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So while watching an adult movie with a former GF, she mentioned that there is no way that the actors could achieve their massive proportions with out the aid of some kind of surgery/ pump ect. I argued some people get "lucky". I'm not "lucky" but i'm not exactly "unlucky" either.

Do those pumps or pills that promise male enhancement really work? has anyone tried them?

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All natural here, OP.

Oh, and when you say "everyone", I think you mean "just you".

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wtf? everyone knows that when watching porn with your gf, you spend hours looking for videos where the dude's arent huge.

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new account for this?

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Were you watching said movie while still dating your former GF? If not, very interesting dynamics--did it lead to acting out what you saw on screen in real life?

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OP,

It sounds like you might be "unlucky." Very, very "unlucky."

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"new account for this? "

of course i started a new acct for this. what am i, stupid?

"Were you watching said movie while still dating your former GF? If not, very interesting dynamics--did it lead to acting out what you saw on screen in real life? "

yes we were still dating, but it wasn't really serious. we still hook up from time to time. we acted some of the scenes, but there was one move that she refused to try. take a guess which one that was...

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dan royle,

reaching orgasm?

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"OP,

It sounds like you might be "unlucky." Very, very "unlucky." "

is this were the case, i would prob still carry the V card.

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is anyone going to actually attempt to shed some light on my/our stupid question?

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if penis pumps actually did what they said they do, wouldn't every single man in the country own one? if the surgery worked like a charm, wouldn't every rich guy have a huge dick?

wtf, are you really this stupid?

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"new account for this? "

of course i started a new acct for this. what am i, stupid?

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yes

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OP, you have failed to take into account the downside. Shopping for large underwear, accidentally sitting on your dong, easing the look of horror and fear that appears on the faces of young lasses when they first set eyes on you. You may call it lucky, sir, but I call it a curse.

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"wtf, are you really this stupid?"

probably

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OP, you have failed to take into account the downside. Shopping for large underwear, accidentally sitting on your dong, easing the look of horror and fear that appears on the faces of young lasses when they first set eyes on you. You may call it lucky, sir, but I call it a curse.

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QFT. In public restrooms usually it's hanging down and resting on that little pink urinal cake. Not good times. Count your blessings, stubby.

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OP, you have failed to take into account the downside. Shopping for large underwear, accidentally sitting on your dong, easing the look of horror and fear that appears on the faces of young lasses when they first set eyes on you. You may call it lucky, sir, but I call it a curse.

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QFT. In public restrooms usually it's hanging down and resting on that little pink urinal cake. Not good times. Count your blessings, stubby.

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QFT. Or sitting on the John, you gotta keep it from taking a bath. And it scaring the lasses is more true than you think.

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wtf? everyone knows that when watching porn with your gf, you spend hours looking for videos where the dude's arent in the picture

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Lesbo porn FTW.

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if penis pumps actually did what they said they do, wouldn't every single man in the country own one? if the surgery worked like a charm, wouldn't every rich guy have a huge dick?


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QFT.

If any of the pumps, pills, exercises, lotions, machines or meditation techniques worked you'd already know about it, and you'd likely already have a massive member from using the miracle product.

Surgery can help, but it generally increases girth rather than length, can misfire (ranging from little improvement to catastrophic), is expensive and painful.

For the time being, you're stuck with what God (and your daddy's crappy genes) gave you.

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Penis pumps actually do work ...from what I've read. BUT, you need to use them regularly AND they only make it slightly bigger. Once you stop using it regulariy it will go back to its normal size. Some porn actors do in fact use them. From what Ive read ..the pills dont do d 1ck [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Penis pumps actually do work ...from what I've read. BUT, you need to use them regularly AND they only make it slightly bigger. Once you stop using it regulariy it will go back to its normal size. Some porn actors do in fact use them. From what Ive read .. the pills dont do d 1ck [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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How can you explain the 1,984,754 emails I get every day saying otherwise?

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wtf? everyone knows that when watching porn with your gf, you spend hours looking for videos where the dude's arent in the picture

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Lesbo porn FTW.

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agreed for the most part.

if you're worried about watching guy/girl with your gf, just watch "Midnight Prowler" which, I'm not sure if you're aware, but involves hot chicks banging disgusting dudes. This way, you get to watch hot girls, but don't have to feel insecure about her wanting to [censored] the dudes on screen.

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"This way, you get to watch hot girls, but don't have to feel insecure about her wanting to [censored] the dudes on screen."

sry but i don't share this problem with you

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"This way, you get to watch hot girls, but don't have to feel insecure about you wanting to [censored] the dudes on screen."


sry but i don't share this problem with you

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But you do have this problem, imo.

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"This way, you get to watch hot girls, but don't have to feel insecure about her wanting to [censored] the dudes on screen."

sry but i don't share this problem with you

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lol.

you just post a thinly-veiled, "how do i make my dick bigger" thread?

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dan royle,

reaching orgasm?

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LOL, how does this not get more love?

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"lol.

you just post a thinly-veiled, "how do i make my dick bigger" thread?"

pretty much. so what do i do? i'm tied of being hung like a hamster

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I think you just got to live with it man. Learn some moves or something to compensate. For God's sake don't get a SUV, that will not help.

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Penis pumps actually do work ...from what I've read. BUT, you need to use them regularly AND they only make it slightly bigger. Once you stop using it regulariy it will go back to its normal size. Some porn actors do in fact use them. From what Ive read .. the pills dont do d 1ck [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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How can you explain the 1,984,754 emails I get every day saying otherwise?

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People like money.

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Wow, OOT sure is improving.

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I was watching a basketball game with my girlfriend the other day. She said that there's no way the players could achieve their massive heights naturally without the aid of some kind of surgery or pills. So I made a new account and asked OOT what they thought rather than using an ounce of common sense.

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I was watching a basketball player bang my girlfriend the other day. She said that there's no way the players could achieve their massive wangs naturally without the aid of some kind of surgery or pills. So I made a new account and asked OOT what they thought rather than using an ounce of common sense.

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Yeah, me too =(

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wtf? everyone knows that when watching porn with your gf, you spend hours looking at girl on girl porn while her lesbian tendencies flourish and you talk her into a real life 3 way

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if your dick's too small just date younger/tighter women. i'm sure the age of consent is lower in china.

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Maybe your girlfriend is trying to offer you some (preemptive) reassurance....?

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I think just about all the guys are natural. There were a few porn directors on Stern the other day and one did say that about 90% of the guys are using viagra these days. Probably put alot of fluffers out of business.

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HUDGE BEAT: I was watching "sex tips for girls" on cable a while back with my GF. They were testing out 3 different types of treatment to enhance a mans love trumpet.

1st Way - Attaching weights to the wang several times a day for 2 months. Measurements were roughly the same after the trial.

2nd Way - A penis pump was used.. after a couple of months the guy was a tiny bit bigger, nothing worth writing home about but he did increase a little.

3rd Way - Penis growing cream.. JACKPOT & the guy apparently grows nearly an inch within the 2 months.

Snap forward to christmas a few months later... GUESS WHAT I GETS.. Still haven't used it yet.. possible trip report/blog to follow.

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HUDGE BEAT: I was watching "sex tips for girls" on cable a while back with my GF. They were testing out 3 different types of treatment to enhance a mans love trumpet.

1st Way - Attaching weights to the wang several times a day for 2 months. Measurements were roughly the same after the trial.

2nd Way - A penis pump was used.. after a couple of months the guy was a tiny bit bigger, nothing worth writing home about but he did increase a little.

3rd Way - Penis growing cream.. JACKPOT & the guy apparently grows nearly an inch within the 2 months.

Snap forward to christmas a few months later... GUESS WHAT I GETS.. Still haven't used it yet.. possible trip report/blog to follow.

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this is so massively lol

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HAY DIDS I THINK THIS IS BBV4EVA MATERIAL

YES NO MAYBE?

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if penis pumps actually did what they said they do, wouldn't every single man in the country own one? if the surgery worked like a charm, wouldn't every rich guy have a huge dick?


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QFT.

If any of the pumps, pills, exercises, lotions, machines or meditation techniques worked you'd already know about it, and you'd likely already have a massive member from using the miracle product.

Surgery can help, but it generally increases girth rather than length, can misfire (ranging from little improvement to catastrophic), is expensive and painful.

For the time being, you're stuck with what God (and your daddy's crappy genes) gave you.

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Not to be a Nit Pick but Males usually inheret there genes from there mom's father. 80 percent of the time you will take after your mother's side if your male.

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Not to be a Nit (caps) Pick (caps; phrase?) but Males (caps) usually inheret (spelling) there (should be "their") genes from there (should be "their") mom's father. 80 percent (made-up statistic) of the time you will take after your (correct...) mother's side if your (..."you're" retarded) male.

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Don't worry, you're in no danger of being mistaken for a nit.