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One of the funniest things I've ever read. Really gets you inside the mind of live poker fish

http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/sc...dem179291.html

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Alright it's 10 o'clock and you just got done finished watching Greg Raymer whip some ass. You saw Chris Moneymaker come from out of nowhere the year before to take the world series main event. You figure geez these guys breezed right in and walked away with millions. If they can do it why can't I.

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I like to stare down my opponents and see how they react in person.

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i like to apply the pressure by bumping it up to 2x the BB with high PPs too to let the suited connectors know i mean business

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[x] Thread delivers.

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'Ha Ha Ha!What you want me to give away all my secrets from years of playing with friends to tourneys to online playing. You want a clue as how to rake in cheddah from unsuspecting fish. Good luck. Because you are not going to find it here. I think I have the answers but I may just be lying to you so as when I see you at the table I already know how to play your type. The truth is their are as many ways to play the game and no one is correct. It is a game of skill and luck. That being said I recommend a new hobby. This one is so taxing 99% of those who try fail miserably and lose their bank accounts in the process.

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Genuinely loling quite hard at this paragraph

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'Ha Ha Ha!What you want me to give away all my secrets from years of playing with friends to tourneys to online playing. You want a clue as how to rake in cheddah from unsuspecting fish. Good luck. Because you are not going to find it here. I think I have the answers but I may just be lying to you so as when I see you at the table I already know how to play your type. The truth is their are as many ways to play the game and no one is correct. It is a game of skill and luck. That being said I recommend a new hobby. This one is so taxing 99% of those who try fail miserably and lose their bank accounts in the process.

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Genuinely loling quite hard at this paragraph

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LOL, that quote is 10x better in an isolated paragraph. I am seriously choking up

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People playing qq,kk,and aa are no brainers. You sit back and hope to build a pot. Not me I don't. If I am in any situation with those above hands I am making a raise pre flop

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This man is a genius.

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In my stragety I like to see flops cheaply and make my decision based on the board. Now is when things get tricky. I am a firm believer in checking a hand. Many people see it as a sign of weakness. I prefer my opponents to make the move so as i can better gauge at what cards they may have. usually this is a tell. Most pro's play a certain way and many amatuers are difficult to figure out.



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what a dumbass!

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I myself have lost a pretty penny online. In the long run though it has helped me a better player . I no longer am playing weak a 6 offsuit hands . I play pretty strong hands or high suited connectors. If I am not in the blinds I am not playing trash such as k 2 suited. As tempting as the king is and looks and your cards are suited your odds are not good at all .

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You have a bankroll and want to start crushing everyone in sight. That said it's time to start running your local poker room for starters.

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Wow, know nothing? start running a local poker room.

Oh, and someone find a way to mass distribute this site. Maybe take it to P5s so they will spread the good word?

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he is smart

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'Ha Ha Ha!

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'Ha Ha Ha!

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Sick association. nh

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"Now what to do when you see hands like j 8 same suit. This is always a gut shot call."

WE HAS A GUTSHOT!

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I don't know your skills in bluffing but I know mine. I would suggest a 2x bb raise with any pocket pair . in this situation you will see if anyone calls or raises you. Now this is where things go haywire.

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This is amazing in so many ways.

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lmao this thread is gold

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Then you can talk about the thousands of dollar pots you have won

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Sounds like the microstakes forum.

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For the trap you think you are setting could be your own after the flop.

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Thats right . I have seen aa busted by 3 7 offsuit.

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Thats right . I have seen aa busted by 3 7 offsuit.

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this is the best BBV thread in a long time....i would have to say since tony g's bankroll tips

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man, i thought i was going to get a clue on how to rake in cheddah from the unsuspecting fish

i was wrong

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I don't know about the poker advice, but the instructions on how to make the Russian Omelette were priceless.

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You think Texas Holdem is easy? You're wrong

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[censored] this explains a lot

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'Ha Ha Ha!

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Sick association. nh

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ignotum per ignotius
(To explain) a thing not understood by one still less understood.


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Level?

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BTW this is the perfect time for me to link to my play money domination thread (don't play playmoney anymore cuz too depressing, only busto real money) since it's not bump worthy. if you don't take it too seroiusly though i think it's worth a laugh:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post10433668

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ignotum per ignotius
(To explain) a thing not understood by one still less understood.


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Level?

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Hmm, interesting. I think this is way too good to be a level though. I mean, this is like a double triple reverse level, where someone who has no [censored] idea what they're talking about picks a user name that's Latin so they seem smart. I doubt he even took the time to figure out what it means.

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MOD's, lock immediately or Micon will sue for patent infringement. Someone is publishing his trade secrets.

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Thank you brightened my work day

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i love the place this is from, bad ideas: scams and rip-offs

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"You need to be aggresive and cautious."

This particular line is way too deep for me to wrap my mind around.

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If I ever make one proper bump in my life, this is it

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Agreee, nice thread. Level or not that is hilarious.

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final bump and then i will let this thread die in peace