't run into her, and it'd be hard to arrange for it.

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<my work> = Best Buy? You aren't Geek Squad are you?

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<my work> = Best Buy? You aren't Geek Squad are you?

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The Geek Squad comes to your house, so the chick would not have to come back.

I'm pretty it was McDonald's. OP screwed up her order at the drive through and she had t come back and complain to the manager. She accidentally left her phone behind which is how OP was able to message her.

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Think about the funky cold medina when talking to girls.

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so I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg
and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
and did the wild thing on my leg

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<my work> = Best Buy? You aren't Geek Squad are you?

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The Geek Squad comes to your house, so the chick would not have to come back.

I'm pretty it was McDonald's. OP screwed up her order at the drive through and she had t come back and complain to the manager. She accidentally left her phone behind which is how OP was able to message her.

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That scenario makes much more sense.

Re: Consider my line
 

You spent too much time typing your message and she knows it. You should have just written "." and waited for her to reply with "who r u lol?" (because she types like 13 y/o) and then slowly increase the length of the messages into an actual conversation.

Re: Consider my line
 

I'd rather evaluate it imo.

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LOL MCDONALDS

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I would suggest next time just sending her a picture of your wang.

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I would suggest next time just sending her a picture of your wang.

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This has never worked for me, and there's a 99.9% chance that op's wang is significantly less beautiful than mine.

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I don't think it's a bad move, neccessarily, but if I got that message THREE weeks after meeting, I would be LWTF?? Who ARE you??

Girls meet guys pretty rapidly, you have to keep up timewise or she'll forget who the hell you are.

T

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I would suggest next time just posting a picture of your wang.

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good post keiekiawaikai

Re: Consider my line
 

only if you evaluate this mime:
http://www.visi.com/~susskins/dispat...mages/mime.jpg

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wtf why are you using exclamation marks!?!?

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wtf why are you using exclamation marks!?!?

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girls like them

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Tommorow I will find out if ur right about this.

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I don't think it's a bad move, neccessarily, but if I got that message THREE weeks after meeting, I would be LWTF?? Who ARE you??

Girls meet guys pretty rapidly, you have to keep up timewise or she'll forget who the hell you are.

T

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Re: Consider my line
 

you spelled "poling" wrong

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you should have gone with something like "i'm very hurt by your comments. maybe you should make it up to me, and xxxxx."

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you should have gone with something like "i'm very hurt by your comments. maybe you should make it up to me, and xxxxx."

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Bah, it's weak. :-/

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I can't get past your crapified avatar.

What is it a bottle of?

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I can't get past your crapified avatar.

What is it a bottle of?

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olive oil...

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Its not the response that was the problem. It was the first message.

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Its not the response that was the problem. It was the first message.

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esplain

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Its not the response that was the problem. It was the first message.

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esplain

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it took you 3 weeks to deliver the punchline

and it wasn't very funny

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wtf why are you using exclamation marks!?!?

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girls like them

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no. girls use them

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stop using quotes you learned from watching the pick up artist when writing a TR.

also you seem like a giant weirdo imo

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Its not the response that was the problem. It was the first message.

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esplain

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it took you 3 weeks to deliver the punchline

and it wasn't very funny

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true, but I had a gf..

Re: Consider my line
 

I'm assuming you're going to murder her, right? I think your line is great so far...