ASBATDR DBASTADR FUYOU UFCKING BAStARDS
So anyway I tried to move to no limit and ran really bad at 100NL
By the time I have lost ~23 buyins I decide [censored] it no limit clearly is not for me, I am going back to FRIENDLY FIXED LIMIT HOLDEM where the pain of losing is like the pain of a slow suffocation and more agreeable than the brutal no-limit accost-you-in-an-alleyway-and-stab-you-in-the-face pain But WAIT!!! Everyone is posting in TEH BBV about making $$$CRAZY STACKS PHU$$$ playing the new fangled UNLIMITED HOLDEM so i decide I WILL NOT BE DISHEARTENED. i am going to TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT LEARNING NL and I AM GOING TO START AT [censored] 50NL AND [censored] PROVE TO MYSELF ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT AT THE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY LEAST< I CAN AT LEAST BEAT [censored] BABY STAKES NLHE tONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT OF MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN HERE ARE THE FIRST THREE HANDS I SHOW DOWN STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.25/$0.50 6 players Pre-flop: (6 players) LOSER is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises to $6.5</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $18</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises all-in $49.25</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $17.45</font>. Uncalled bets: $13.8 returned to LOSER. Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4) Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4) River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4) Results: Final pot: $73.4 LOSER showed Ac As</font> SB showed Jc Jd</font> __________ STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.25/$0.50 5 players Pre-flop: (5 players) LOSER is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] UTG calls, 2 folds, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises to $2</font>, UTG calls, SB calls. Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6, 3 players) SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER bets $6</font>, UTG calls, SB folds. Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players) LOSER checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $14.9</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises all-in $42</font>, UTG calls. River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($102, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $102) Results: Final pot: $102 UTG showed Ah 4h</font> LOSER showed Ad Kc</font> __________ STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.25/$0.50 6 players Pre-flop: (6 players) LOSER is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $2</font>, LOSER calls, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls. Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6.75, 3 players) UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets $4</font>, LOSER calls, UTG+1 calls. Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($18.75, 3 players) <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $18.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in $4.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises all-in $50.05</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 calls all-in $29.35</font>. Uncalled bets: $1.95 returned to LOSER. River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($119.7, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $33, Sidepot 1: $86.7) Results: Final pot: $119.7 LOSER showed 6s 6d</font> UTG+1 showed 7c 5c</font> CO showed 4d Td</font> [censored] YOU NO LIMIT [censored] YOU NO LIMIT [censored] YOU NO LIMIT [censored] YOU NO LIMIT [censored] YOU NO LIMIT [censored] YOU NO LIMIT [censored] YOU NO LIMIT [censored] YOU NO LIMIT [censored] YOU NO LIMIT I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS CUNTING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE I I HATE YOU NO LIMIT AND I HOPE YOUR HOUSE CATCHES FIRE WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP / |
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ha
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BRutal. fun read
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LMFAO.
Brutal stuff dude - bad luck. |
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good post
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[censored] limit. This is why you play nl.
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good post [/ QUOTE ] |
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Please don't give up. I want to read a follow up.
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Did that 23-buyin-downswing involve any tilting?
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Maybe my tutorial can teach you how not to suck at NL cash games.
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I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS CUNTING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE I I HATE YOU NO LIMIT AND I HOPE YOUR HOUSE CATCHES FIRE WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP [/ QUOTE ] AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!! [censored] quality! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
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lol i love the pool <3
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hahahahahahhaha
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Electrical Jesus?
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BEST
POLL EVER |
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Please start recording your NL sessions and then post them here. If your verbal skills match your written skills, they will be gold, baby!
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BEST POLL EVER [/ QUOTE ] Every time I look at the poll it just gets funnier. |
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This just might be the best BBV post ever.
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Every time I look at the poll it just gets funnier. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, this is the true spirit of BBV. |
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BEST POLL EVER [/ QUOTE ] |
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This just might be the best BBV post ever. [/ QUOTE ] it's pretty high up on the list, thats for sure |
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LOllllllllllllllll
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I'll bump up this work of genius in case anyone missed it.
And I nominate for the greatest poll in the history of the internets. |
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I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS CUNTING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE I [/ QUOTE ] Between this and the poll, this is one of my favorite posts ever. |
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this is POTY and 'dangerous_badman' is the best screen name on the inanaet
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I voted for bastard, im not sure if that is the right answer though.
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You seem to making the crucial error of getting it in with the best of it, only to be rivered by a dominated hand. Yuo need to work it the opposite way round on riverstars.
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This is hilarious. Sorry it had to happen to you, OP. These are the kinds of hands that make me break stuff.
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Limidonk.
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Bump for extreme hilarity, both the text (e.g. "sweet electrical jesus") and poll.
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wow how did i miss this gem
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Limidonk. [/ QUOTE ] I love that your first post is a BBV catchphrase injoke. I predict good things in the future. |
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bump
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hahaha brilliant
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Move up to where they will respect your raises
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[censored] ME TO TEARS!
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i love the electrical jesus quote. Pure gold.
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they're all 48/52, ain't they?
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