BBV Anonymous Confessions (The Sequel)
 

since adanthar dropped the ball, i decided to pick up where he left off.

same rules as the first thread, send all confessions to lol_confessionments@yahoo.com

no names or e-mail addresses will be revealed under penalty of my instant perma-ban from 2+2.

enjoy

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I CONFESS I'M GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE JIMMY.

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that's not very anonymous

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I'm the one who dropped the urinal deuce, the mystery is solved.

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I'm the one who dropped the urinal deuce, the mystery is solved.

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Urinal deuces are soooooooo j.v.

I'm sooo much a bigger fan of the upper decker.

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This is Mr. Venezuela, school janitor, M'Kay. He's the person who has to clean up when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet. Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best, M'kay. He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with saw dust, M'Kay. Then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face. So when you crapped in that urinal, M'Kay, you might has well have just dropped your pants and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela's head.

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I'm the one who dropped the urinal deuce, the mystery is solved.

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Urinal deuces are soooooooo j.v.

I'm sooo much a bigger fan of the upper decker.

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The what? No pics please, a description will do just fine.

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thank god. let us gogogog

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American Psycho ftw?

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I may be a dormant psychopath.

A few years ago, there was a girl I worked with and whenever I saw her I thought driving a screwdriver into her forehead would be a work of art. I often find humans to be quite disgusting. In high school when I got drunk and talked to people, I just saw them as apes and I would start to laugh. I also tend to laugh at inappropriate things all the time, like the Minneapolis bridge collapse. Some one was crying on the TV and I laughed for two or three minutes. I had to tell my girlfriend that I was laughing at a YouTube and was afraid I would have to click a rickroll or something fast if she wanted to see. I feel more empathy for animals than I do humans. When I see a stranded dog, I can't sleep. When I see a bum, I want to kick him in the face.

One time it was a cold rainy day and a bum was standing outside Dunkin Donuts and begging for food. I went and got two Boston Cremes, and then smashed them on the side walk in front of the bum. People started watching me so I left and went to work, that really sucked. It was the bad thing I have ever done, but I did feel very alive for the next two weeks.

I can't relate to people at all. I live with a woman who loves me, but I can't relate to her at all. The other day she was crying because her brother is getting sent to Iraq and I was angry because I knew I was going to lose time having to comfor her.

I think the worst has passed though, as I do feel empathy for people who get screwed by the system, and I get really pissed at the government and corporations for ruining so many lives. Maybe I am coming out what I was in, and maybe someday I will be normal. Who knows?

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To be fair, even virtual Trish Stratus is pretty hot

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two confessions - one bizarre and one creepy

first, i once masturbated to a female character in wwf no mercy for the n64

second, i use to work behind the film counter at wal-mart. if someone brought in pictures of naked girls, i would print off extra copies for myself to jerk off with. i also used to print off extra copies of hot pics of girls i knew from high school.



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I guess we should all start showing respect to the <40 post lurkers...

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I am a well known poker player from TV and industry interviews. I am also a relatively well known regular poster on BBV and NVG. I enjoy the comedy being A nonymous on 2+2. I can say what I want and join in on the fun. I have actually pilled on when others are talking trash about me, which is always pure gold in the entertainment value.

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I'm the one who dropped the urinal deuce, the mystery is solved.

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Urinal deuces are soooooooo j.v.

I'm sooo much a bigger fan of the upper decker.

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The what? No pics please, a description will do just fine.

[/ QUOTE ]I would assume this is dropping a deuce in the toilet tank, so when someone flushes, the toilet fills with poo water.

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I'm the one who dropped the urinal deuce, the mystery is solved.

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Urinal deuces are soooooooo j.v.

I'm sooo much a bigger fan of the upper decker.

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The what? No pics please, a description will do just fine.

[/ QUOTE ]I would assume this is dropping a deuce in the toilet tank, so when someone flushes, the toilet fills with poo water.

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We have a winner

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I guess we should all start showing respect to the <40 post lurkers...

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I am a well known poker player from TV and industry interviews. I am also a relatively well known regular poster on BBV and NVG. I enjoy the comedy being A nonymous on 2+2. I can say what I want and join in on the fun. I have actually pilled on when others are talking trash about me, which is always pure gold in the entertainment value.

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Phil Gordon?

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I guess we should all start showing respect to the <40 post lurkers...

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I am a well known poker player from TV and industry interviews. I am also a relatively well known regular poster on BBV and NVG. I enjoy the comedy being A nonymous on 2+2. I can say what I want and join in on the fun. I have actually pilled on when others are talking trash about me, which is always pure gold in the entertainment value.

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Phil Gordon?

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I would say Mikey but the e-mail was to legible to be him.

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im on lunch break BTYS but after work im gonna rock this world. and ill even leave a hint in there so youll know its me................ WOW

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Who is yvesaint?

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i am yvesaint

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Who is yvesaint?
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i am yvesaint

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lol

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American Psycho ftw?

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I may be a dormant psychopath.

A few years ago, there was a girl I worked with and whenever I saw her I thought driving a screwdriver into her forehead would be a work of art. I often find humans to be quite disgusting. In high school when I got drunk and talked to people, I just saw them as apes and I would start to laugh. I also tend to laugh at inappropriate things all the time, like the Minneapolis bridge collapse. Some one was crying on the TV and I laughed for two or three minutes. I had to tell my girlfriend that I was laughing at a YouTube and was afraid I would have to click a rickroll or something fast if she wanted to see. I feel more empathy for animals than I do humans. When I see a stranded dog, I can't sleep. When I see a bum, I want to kick him in the face.

One time it was a cold rainy day and a bum was standing outside Dunkin Donuts and begging for food. I went and got two Boston Cremes, and then smashed them on the side walk in front of the bum. People started watching me so I left and went to work, that really sucked. It was the bad thing I have ever done, but I did feel very alive for the next two weeks.

I can't relate to people at all. I live with a woman who loves me, but I can't relate to her at all. The other day she was crying because her brother is getting sent to Iraq and I was angry because I knew I was going to lose time having to comfor her.

I think the worst has passed though, as I do feel empathy for people who get screwed by the system, and I get really pissed at the government and corporations for ruining so many lives. Maybe I am coming out what I was in, and maybe someday I will be normal. Who knows?

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Don't forget immature tard in addition to psychopath.

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i am yvesaint

lol

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Phil Gordon?

[/ QUOTE ]Likely. Negreanu has a proper account but could also run a few gimmick ones I would think.

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Goes to show nobody ever has to die a virgin

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This is a throw away account, so please don't track down, everything here is real, hence the one time account.

I am not a kid anymore. I am in my 30's and cannot understand why I have such big problems with women. I guess maybe I put them on a pedestal. Or maybe it's my strict upbringing. Or maybe it's because we moved around alot when I was a kid. I swear when you do this alot, you have no chance of developing strong friendships and you completely socially retard your offspring. At least it did me.

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My parents were very religious and strict. As a result they wouldn't even allow us to go to health class to learn about reproductive processes or contreception.But to this day, they never had "the talk" with me either, Where the f*ck was I supposed to learn about this then? How was this not going to F*ck me up???

I remember liking girls as a kid, but never daring talk to them. As a result I ended up getting off in very different ways. I watched my sister (1 yr. older) in the shower more times than I can count. One day when the whole family was away, I even got a screwedriver and loosened the jam so I could get a better view when watching. I even let the family dog lick my dick a few times, but I couldn't look at myself in the mirror after a while, so that stopped. This was my sex education in high school.

I never had any real girlfriends in highschool and by the time I was in the military, I had never even kissed a girl. But the military is very different, it does something to girls, you don't even have to try and you will get laid. They can't see past the uniform or something. Actually, my thought is it's because they want out of their deadend town so bad, they hope you get them pregnant so you have to take them with you. Anyways, I remember my first time it was in a hotel with about 10 other people making out. We had the floor and she handed me a condem. I didn't even know how to use one, but I managed to slip it on and about 30 seconds later it came off. But I didn't know what to do, so I kept banging her. About a minute later it was over. I pulled out and let go on the carpet at least I had enough sense for that. The f*cked up thing is I go to sleep and about an hour later, I wake up to see her going over to my "friend" for seconds. His girl went home so there I was trying to go to sleep listening to my girl being f*cked by my buddy.That was my only full blown intercourse in the military.

After I got out I still had issues. I remember sharing an aprtment with my sister. She had a boyfriend and they would f*ck like bunnies, every damn day I get home from work and they are going at it. Finally I stopped tuning them out and would crawl over to their door and listen to them while rubbing one out. Yeah, I have issues!

About 3 years later, I land a job where travel is a big part of it. I have in that time managed to have sex one other time, and it was as spectacular as the first time. As a matter of fact it was even more pathetic, I kept slipping out of her as she was pretty much a whore, so she eventually had to get on top so she could control it. I finished that time in about 2 minutes. She then determines she wants more, so she attempts to get it by sucking on my droopy, floppy, listless member longer than it took for me to finish the 1st time. She eventually figures it out and goes away.

Fast forward to to the new job. I get to travel to many different states and many different countries. In my time there I manage to sleep with 6 different girls in 6 different countries. They all were prostitutes and they were all paid for on my company credit card. My company didn't keep very good records as the copmpany was kind of new and small (1998 80employees) as a result, I often would just write my own receipts for bogus supplies needed or would just say they didn't give me one or I must have lost it.

I have since then left that company and got onto a much bigger one. I am not 300 lbs. nor do I have sores and blisters all over my face. I just don't know how to get with women. . I have decided I am a sort of a connoisseur on the subject. I have been to many different brothels all over the world. I have used escorts, massage parlors, and craigslist. I have decided that this is the way it will be for me. I will always get prostitutes. I guess they are around for guys like me

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Goes to show nobody ever has to die a virgin

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This is a throw away account, so please don't track down, everything here is real, hence the one time account.

I am not a kid anymore. I am in my 30's and cannot understand why I have such big problems with women. I guess maybe I put them on a pedestal. Or maybe it's my strict upbringing. Or maybe it's because we moved around alot when I was a kid. I swear when you do this alot, you have no chance of developing strong friendships and you completely socially retard your offspring. At least it did me.

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My parents were very religious and strict. As a result they wouldn't even allow us to go to health class to learn about reproductive processes or contreception.But to this day, they never had "the talk" with me either, Where the f*ck was I supposed to learn about this then? How was this not going to F*ck me up???

I remember liking girls as a kid, but never daring talk to them. As a result I ended up getting off in very different ways. I watched my sister (1 yr. older) in the shower more times than I can count. One day when the whole family was away, I even got a screwedriver and loosened the jam so I could get a better view when watching. I even let the family dog lick my dick a few times, but I couldn't look at myself in the mirror after a while, so that stopped. This was my sex education in high school.

I never had any real girlfriends in highschool and by the time I was in the military, I had never even kissed a girl. But the military is very different, it does something to girls, you don't even have to try and you will get laid. They can't see past the uniform or something. Actually, my thought is it's because they want out of their deadend town so bad, they hope you get them pregnant so you have to take them with you. Anyways, I remember my first time it was in a hotel with about 10 other people making out. We had the floor and she handed me a condem. I didn't even know how to use one, but I managed to slip it on and about 30 seconds later it came off. But I didn't know what to do, so I kept banging her. About a minute later it was over. I pulled out and let go on the carpet at least I had enough sense for that. The f*cked up thing is I go to sleep and about an hour later, I wake up to see her going over to my "friend" for seconds. His girl went home so there I was trying to go to sleep listening to my girl being f*cked by my buddy.That was my only full blown intercourse in the military.

After I got out I still had issues. I remember sharing an aprtment with my sister. She had a boyfriend and they would f*ck like bunnies, every damn day I get home from work and they are going at it. Finally I stopped tuning them out and would crawl over to their door and listen to them while rubbing one out. Yeah, I have issues!

About 3 years later, I land a job where travel is a big part of it. I have in that time managed to have sex one other time, and it was as spectacular as the first time. As a matter of fact it was even more pathetic, I kept slipping out of her as she was pretty much a whore, so she eventually had to get on top so she could control it. I finished that time in about 2 minutes. She then determines she wants more, so she attempts to get it by sucking on my droopy, floppy, listless member longer than it took for me to finish the 1st time. She eventually figures it out and goes away.

Fast forward to to the new job. I get to travel to many different states and many different countries. In my time there I manage to sleep with 6 different girls in 6 different countries. They all were prostitutes and they were all paid for on my company credit card. My company didn't keep very good records as the copmpany was kind of new and small (1998 80employees) as a result, I often would just write my own receipts for bogus supplies needed or would just say they didn't give me one or I must have lost it.

I have since then left that company and got onto a much bigger one. I am not 300 lbs. nor do I have sores and blisters all over my face. I just don't know how to get with women. . I have decided I am a sort of a connoisseur on the subject. I have been to many different brothels all over the world. I have used escorts, massage parlors, and craigslist. I have decided that this is the way it will be for me. I will always get prostitutes. I guess they are around for guys like me

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this man will goto jail one day. mark my words.

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paying for sex on company credit cards lol thats awesome

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I remember sharing an aprtment with my sister. She had a boyfriend and they would f*ck like bunnies, every damn day I get home from work and they are going at it. Finally I stopped tuning them out and would crawl over to their door and listen to them while rubbing one out. Yeah, I have issues!

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thanks for doing this, sensei.

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Cuz he didn't have enough fun the first time around...

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Doing that first one kind of brought alot of memories....too many. I will tell any of the following if there is an interest..

-- had "sex" with my sister... sort of at 6 yrs old

-- brother might have gotten raped by babysitter and I almost did if it wasn't for a coin flip

-- terrorized a family one Halloween night

-- sold a BIG bag of weed to my friends older brother for $5 at 10 yrs old.

--robbed my uncle using mace as a weapon

--felt up cousins girlfriend while both slept side by side

-- got into a fist fight with identical twins and won

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Bound to be another classic thread, well done so far Sensei.

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got into a fist fight with identical twins and won

bahahahahah

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Cuz he didn't have enough fun the first time around...

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Doing that first one kind of brought alot of memories....too many. I will tell any of the following if there is an interest..

-- had "sex" with my sister... sort of at 6 yrs old

-- brother might have gotten raped by babysitter and I almost did if it wasn't for a coin flip

-- terrorized a family one Halloween night

-- sold a BIG bag of weed to my friends older brother for $5 at 10 yrs old.

--robbed my uncle using mace as a weapon

--felt up cousins girlfriend while both slept side by side

-- got into a fist fight with identical twins and won

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http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...9756911_rs.jpg

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-- got into a fist fight with identical twins and won


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this story needs to be told

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A+ thread sofar, seriously interesting

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-- brother might have gotten raped by babysitter and I almost did if it wasn't for a coin flip

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as does this...
I'm pretty sure I don't understand it

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Phil Gordon?

[/ QUOTE ]Likely. Negreanu has a proper account but could also run a few gimmick ones I would think.

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Negreanu seems perfect for this really

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-- brother might have gotten raped by babysitter and I almost did if it wasn't for a coin flip

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as does this...
I'm pretty sure I don't understand it

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Yeah WTF this way it seems like OP was missing out

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flip for buttholes? (no ban)

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Phil Gordon?

[/ QUOTE ]Likely. Negreanu has a proper account but could also run a few gimmick ones I would think.

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Negreanu seems perfect for this really

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i hope to god it is hellmuth

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got into a fist fight with identical twins and won

bahahahahah

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chances are it was just this one guy and op was on drugs?

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Nazi jokes are never not funny, amirite?

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So in high school I was a pretty normal kid, perhaps a bit geeky but whatever. I must have been 13 or 14 and some girl had pissed me off for reasons I can't even remember. Anyway, I held a grudge against her and was chatting to her on MSN having just made some PHP script that sent emails from any address you want to any address (it just changed the headers of the email, it is pretty straightforward to do). Anyway, I get the smart idea to send her a bunch of emails from " adolf@hitler.de" saying "NAZIS RULE!". This was hilarious at the time. Until her MSN started popping up with a whole load of windows on the right of her screen saying "New message from adolf@hitler.de". And she said that she was crying. And that her dad wanted to have words with me (it had become quite apparent that this was me). So a few weeks later at school, some girl makes some reference saying I have a Hitler shrine. I was embarrassed. We are now on good terms.

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-- brother might have gotten raped by babysitter and I almost did if it wasn't for a coin flip

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Phil Gordon?

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To be fair, even virtual Trish Stratus is pretty hot

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two confessions - one bizarre and one creepy

first, i once masturbated to a female character in wwf no mercy for the n64

second, i use to work behind the film counter at wal-mart. if someone brought in pictures of naked girls, i would print off extra copies for myself to jerk off with. i also used to print off extra copies of hot pics of girls i knew from high school.



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Standard.