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Well as many of you know I am looking for some players to play me 4 - 6 Tables of Heads up at a time for a certain time period or a freezeout up to 20K at a pop. I am really interested to see how this will work as everyone thinks I am completly out of my mind but I dont think its that big of a deal. Calling schneids, baronzeus, and anyone else that will accept my challange. Also, If anyone wants to play HU Live I am all down for it as I am losing interest as my previous opponents wont play me anymore.

-Crazy Mike

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Also, If anyone wants to play HU Live I am all down for it as I am losing interest as my previous opponents wont play me anymore.


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Didn't you get them all banned for being bots?

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Well you knew I would come in here and challange you to play Stud 8, so I don't want to disappoint.

Let's play Stud 8.

Also, call me tomorrow, I want to start a game somewhere.

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both of you pls come to oceans and start a 40 today and call me when it's getting started. thanks.

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both of you pls come to oceans and start a 40 today and call me when it's getting started. thanks.

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Well if you had come down at like 4am you could have kept Brenda in the game and I'd still be up there. I won all her money but had unfortunately lost a ton to everyone else and then she decided she didn't want to play only 3 handed so she left after having been there since early Saturday apparently.

I'm prolly not going to go to Ocean's at all if Crazy Mike wants to play something.

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why do you insist on 4 tables

seems silly

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Heard JapInTheSac wants a challenge.

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what's sick is i was up at 4am and was coming over but by the time i was ready i called and the game had broke. oh well.

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Hasn't All1n accepted every challenge you've issued so far? Are you scared to play him?

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why do you insist on 4 tables

seems silly

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4 tables of heads up is past silly.

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Hasn't All1n accepted every challenge you've issued so far? Are you scared to play him?

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He declined after he knew I was serious about 4 tables.

-Crazy Mike

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Hasn't All1n accepted every challenge you've issued so far? Are you scared to play him?

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He declined after he knew I was serious about 4 tables.

-Crazy Mike

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I mean that's like asking a pro tennis player to play tennis playing with 4 balls and then calling him scared when he laughs at how ridiculous of a request it is. 4 tables takes away a lot of the pure poker skill and makes it a multitasking competition.

I mean, you're entitled to make whatever requests you want, just understand how stupid of one this really is and that just because you can make up some [censored] condition doesn't mean people are somehow scared of you.

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crazy mike is an example of someone who is not good at poker but nevertheless has randomly won a lot of money. so his request is just as retarded as the game of hu lhe and thusly appropriate. basically it's a legitimate challenge to all of you that says: i bet im luckier than you. at least a few of you dont realise how much you should appreciate that.

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He plays many hands. That is why it seems he is luckier.(the more chances to get lucky the more instances thereof) But hell if his postflop skill is up there, why not give up some pre-flop edge?

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i dont know if youve sweated him (sat behind him and watched him play) or not but i have and he plays terribly.

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he hits and runs when he's ahead and cries for you to play him longer when he's down.

if you leave him after a 4 hour session but before he said it was ok to quit, that is considered a hit and run, and he won't play you ever again.

he seems like a giant douche at the tables and in the forums. the reason he wants to 4 table is not because he thinks it gives him an advantage, rather he clearly has ADD and since he NEEDS to multitable he wants you to do it too to decrease your advantage.

also whoever said he plays well postflop has clearly never played MrGatorade.

normally i don't publically berate the fish but since he wont play me anymore i might as well.

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CRAZY MIKE CALL ME BACK I'M BORED AND WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING

Here's a Crazy Mike story from last week:
75/150 game 4 handed. We had been playing 4 handed here for about 10 hours after coming from a different casino where we were playing 5 handed with 4 of the same players for about 5 hours. So after like 15 hours one of the players announces he is going to leave before his BB (in 2 hands) and he is about 2 bets loser. He happens to win a pot, of course at my expense, to make him 3 bets winner. He gets up and leaves like he said he was going to. After he leaves Crazy Mike says "did we just get hit and run?"

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holy [censored] crazy mike plays 75/150 4 handed? where is this goldmine? he is even worse shorthanded than he is hu.

how often did he reload?

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holy [censored] crazy mike plays 75/150 4 handed?

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Yes.

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where is this goldmine?

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I don't remember.

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how often did he reload?

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I'm not one to say how much someone lost in a poker game but Crazy Mike probably thinks him losing in this game will somehow get him more action online or something, so he lost 10k and bought in for 7500 twice.

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You are a pretty huge dork.

Steve

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He declined after he knew I was serious about 4 tables.



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Really? Hmmm...

Like I dont see what the major deal would be if you played at a specific site like FTP and clicked 'time' every hand... hence giving yourself 45sec to make a play, basically reducing the game to like 2 tables of 'fast' ones at Stars.

or would that be cheating? i.e botlike behaviour?

JT

P.S ALL1N If you use my 'time' idea I want a 10% 'thinkers' fee!!! Cos I'm a thinker YAY!

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There is absolutely no way he would play under those conditions, that would constitute "geriatrics style" poker.

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Play by the end of the week once I've practiced a little 4 tabling HU.

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There is absolutely no way he would play under those conditions, that would constitute "geriatrics style" poker.

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Hehe, there are some very good 'geriatric' players out there... sklansky, reese, brunson...

With SH LHE already described as the 'crack' of poker it looks like Mike wants to OD...

Or maybe he's like my friend when we were 16 and we filled an empty bottle of vodka with water and gave it to him. Which he drank entirely and then pretended to be be drunk...

JT

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i wont play you on 4 tables but ive been wanting to play you forever

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Hehe, there are some very good 'geriatric' players out there... sklansky, reese, brunson...


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lol, sklansky

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Play by the end of the week once I've practiced a little 4 tabling HU.

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I'm praying this is serious.

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Hasn't All1n accepted every challenge you've issued so far? Are you scared to play him?

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He declined after I added the condition about 4 tables.

-Crazy Mike

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Mike why don't we come to a compromise. Me, Schneids, Newhizzle and All1n agree upon a time to play you. Thus, you get to play your 4 tables and avoid boredom, and we get to play where we are more comfortable. We can agree on a set time of say 90 minutes of 150/300 (Since you posted this in High Stakes I presume you're not gonna do something retarded like insist on a maximum of 50/100!), minimum 400 hands/table and thus avoid any accusations of being hit n run.

Sound fair?

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Hasn't All1n accepted every challenge you've issued so far? Are you scared to play him?

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He declined after I added the condition about 4 tables.

-Crazy Mike

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Mike why don't we come to a compromise. Me, Schneids, Newhizzle and All1n agree upon a time to play you. Thus, you get to play your 4 tables and avoid boredom, and we get to play where we are more comfortable. We can agree on a set time of say 90 minutes of 150/300 (Since you posted this in High Stakes I presume you're not gonna do something retarded like insist on a maximum of 50/100!), minimum 400 hands/table and thus avoid any accusations of being hit n run.

Sound fair?

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brilliant!

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he hits and runs when he's ahead and cries for you to play him longer when he's down.

if you leave him after a 4 hour session but before he said it was ok to quit, that is considered a hit and run, and he won't play you ever again.

he seems like a giant douche at the tables and in the forums. the reason he wants to 4 table is not because he thinks it gives him an advantage, rather he clearly has ADD and since he NEEDS to multitable he wants you to do it too to decrease your advantage.

also whoever said he plays well postflop has clearly never played MrGatorade.

normally i don't publically berate the fish but since he wont play me anymore i might as well.

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This is clearly an outlandish lie as I dont think of one single circumstance that I have hit and run on someone. If I am such a fish why dont you play me a freezeout of some sort and put your money where your mouth is and also play me LIVE. (Me) fish has money -> Wants to play you (Better then fish) -> Profit for you.

-Crazy Mike

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This is clearly an outlandish lie as I dont think of one single circumstance that I have hit and run on someone.

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the definition of 'hit-n-run' varies widely depending who you ask.

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he hits and runs when he's ahead and cries for you to play him longer when he's down.

if you leave him after a 4 hour session but before he said it was ok to quit, that is considered a hit and run, and he won't play you ever again.

he seems like a giant douche at the tables and in the forums. the reason he wants to 4 table is not because he thinks it gives him an advantage, rather he clearly has ADD and since he NEEDS to multitable he wants you to do it too to decrease your advantage.

also whoever said he plays well postflop has clearly never played MrGatorade.

normally i don't publically berate the fish but since he wont play me anymore i might as well.

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This is clearly an outlandish lie as I dont think of one single circumstance that I have hit and run on someone. If I am such a fish why dont you play me a freezeout of some sort and put your money where your mouth is and also play me LIVE. (Me) fish has money -> Wants to play you (Better then fish) -> Profit for you.

-Crazy Mike

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You just took 500 off me and bolted. Im not a whiny bitch so I dont care, but no its not a lie.

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Not sure if it was cause of this post or not, but he came back and played more

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Mike hit and ran today playing live using some weak excuse like he had to go to blah blah blah blah blah when all he did was go home and play online. He made our perfectly boring 40 game break for no reason at all.

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is 4 tables of limit hu against the same opponent really that tough to manage?

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cts, HU limit aint no HU NL.

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Can someone ban this dude already? He's a total joke.

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is 4 tables of limit hu against the same opponent really that tough to manage?

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yes. Try it.

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he hits and runs when he's ahead and cries for you to play him longer when he's down.

if you leave him after a 4 hour session but before he said it was ok to quit, that is considered a hit and run, and he won't play you ever again.

he seems like a giant douche at the tables and in the forums. the reason he wants to 4 table is not because he thinks it gives him an advantage, rather he clearly has ADD and since he NEEDS to multitable he wants you to do it too to decrease your advantage.

also whoever said he plays well postflop has clearly never played MrGatorade.

normally i don't publically berate the fish but since he wont play me anymore i might as well.

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This is clearly an outlandish lie as I dont think of one single circumstance that I have hit and run on someone. If I am such a fish why dont you play me a freezeout of some sort and put your money where your mouth is and also play me LIVE. (Me) fish has money -> Wants to play you (Better then fish) -> Profit for you.

-Crazy Mike

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problem is you wont play me, i even got a new sn so you'd play me again. then i beat you continually for a few weeks on the new sn and eventually you again refused to play me. only two times we played hu for under an hour, where no warning was given before an exit, both times it was you. one time you went on a huge 15 min rush where you went from -$3k to -$300, and quickly exited without word. second time you won $1200, said something like you can't take the bad beats and instaleft. when i am up and it's been a few hours i tell you something like "two more hours, ok?". you demand 4 more hours, and we settle on 3, even though my eyes are closing. or if we have been playing for 4 hours or so and i say i have to leave in one hour, you cry and cry for more hours. when i have to leave at the point i told you, you call me a hit and runner and refuse to ever play me again, "i don't play hit and runners!".

after all this i still wanted your monies so i created a third sn. first time we played under that sn i won a little over $3k off you, which was slightly below my average win. problem was you made me play for 8 hours. reason i stayed is i don't want you to think i'm hitting and running after 6 hours. didn't want to get the MrGatorade ban. so we play one more time and you run up $5k in just under an hour, only the second time you beat me. you were also playing someone else and took him for $3k or so. you sat out and simply said, "i have to go". nice little $8k score for 45 minutes of work. if this happened to you, you'd be ranting and raving, foaming at the mouth.


when playing you hu i have always given you the courtesy of a finishing time. i get hit and run all the time, so it's a blessing to get someone to agree to play with you for hours. i didn't mind that much when you hit and ran because i am up so much on you over the past few months, even though you're a hypocrite. in fact, the level with which you hate hit and runners, yet do it continually yourself, makes you a giant douche. the fact that you lie about never partaking in a hit and run makes you a liar. does the united states navy churn out lying hypocrite douchebags on a regular basis, or is it just you sir?

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if this happened to you, you'd be ranting and raving, foaming at the mouth.


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I found this hilarious on many levels.